We got on the Express Tez tour system and went nuts from squalor.

Written: 10 august 2015
Travel time: 30 july — 6 august 2015
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The Chaseby company sold me this express tour with the words that they usually give good 4 *, and with the condition of 2 lines, in my understanding of walking distance. There is only one claim, at least they mentioned the probability of flying into this fucking viking 4 *, which is actually 2 s+ or 3 s-. * Spitting all who were there with us! Except for the guys who bought everything for 25 thousand for 10 days. And they knew in advance where they were going - to swell and smoke a plan. The Teztur guides themselves do not even call it a hotel. The Egyptians there are half of the entire public, for them it’s normal there, everything is better than in their shacks.
In order, dirt and indifference with devastation everywhere. We arrived late at night, but by the end of dinner we were in time. We thought we got into a roadside Tajik cafe, but it says restaurant. You can’t find a chair without stains and streaks; they stick to your hands. All vegetables until they are eaten, will be served every day in different versions, washed, fried, filled with vinegar.
A 15-seater minibus carries to the beach, in 2-3 trips. Whoever managed to do it first will lie in the shade, the rest will show their imagination. In the morning, one in a muddy bay, where pleasure boats and boats spend the night. You can forget about corals. After lunch, on a decent beach with a reef, but very cramped and likely to get to your rooming house on your own, the driver travels according to her schedule. As a result, you can stay on the afternoon beach for 2 hours, at 5 pm you can already catch the departure of the minibus, instead of sunbathing. Always on the alert, whether the driver arrived or not, you will not relax.

About the number. Gave the keys and winked, a good number, followed by asked to thank. They took offense at my answer. The condo worked, but after 5 minutes it started to drip and after an hour it would not be possible to move around without getting your feet wet. Two towels worked all week, no one was going to change, they cleaned the room twice, collected water, leaving dirty stains.
The pool carries chlorine, not to be confused with anything.
In the only bar, beer ends at 15.00-16.00, after 17.00 it is guaranteed to be gone until the next day. This rule is. I am silent about the rest of the alcoholic drinks. I didn’t like anything in 5 * hotels except beer, but here whiskey is 30% in soft bottles. Moonshine is more fragrant. Although I don’t care about animation, I saw this girl twice, the first with the help of a bartender, the second when selling evening excursions . .
When contacting a hotel guide about changing a hotel, the answer is 3 * for $ 100.4 * for $ 180.5 * for $ 260, half of the people moved.
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