Убежище британцев British hideout

The first impression is that somewhere in the backyards, we arrived at night - there was a crowd of drunken English people near the hotel, they heard the sounds of music in the back of the hall - like a bar, on the way to which the legs stick to the floor from spilled alcohol, because the British vacationers defile there - here with a glass of swill. . . Okay, settled in. Room: in general, everything is as in the picture, Ikea furniture, two rooms, a living room and a bedroom, a huge balcony is a big plus. Everything is just kind of shabby. Bathroom and toilet. Yeah. Briefly speaking. Not even soap. The type of shower from which, when you wash yourself, water flows to the floor, then a puddle remains. Feelings: very squeamish, especially when you realize which contingent is mostly resting. If you go to the toilet at night, you will meet at least a couple of cockroaches, they were very afraid to take them with you. Puff, puff, puff. Cleaning: three times a week - Monday, Wednesday, Friday. We traveled together with a friend, she once decided to take out the trash in all seriousness, she even looked after the container nearby. I forbade. ))) What did we understand: the rest are mostly British, since at least the hotel administration still settles ghouls to ghouls, and the audience is calmer like Russians and English. pensioners in another building. But from morning to evening we watched the fun tourists from Britain. As our guide said - children of miners with pimply asses. Why, a ticket from 40 to 100 euros, well, the audience is appropriate. Guys in crowds separately, girls separately. We never entered the pool area for 12 days. By the way, these Englishmen start drinking in the morning, yelling, they come mostly on the weekends, white fat shaven heads, the next day they turn into red pigs. Very cool defiantly at the pool to take off your swimming trunks and sparkle with your bare ass. Food. Went mostly for breakfast, 12 days the same thing. So-so, but you won’t die of hunger and savings, because there is nothing to buy in local stores and it’s expensive. Dinner. We went 4 times in all the time, that's what pissed me off the most. Turn. Dudes are elegant!! ! The cheapest outfits, cosmetics, clothes, shoes. Like DINNER in a restaurant!!!!!!!!!! )))))))))))) Well, to be honest, Mallorca is a paradise!! ! The sea is amazing!! ! Yes, and spit on these British ghouls !! ! On the other hand, if we consider the cost of the tour at 31500 half board, what do you want?? ? If you look at this angle, then all hurt. I just wanted to write a review, because there were no reviews about this hotel in the net at all when we were going. I hope that people will at least be ready. Guys, for such money you can endure. Only without pathos, like some compatriots who with an important air went down to dinner in evening dresses and a bottle of wine, looked ridiculous in this viper. Our most poorly dressed Russian girl will give odds of 100 points to all these ghouls put together!!!!! !