Для первого раза сойдёт For the first time will do

I'll start in order.
I went on holiday with my husband. We arrived late, around 8pm. The room was settled instantly, no money was given for it. Chubby guy Honey promptly escorted us to the room and stood until he got a dollar tip. Dinner fed, put to bed... And just settled down, the disco began UNDER THE WINDOWS OF OUR ROOM!!! ! Although we are a young couple (up to 30), we somehow wanted to be quieter at night (disco until 1-00). We decided not to sleep at night, but to break away. But it didn't work! No one ever went to a disco, but no one bothered the music to rattle before the allotted time. Thank God, it was the ONLY thing that did not suit us. "All inclusive" in the bar was only until 22-00. The bartenders kept track of the time and at exactly 22:0.00:00 they didn't even pour water for free!
The hotel is 90% Russian, the rest are Germans, Finns and Italians. Where anyone went after 22-00 I still can not understand. Dissolved somewhere.
Accommodation.

The hotel is in the middle of nowhere from the sea! As the guide from the Tez-tour joked, on the 5th line. The way it is. Well, at least the bus carries the sea. By the way, we took a picture of the schedule - use it. Rooms for mere mortals are all standard, not bad. The hair dryer is antediluvian, but it works, the TV too. People! Take your gel and shampoo with you! They don't wash at all!
Nutrition.
It is better to come to each meal at the beginning of feeding, because. then something tasty may not be enough.
Breakfast from 7 to 9. You can take food yourself, without restrictions. Omelette, var. eggs, salads, sausages, potatoes, sweets.
Lunch from 13 to 15. You can only take salads, soup and dessert yourself. You have to approach the second courses with an "outstretched plate", and they impose, regretfully. Lentil soup, salads, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots grated on a fine grater without anyone. From the second pasta in 2 versions, potatoes, stew, chicken, very rarely fish. Sweets.
Dinner from 19 to 21. Feeding takes place, as in lunch. and the same range
In general, the food is the same. Fruits - only grapefruit, sometimes melon and dates.
Service.
The room was "cleaned" every day. Wet cleaning for our 7 days of rest was not carried out. Made the bed and everything. The money was deposited one time. They did not make towel rolls.
Animation.
Animation day is Friday. They arranged dinner on the street, an Arab rode between the tables on a camel, danced folk dances, the fakir breathed fire, etc. In general, no way.
In general, the rest is normal, but in the evening, boredom is terrible. We went to Egypt for the first time, do not think that we "snickered". For the money that they took from us for a ticket ($665 for two for a week), the rest turned out to be quite normal.