Royal ПАРАЗИТ Royal PARASITE

I couldn't resist reading the positive reviews for this hotel. Either it is written by agents, or it is written by people who have never been to normal hotels.
The furniture is old, cleaned very badly and only for a dollar. When asked to change the batteries in the remote control and bring the covers on the bed (which disappeared after cleaning), the cleaner brought everything from the NEIGHBOR ROOM. There is dirt on the balcony, no one washes the tiles.
There are always huge queues in the dining room. Every day the same thing, everything looks somehow not very appetizing... Of the side dishes, legumes of all kinds in unlimited quantities, rice, pasta. It was impossible to eat meat - rubbery and not tasty. From fruit they gave a melon or a watermelon piece by piece in one hand. Nothing can be taken out of the dining room, once they filled a bottle of yuppies, it was immediately taken away from us. After that, we bought water from a nearby store.

Bars are open by the hour. Everything is poured into plastic glasses, even wine (terrible).
The sea is beautiful, but the entrance is only in coral slippers. The sun loungers are old and sometimes broken. The beach towels are also old.
The hotel area is clean, well-groomed, a lot of greenery, flowers, including trimmed bushes, trees in the form of figurines and animals. The gardener is probably the only person in this hotel who works. True, all this beauty is poured from the sewer, respectively, the smell is excellent.
On the day of departure at 12-00 we cut off the bracelets (the plane was at 23-00), from that moment everything became paid.
The hotel is terrible. Moreover, even the girl animator spoke badly about him. The impression of the rest was disgusting, the vacation was ruined, I counted the days when I would return home. We will not go to this hotel even for free.