Позорный отел shameful hotel

Not the first time in Paris. The devil pulled this time to settle in the Normandy. Moreover, they read negative reviews about him at home... But... As they say, they checked it for themselves. In short: we got into the heat. Air conditioning -. . . working. Just forgot to charge it. The stuffiness is terrible at night, during the day we were not there. It is impossible to open the window: the noise is hellish outside the window. But there was no alternative. Opened. They died from stuffiness like in a sauna. They lay on wet sheets.
Safe - not working. Called a repairman - came. He tinkered, said: "Come back now" and disappeared. Waited an hour. We called the receptionist. They said something about tomorrow. Summary: neither tomorrow nor the day after tomorrow, nothing was fixed.
Fan is also available. As is the air conditioner. But - does not work. The minibar reminded us of the "Morozko" refrigerator of the 70s from someone's shabby dacha. And there was NOTHING in it!

It is better not to touch the furniture - the handles from the cabinets remain in the hands, then do not open the door.
The room itself - shabby, shabby, furniture - was once good. About 20 years ago.
We asked for glasses in the room - put toothbrushes. They solemnly carried out two DISPOSABLE PLASTIC CUPS. And it took a long time to figure out how many glasses we need. And so in everything. Poor breakfasts, orphan and dreary. No one was waiting for pickles, but already here... Believe me: Never wrote reviews. But here - just finished. We were looking forward to the day of departure. I just want to warn others - go to another hotel. Don't let yourself be fooled and ripped off. Don't lose money.