Ребята есть с чем сравнитьня не удивить живу с видом на море The guys have something to compare not to surprise, I live with a sea view

In short, I read reviews here from the jacks - some are watched forever on others, fighters fall, and others generally found out that there are corals in the Red Sea and some of THEM are EVEN dead. Someone cannot live without oysters and shampoos in the morning; others have heartburn without crab and caviar. advice freaks or go to the Maldives for 10 grand or sit at home. otherwise they scraped together 350 Baku and oops, I'm already a sheikh. in general, one laid down for a week of rest. emotions. rooms - for 2 bucks the whole room in rose petals cleaning every day who cleaned did not see but played a game with him hid somewhere bucks while he cleaned found. Always bastard found but always cleaned. food - oysters did not eat to red caviar, so I did not die without it for a week. varied food with an Arab bias may not be familiar to anyone, but you can find something similar to our Khokhlyatsky. I tried all of theirs, something not very edible, something that is impossible, but mostly cool and tasty. swipe, as an alcoholic, I REALLY didn’t like it; I advise you how I did it - take 4 liters of vodka with you on vacation and treat Kovoto enough. By the way, take chocolate with you - currency at the hotel. for a couple of tiles and 2 bucks you will get a running horse. just try it on a little, otherwise while you dived it will rush like a squirrel and pour a cocktail with vodka and bring a new one. with good intentions. he thinks that you don’t drink because he’s warmed up and you can’t drink 200 vodka in one gulp. The sea class is used to our black here, the best super fish are many sharks, no, it didn’t work to scare them. with scuba from the yacht is not pinned. I already dive for 5-6 for 2 minutes. fuck. aquaplang. buy a turtle mask and hang out. At home, you can’t drive your wife out to sea with a stick; here, in a mask, she dragged herself like a boa constrictor through a pack of dust. By the way, a racing horse can smoke hashish for free. if you find a common language, a friend who smoked is not interesting to me. Excursions - send a guide on the first day and you won’t go very far without a mat. everything that will offer a lie. Some fuckers from the hotel were - it's fun to ride on the same yacht and dive together. suckers for 90 Baku I'm for 20. suckers paid for a photo underwater20. I nailed for 5. taxi drivers build all 5$ Max. . what else to say for a hotel - we will rise in price by 2 times - you can still go. Well, you won’t be plush, don’t eat up shit after yourself, allocate $ 20 for a tip. and you will feel how the world will change immediately.