Все ужасно! Everything is terrible!

And so I am writing a review, as they say from the course of events . . The hotel is convenient only because of the location . . And the beach . . Remon wants the best and cleanest! Everything else is just pzzt . . And so let's start. No food. . 10 days of hell! For breakfast, only eggs and eggplant. Lunch is stinky fish and beef with a "very tasty seasoning" they add it everywhere and everywhere . . Even in desserts . . For dinner they gave crabs from the smell of which you could immediately run to the toilet . . Tea and coffee only for breakfast . . It's just I wanted to howl . . No alcohol . . Beer diluted with water . . Rum, whiskey were poured from bottles already with the lid open and it is not known where, what was taken. animators will also eat with you . . Who run around the hall to grab the all-inclusive from the table faster.
Only the waiters were pleased . . Thanks to them for the quick work and smile . . There is no animation at the hotel... Animators ran along the beach (the plan for the day is exercise, darts and aqua aerobics) that's all! In a hotel of this magnitude and in this location, we would like more fun and smiles.
There is no cleaning in the room . . Even for $ 1 they beat you up... Towels are changed only when you start swearing . . The floor has not been washed even once in 10 days . . I forgot to leave water and shampoos 2 times . . The cleaners do not speak Russian (generally ).

No wi-fi . . it's easier to buy a sim card. Because without the Internet in this hotel you can go crazy . . Dear tourists, when choosing this hotel, think carefully whether it is worth taking it . . We are very sorry . . It did not live up to our expectations ??????????? ?