Neon Hotel 2*– Reviews

12
Rating 6.810
based on
12 reviews
№67 in the hotel rating Heraklion
8.0 Rooms
8.0 Service
8.5 Cleanliness
7.0 Food
9.5 Amenities
The hotel in the village of Stalida of Crete is located in an ideal location by the sea on a beautiful golden beach. Immersed in the greenery of flowers, orange and lemon trees, the Neon Hotel will plunge its guests into a Mediterranean atmosphere and provide them with everything they need for a relaxing holiday in the picturesque summer resort of Stalida, Crete. This is a family hotel. The last renovation was in 2006.More →
аватар czimbal2
 •  traveled 9 years ago
Rating 7.0
Hello! We chose the hotel for several factors: location (close to the sea), free Wi-Fi, reasonable price. I really liked my vacation in Greece, we traveled almost the entire island, took excursions. The cheapest place where you can buy excursions is Amigo tour (leave the hotel, go to the right, and there is this place on the left side, excursions are cheaper there than ordering at the hotel). … More ▾ Hello! We chose the hotel for several factors: location (close to the sea), free Wi-Fi, reasonable price. I really liked my vacation in Greece, we traveled almost the entire island, took excursions. The cheapest place where you can buy excursions is Amigo tour (leave the hotel, go to the right, and there is this place on the left side, excursions are cheaper there than ordering at the hotel). By the way, on the way to the Amigo tour on the same left side there is another organization with excursions, where only louts work, inadequate people who just screamed for nothing (something like "you have no money, get out of here, fools", although we had money and in another agency we ordered four excursions (if we count for two, then eight excursions come out, that is, this agency of boors lost a significant amount and earned only a negative opinion). The sea is very beautiful, warm, we I liked it at the expense of the hotel, the rooms were cleaned every day, towels were changed every other day. Breakfast is monotonous (bread, butter, Feta cheese, ham, hard cheese, a large cupcake cut into pieces, coffee, milk, watermelon, melon, scrambled eggs) and so every day, there was nothing new. For dinner we went to different taverns, the prices are about the same everywhere, one dish on average 10-15 euros, plus wine / beer / cocktail (we don’t drink anything stronger) and dinner for two came out 30 euros, sometimes more and less. Very good hookah right next to the hotel on the right. Wi-fi in the hotel catches only on the first floor, but we found a way out, we got Wi-Fi from a neighboring hotel to our room, we went to this hotel once for dinner, found out the password and sat on the Internet all the rest through a neighboring hotel)). Greeks are friendly and sociable. . We are very satisfied with the trip.
аватар yaremchuk10
 •  traveled 11 years ago
Rating 8.0
We came from the best place for a quiet and at the same time pleasant rest for the soul. Stalis is a village where everyone knows about everyone, as in Ukraine))) The hotel is located by the sea (1-2 minutes walk). It was chosen because of its proximity to the sea, as well as close to the center (cafes, bars, restaurants, souvenir shops). … More ▾ We came from the best place for a quiet and at the same time pleasant rest for the soul. Stalis is a village where everyone knows about everyone, as in Ukraine))) The hotel is located by the sea (1-2 minutes walk). It was chosen because of its proximity to the sea, as well as close to the center (cafes, bars, restaurants, souvenir shops). The hotel is fully compliant with 2 stars, owned by a family, very nice people, always go to meet customers! Cleaned the room every other day, always smiling and friendly. The price corresponds to the quality of service! From Stalis, the city of Malia is a center of recreation and parties ...To Hersonissos - a center of trade and tourism - a bus ride 15 minutes. You will rest for all 100! Crete - give your soul pleasure!
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 •  traveled 13 years ago
Rating 5.0
Good day everyone! In early September, we rested at the Neon Hotel. We chose this hotel because of the proximity to the beach and the inexpensive cost of living. Of course, like everyone else, they were driving and worried, suddenly they don’t like it. I really liked the hotel, the price-quality ratio is appropriate. … More ▾ Good day everyone! In early September, we rested at the Neon Hotel. We chose this hotel because of the proximity to the beach and the inexpensive cost of living. Of course, like everyone else, they were driving and worried, suddenly they don’t like it. I really liked the hotel, the price-quality ratio is appropriate. Small but very clean. The room was cleaned every day. If hygiene products ran out, then new ones appeared in place of the disappeared ones. Changed linen every three days. The breakfast is good, you never go hungry. Fruit was included in every breakfast. The pool was cleaned frequently. The beach is really close. After reading bad reviews about the angry Greek owner, at first they were afraid of him, but in vain. Smiling person, always ready to help if needed. The place where the hotel is located is called Stalida, near Malia. The place is quiet and peaceful. If you want discos, bars - it takes 20-25 minutes to go to Malia.
