Отель прекрасный The hotel is lovely

Excellent food. Cleanliness is excellent everywhere, everything is constantly cleaned and scrubbed. The room is cleaned every day and exactly at the time when you yourself want it. Hang a "do not disturb" sign - no one will ever knock or call.
Sunbeds and towels free of charge (towels are in every room). In the room: safe (only the key must be carried with you, and for loss - a fine), TV, refrigerator, hair dryer. There are always places in the restaurant, and each eater is immediately assigned his own waiter and “seat”. Food is not enough only at 7 am, and so, there is always a large selection of everything.
There are, perhaps, 3 "minuses":
1) sea urchins in the sea - I managed to step on the first day. Take needles, tweezers, disinfectants with you. Or slippers for swimming - swim right in them.
2) Bowling produced in 197*. Only those who have never played bowling at all can play it - creepy heavy curved balls, there is no automatic scoring.
3) Only 1 TV channel - "RTR Planet" - a terrible mixture of RTR and "Culture".