Eating Drinking Fucking)))
It is with this slogan that you need to start a story about Mallorca. Although, when my girlfriend and I gathered there, Shufutinsky's song "Let you dream of Palma de Mallorca... " popped up in my head and my imagination painted the embankment with languid ladies in hats and dresses to the floor))) Upon arrival, we were greeted by wonderful weather and incredible mild climate, I didn’t have to adapt at all, and after a 4-hour flight from Kyiv there was not a single gram of fatigue. We chose a very budget vacation, or rather we didn’t even choose, but took it without hesitation - the tour cost 330 euros, so I was little interested in the fact that there was no air conditioning in the room, like all the charms of more or less normal hotels. But on the other hand - why do I need TV and Wi-Fi in the room, if the sea is 5 minutes walk away, and we are in Mallorca))) I will say right away, who wants to see Spain - you are not here! : -) Arriving in Palma, you find yourself in German resort, or rather to a German youth camp, so tune in accordingly, discard excessive seriousness, otherwise everything will annoy you: drunken Germans, their music, their chants at 4 in the morning, etc. ))) Therefore, I immediately advise you to take a car and ride along island. For clubs - in Arenal you can go once to Paradise, there for 20 euros unlimited drinks until 2 am, plus entrance to a nearby disco. Well, this is so - in order to understand how the German youths have fun)) If you are interested in another contingent - welcome to Titos and Pacha, they are in Palma, but a transfer is organized back and forth from Arenal, 18-30 euros, 30 to Titos (this is already from entrance and 1 cocktail, plus all other cocktails for you for 5 euros). There, the audience is more interesting, and the interior, and the music. The beaches in Spain are all municipal, there is enough space, and since the place is not chosen by the Slavic peoples, no one has the habit of coming to the beach at 8 in the morning, so coming at 9 we could choose our place. You can buy a place with a sunbed and an umbrella for 5 euros. Prices in Mallorca are very pleased, often much lower than in Kiev. I must say right away - swimwear, towels, tunics, etc. make sense to buy already there. Very cheap alcohol - everything according to the concept))) Food too - 7-10 euros dinner in a good restaurant. Wine generally costs a penny - 3-6 euros. Basically, the guys have a rest in large companies, they looked at us as if they were an unprecedented miracle, since they were out of luck with the girls there. But you should not count on any kind of romantic relationship and courtship there, the principle is easy - easy people, easy time, easy communication. Plans are not built for tomorrow, they are not even built for today - for a maximum of an hour or 2)) I would recommend just walking along the promenade beyond the 6th beach, another area begins there - Play de Palma, with hotels like Iberostar, well, you know - older crowd. In general, I want to say - I really liked the rest! I want to go back there again. I liked Manaus hotels - it was 100 euros more expensive than ours, but next time we will probably go there. Ondina is still good. Don't look at the stars - they mean little there : -) In general, I recommend it to everyone!