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
аватар surinama
 •  traveled 13 years ago
Rating 8.0
Cozy quiet hotel, no frills and intrusiveness, clean, calm, measured, excellent location. For children, a good sandy entrance near the hotel. The pool is small, beautiful view from the windows, family atmosphere. Breakfast is always fresh, although the assortment is the same every day. I recommend it as a European hotel, rationally arranged, with its own restrained style, convenient for travel and excursions around Crete. … More ▾ Cozy quiet hotel, no frills and intrusiveness, clean, calm, measured, excellent location. For children, a good sandy entrance near the hotel. The pool is small, beautiful view from the windows, family atmosphere. Breakfast is always fresh, although the assortment is the same every day. I recommend it as a European hotel, rationally arranged, with its own restrained style, convenient for travel and excursions around Crete.
аватар
 •  traveled 13 years ago
Rating 9.0
Cozy and quiet hotel, has everything you need, no frills, rationally arranged life. The room is cleaned every day, the breakfast is always fresh, albeit minimal. The owners are nice, there is a supermarket opposite. rest in the hotel people of different ages. The place is lively, easy to get to any points of Crete. … More ▾ Cozy and quiet hotel, has everything you need, no frills, rationally arranged life. The room is cleaned every day, the breakfast is always fresh, albeit minimal. The owners are nice, there is a supermarket opposite. rest in the hotel people of different ages. The place is lively, easy to get to any points of Crete.
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
аватар
 •  traveled 14 years ago
Rating 5.0
The biggest plus of the hotel is its location: The village is quiet, but Malia and Hersonissos are nearby. In addition, Stalis is located approximately in the middle part of about. Crete, which is very convenient for trips, both independent and sightseeing. The hotel stands directly on the beach. The beach in this area is excellent - clean, beautiful sand, really very clean water. … More ▾ The biggest plus of the hotel is its location: The village is quiet, but Malia and Hersonissos are nearby. In addition, Stalis is located approximately in the middle part of about. Crete, which is very convenient for trips, both independent and sightseeing. The hotel stands directly on the beach. The beach in this area is excellent - clean, beautiful sand, really very clean water. The water is warm enough, you can not get out of the sea for a long time. We swam on many beaches in other places of Crete - it was colder everywhere. You can go with small children, because the entrance to the water is very gentle, shallow water goes for a long time. However, not long enough to be annoying. Minus the hotel - rooms: There are very few reviews about the hotel, but we read them all before the trip. Therefore, there were no surprises in the hotel for us. 1) For me, the main disadvantage is the soviet, very small shower. 2) The furniture did not particularly excite us, although it was old, because they only came to spend the night. 3) Another unpleasant feature, on the first floor, at least, high humidity - things get damp. True, this did not cause serious discomfort. . The room has a refrigerator, air conditioning - for a fee, TV - never turned on, toilet paper. There is nothing more. Service: Unobtrusive. When we entered the room, there was a dried fly on the glass. She remained in her rightful place all 11 days of our stay. Although it is worth noting that the floors that we trampled daily were also washed daily. Breakfast: Sufficient. Fresh tomatoes about a day later turned out to be slightly boiled))). Delicious muffins, fruits buy yourself. More about the hotel: The owner of the hotel is the only gloomy Greek we met in Crete, and we traveled a lot. Warned by the reviews, they smiled at him in every possible way, in the end they even received "yasas" in response. In general, you can just ignore it. The hotel really hang all sorts of warnings and prohibitions in large numbers, even funny. Everything is in English. Read it right away and don't get carried away. You can't take food out of breakfast. You can not bring your own food to the pool bar (but as much as you like you can go to the beach on the sea in 2 steps). Yes, there is also free ping pong and billiards. On the last day of the stay, we discovered that there is also a basement - rooms!!! , and a gym (left unexplored). Overall: Tolerable. For people without pretensions, as well as for those who only spend the night, it is ideal.
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
аватар
 •  traveled 14 years ago
Rating 5.0
Location: Stalis area. wonderful calm place. Malia min. 10-15 on foot (party city, hubbub and disco until the morning, with all the desire to sleep, you won’t fall asleep). Therefore, the location of the hotel is good: here you have silence and not far from parties. Distance from the sea: on the coast. I had a side sea view. … More ▾ Location: Stalis area. wonderful calm place. Malia min. 10-15 on foot (party city, hubbub and disco until the morning, with all the desire to sleep, you won’t fall asleep). Therefore, the location of the hotel is good: here you have silence and not far from parties.
Distance from the sea: on the coast. I had a side sea view. Beach: sandy (soft sand without pebbles), umbrella + 2 sun loungers - 5 euros / day. (because I was alone, I paid 3.60 euros). The sea is clean.
In the rooms
balcony / terrace (a plus of the hotel is that the balconies are located so that when you go out, you don’t run into neighboring windows)
shower is very small. the two of you don't mess around.
mini-bar, radio, TV, telephone
NO HAIR DRYER!
nice clean pool, sunbeds + umbrellas.
