Лучший одесский санаторий! The best sanatorium in Odessa!

I don’t even know in which “hotels” people who write positive reviews with the words “we have something to compare with” rested...
The general impression is that she came to rest in the Odessa sanatorium. Firstly, the hotel is packed, and 90% of vacationers are from Ukraine. But unfortunately, these are far from the best representatives, but zhlobsky nature, who came on the principle of "the price for the tour must be repaid in full! ".
In the morning they race to the beach to take the sunbeds with their towels/shawls/hats/underpants. And it does not matter that this body will reach the beach no earlier than noon, the main thing is that no one will take the sunbed.
In the dining room (do not turn your tongue to say "restaurant") this inquisitive tourist should try everything! Poking into each dish and picking up plates for "mom / grandmother / girlfriend", he creates queues for distribution, and is very loudly indignant that he was not given enough shrimp / meat / fish.

Bars? And here you need to break away to the last, suddenly the roommate will drink more beer / cola / gin.
And so the whole day, a person does not have to rest, but to work hard! Recovering the money spent on vacation.
Personally, I feel uncomfortable to rest surrounded by such tourists.
For the hotel itself:
1) furniture fund - it has a place in a landfill for at least the last five years;
2) the rooms are uncomfortable, with broken sockets / doors / cabinets;
3) food - it would seem, and varied, and with seafood, but... the quality of cooking is terrible, everything is overcooked, overcooked, filled with sauces - the food becomes one taste. And breakfasts are terrible with their monotony and dull choice;
4) animation - yes;
5) the sandy beach is very small, and the place near the pier for swimming is limited by buoys - 5 meters to the right and 5 meters to the left. When attempting to penetrate beyond the buoys, an attentive lifeguard will whistle fiercely until you return to the allotted place;
6) Internet - available in public places, quality - mediocre, more often - terrible;
7) mosquitoes (! ) seem to breed directly in the room;
8) and almost forgot, when you check in at the hotel, they give you an envelope with the room number, but they don’t give you an escort to show you the way. And the quest begins - to find your number in an unfamiliar territory. And it’s good if you are looking for him light, and not with a sleeping baby in your arms, as I had.
Do I recommend this hotel? No, unless you miss the post-Soviet sanatoriums.