Очень и очень Very very

Hello! We returned a week ago, all emotions have passed, therefore I will try to write my report as objectively as possible. Before the trip, I read almost all the reviews about this hotel, the ratings were mostly positive, but without specifics. So. For those who are too lazy to read further - you can go, you need to go, everything is very good. Well, then a little boring text.
Hotel. According to unverified information, it was bought by the Kazakhs, watching the Turks. 90% "Slavic".
Question price. Ultra All, accommodation was supposed to be Superior Room 37 sq. m, two adults, one 7 years old, for a week 2 from Kyiv Coral Travel, flying UtAir.

Departure. 20-00, terminal D Boryspil. Drank money specifically. An empty healthy hangar, security 0 (were calmly carried all sorts of liquids in bottles and so on in hand luggage), two miserable Dutik with the wrong prices, a cafe for three standing tables (beer 0.3 in a bottle 35 UAH, like coffee in a paper cup 40 UAH, dumb donut 40 UAH and that's it). They flew, they flew, they arrived an hour earlier (this is the local time).
Arrival. There was only our flight, but the crowd at the counters of the operators was not small. They handed out pieces of paper, unobtrusively offered help in filling it out, asked if they needed a visa (Sinai only or will we go? ). There was ONE dick sitting at customs, so the queue stretched for an hour. No one bothered with visas, if you want to take it, if you don’t want to go through like that. Due to circumstances (not related to the operator), we had an individual transfer, therefore, min. 10 were at the hotel.
Accommodation. The first thing we saw at one in the morning at the reception was two couples from Nizhny Tagil, who were moving uncertainly, with frequent stops, towards the round-the-clock bar, and for some reason one pepper was wearing sandals on the high platform of his companion, who was barefoot. All this caused a sickly laugh of the whole company. A good hotel, I thought, glancing furtively at my wife - I will not be lost. And just in case, remember the location of the bar. Quite quickly, for some reason, we were given a better Deluxe Room of 50 sq. m and taken by tuk-tuk to building No. 4, second floor. Number a....no. Bathroom, as we have a kitchen at home (not small), two pushes, two showers, footage (played football), a full-fledged bed for a child, and not a bunk, as usual. Everything is practically new, a bar with birych and all sorts of Colas. Cleaning is still daily and not ot…bis, replenishment of the refrigerator according to the list daily (I personally checked). View of the neighboring hotel and the sea.
Hotel. It can be divided into three zones, according to the number of pools. Reception, from it to the sea, buildings cascade down the slope, from 3-4 and further down to the sea. The main restaurant (with food) by the sea, therefore, it was 7 minutes walk from our building, 10 to the sea. The pools are cool, there are children's areas, and slides, and a sunset like a real beach with sand, and a jacuzzi effect.

Food. The best hotel I have ever met. Modest but tasteful. You can find a reserved table at any time, the service is clear. Drinks are delivered, if you don’t have the strength to wait, he came up to three points and took whatever you want. Ice cream day and night, juices from bags, no Upi. Heaps of fruits, what hosh, from watermelons to fresh dates. Take out what you want, no one stands at the exit and does not fire. There are five restaurants of the A la Carte system, were in all, I will note in descending order Egyptian, Italian and Indian. It’s not worth spending time on the rest, the main restaurant has almost all of this for dinner. Beach and pool food is good. Chicken burger, sausage in a bun and potatoes are quite worthy.
The drinks. Well, there are no questions. Birych good, there are even varieties. I “read” almost the entire list of cocktails. They pound with local drinks, but at the main bars they don’t sting on imports either. Absolut, Red Label, Jim Bim, Omega, Bacardi, champagne. This was poured to me personally without problems, and they also asked, like more. Chips, tails, no questions asked. They also go and look, such as if the glass is empty, if you can update. With wives there somehow not really, they start to roar.
Sea. The beach is huge, there are plenty of places. 100 meters of coral, until one in the afternoon somewhere knee-deep, after low tide, and the bottom is bare. All this ends with a cliff, you can go along the pier, there is a ladder. The water world is meager, I have seen it brighter on Naama Bay, but the main thing is that there are no parking lots for boats and other water equipment, the cleanliness is just super. On the right there is a type of lagoon, 20 meters in diameter. Water from chest to knee-deep (depending on time). The water is really hot, perfect for kids.
Sports, entertainment. I saw animation only in the canteen, I recognized it by branded T-shirts. The kids club is good, on TV on some channel you can watch online what is happening there. The gym is modest, but all the equipment is new, good and working. They don’t have changeable shoes, they don’t let you in flip flops, so take sneakers. In the evenings, a standard mini disco and then quite good programs. There was also a Chinese circus and a fire show and a beach disco. Cool. Wi-Fi is available in all public areas, not bad, Skype without problems, did not try to download, but updates were downloaded clearly.

And for those who have read to the end, I will tell you about the problems. Geographically, the hotel is located on a very dumb stretch of coast. A characteristic feature is pronounced tides, and most importantly, strong winds and rough seas (there is no wind inside the hotel and on the pools). Full of dudes on a water ski with a kite in their hands. The peculiarity of the buildings is complete ventilation from all sides, it is cool and cool during the day, but at night the rumble from the wind just drives you crazy. Plus air conditioning, it feels like all the blocks are not on the roof, but in the room. I turned off the air conditioner, the wind is buzzing, there is no wind, the air conditioner is buzzing. The first three days there was a red flag on the beach, it was not realistic to enter the sea (even the lagoon). A survey of the local population confirmed my fears. On the fourth day, there was complete calm, on the fifth, somehow, and then it started again. Moreover, when we went to Naama, everything was in a bunch there.
Hotel guide. With... ka. At a traditional meeting, he began to overwrite how dangerous it was to leave the hotel and order excursions not from him, that he would never fit into any problems, that dumb ganjibas were offered everywhere (it’s strange that he didn’t offer his own, although when I left the hotel for a ball , they still offered it to me, if anyone needs it, then on the left at the exit from the hotel there is an excursion agency “Cheburashka and Gena”, there is the best ganjibas in the area), etc.
So, summing up, I can safely recommend this hotel to all those who go to have a positive rest, and not look for a dead ant behind the plinth in the far corner behind the bedside table. Everything written reflects my personal opinion from May 26 to June 2.2013 building No. 4. I cannot vouch for other dates and cases, everything can be exactly the opposite. If so, write, I will answer in detail.