Terrible hotel

Written: 3 november 2011
Travel time: 7 — 16 october 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 3.0
This soviet hotel is suitable for those who are nostalgic for Soviet hotels. The food is terrible. Approximate dinner menu: fried sprat, fried meat (pieces) with gravy and small bones, on which you can accidentally break a tooth, rotten tomatoes (I noticed in time and caught it in a plate, canned cucumbers (one vinegar, so my breath caught and tears from my eyes) "Not tasty ice cream, which does not even melt in the heat. But you can eat pears and sweet melons. In general, you will have to eat in a cafe. For breakfast, you can eat scrambled eggs, it's better not to touch everything else. Black tea is not available not only in the dining room during breakfast, but even in the bar for a fee (I don’t drink coffee and green tea). In the room there is a Stalin-era toilet bowl with a cistern under the ceiling. You pull the chain and the water drains. Then you need to pull it a few more times so that the drain of the barrel is still closed with a cork and the water did not grunt, making it difficult to sleep. The air conditioner does not work. The dead TV remote control is wrapped with electrical tape so that it does not fall apart. A small, old Soviet TV that shows the 1st channel of ORT. Shabby, shabby cabinet f without handle. Cleaning the room consists in making the bed, and for some reason my nightgown was thrown over the blanket of the next bed. The floor in the room is not always cleaned, but it's for the best, because. they rub it with smelly bleach (once I personally caught this moment), while shoes and slippers are scattered on different sides and corners. But you never know where you will find them after returning to the room. There is a nice Russian-speaking girl at the reception, she will explain everything and show you the way. In the hotel itself, the entire pension fund of Europe stops (many even on crutches), which, at dusk, pulls itself up to the bar and, rattling its crutches, dances in a disco. Near the hotel is the beach and the train station to Barcelona. However, it is very far to go to Barcelona itself, about 1.40 min. Barcelona is great, but it takes a lot of time to travel. The beach is wonderful, the sea is warm too. We got lucky with the weather, from 10-14 it was hot. Nearby is the tourist center "Natalie Tours", where you can buy excursions, as well as a Russian-speaking employee (will help, tell you). A very interesting excursion from "Natalie Tours" called "Gala Dali". We visited the castle of the 13th century, which S. Dali presented to his wife and his Theater-Museum in Figueras.
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