Недешевый развод или кусочек мухосранска. An expensive divorce or a piece of Muhosransk.

I will not describe the flight and settlement, it is hardly interesting. I will write about the hotel and about the rest. I am a man 49 years old, vacationing with my family (wife and two children aged 5). I am not picky and not capricious, so I am writing the truth. The rooms were astounding with their ugliness. I looked at several superiors - they are all the same. The furniture is ancient, the bathrooms have stains on the ceiling and half-rotted doors. But we decided not to sit in the room, we came here. The dining room made a special impression. Sovdepovskaya glutton with a HUGE number of flies. The food was disgusting, from the week that we were there there was meat three times. On some days the assortment consisted of rice, fries and pasta. The children refused to eat it. We also left hungry, because you can’t eat potatoes with ketchup. The motto of the canteen is one serving in one hand. Don't be surprised, this also applies to alcohol. But we decided that we didn’t come here to eat, that we needed to look for good things. About the good is the territory of the hotel. She is huge and well-groomed. There are many swimming pools, a water park, including a children's one, there are heated pools. Lots of flowers and palms. Unfortunately, animation is almost completely absent, but there are mosquitoes and flies that are not destroyed. Attitude towards Russian-speakers as cattle, though there is a reason. But the Germans and the British are in favor. The beaches are not bad, and there is no need to be afraid of remoteness to them. Buses are running. and it's fun to drive too. By the way, I went there only because of the positive reviews on the Internet, but as it turned out, they write them themselves. In general, there is both good and bad.