In general, I liked the hotel. in general it is 2 *, but it pulls on all European 3 *. Breakfast is modest, but everything is fresh. The rooms are cleaned, linen and towels are changed. The staff is friendly. Recommended - you won't regret it : )
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аватар bezsonizza
 •  traveled 14 years ago
I went to Crete with my mom and chose this hotel. because it is located next to the sea and, unlike other 2-star hotels, I read very positive reviews about it. And I didn’t make a mistake with the choice at all! For the money that we paid, 25 thousand for two, including visas and surcharge for fuel , we received friendly service (of course they spoke to us in English), a wonderful clean Cretan sea 40 meters from the hotel, quite normal breakfasts (albeit monotonous, but you can eat without problems for 7 days: dry cereal, milk, muffins, cheese, ham , watermelon, natural yogurt and Bulgarian cheese), the room was cleaned every day and very well, although they never gave a tip, everyone thought to leave it on the last day, but spent up to the euro))) We traveled around Crete (by ourselves, without a car, on regular buses): to Heraklion, Hersonissos, Rethymno, sail on the Mega Jet ferry to Santorini for 2 days (on your own, without excursions, armed with a map, guide, well, having booked a hotel in advance) Santorini is that fabulous place for which you can fly half of the world, and he was only 3 hours sailing !! ! We bought an excursion to the Cretan evening - but this is not for every taste, I didn’t really like it: a huge number of people at cramped tables, not the most delicious food, though the performance was fascinating, but probably everything was spoiled by the fact that the trip back and forth took 4 hours, instead of the promised hour, although my mother was delighted dancing sirtaki with the Greeks))) The food in all cafes is very tasty and everywhere they treat Russians kindly, absolutely (! ) unobtrusively, although young girls are still told a bunch of amenities (not vulgarity !! ) without grabbing hands at the same time, but admiring at a distance (during daylight hours, I don’t know about the night) As a result: The hotel is more suitable for young people who do not get hung up on service (it is very unobtrusive, but thank God for us), although there were many foreign pensioners with grandchildren when we rested. … More ▾ I went to Crete with my mom and chose this hotel. because it is located next to the sea and, unlike other 2-star hotels, I read very positive reviews about it. And I didn’t make a mistake with the choice at all! For the money that we paid, 25 thousand for two, including visas and surcharge for fuel , we received friendly service (of course they spoke to us in English), a wonderful clean Cretan sea 40 meters from the hotel, quite normal breakfasts (albeit monotonous, but you can eat without problems for 7 days: dry cereal, milk, muffins, cheese, ham , watermelon, natural yogurt and Bulgarian cheese), the room was cleaned every day and very well, although they never gave a tip, everyone thought to leave it on the last day, but spent up to the euro))) We traveled around Crete (by ourselves, without a car, on regular buses): to Heraklion, Hersonissos, Rethymno, sail on the Mega Jet ferry to Santorini for 2 days (on your own, without excursions, armed with a map, guide, well, having booked a hotel in advance) Santorini is that fabulous place for which you can fly half of the world, and he was only 3 hours sailing !! ! We bought an excursion to the Cretan evening - but this is not for every taste, I didn’t really like it: a huge number of people at cramped tables, not the most delicious food, though the performance was fascinating, but probably everything was spoiled by the fact that the trip back and forth took 4 hours, instead of the promised hour, although my mother was delighted dancing sirtaki with the Greeks))) The food in all cafes is very tasty and everywhere they treat Russians kindly, absolutely (! ) unobtrusively, although young girls are still told a bunch of amenities (not vulgarity !! ) without grabbing hands at the same time, but admiring at a distance (during daylight hours, I don’t know about the night)
As a result: The hotel is more suitable for young people who do not get hung up on service (it is very unobtrusive, but thank God for us), although there were many foreign pensioners with grandchildren when we rested.
In general, my mother and I were satisfied, although we never rested in 2 stars, but rested in European 3 and 4 stars.
As for the removal of food from the restaurant: it’s a pity for the previous narrator that this happened, but we all need to remember once and for all what a buffet is in a hotel and there will be no problems, because in fact, this is really theft. I advise all young and active, as well as all positive-minded fellow citizens (knowledge of English is desirable, at least the basics)
аватар Nataly63
 •  traveled 14 years ago
We will begin our review with the words of one unfortunate colleague living with us in a hotel from Perm: “Take a large scarf, you will wipe your tears while listening to our story! ” My friend and I have repeatedly been to Turkey (3*, 4* and 5* ultra), but this time we gathered for the first time in Europe, the "cradle of civilization", as I put it. … More ▾ We will begin our review with the words of one unfortunate colleague living with us in a hotel from Perm: “Take a large scarf, you will wipe your tears while listening to our story! ”
My friend and I have repeatedly been to Turkey (3*, 4* and 5* ultra), but this time we gathered for the first time in Europe, the "cradle of civilization", as I put it. We decided to start from Greece, we needed a direct flight from Samara, there were two options: Cyprus and Rhodes. "Green Rhodes" has not impressed yet in the pictures. There are only rocks and a complete lack of greenery around. We stopped in Crete. For a long time we were looking for an inexpensive hotel directly on the sea. They offered basically 400 m to the beach and 6 km to the airport (well, this is for those dates when we could take a vacation). We stopped at Neon *** (the town of Stalida near Malia), although in fact it is **. We read the reviews and decided that it suits us: access to our sandy beach, swimming pool, breakfast, modest but clean. But in reality, everything turned out to be much more deplorable.
The hotel is old, without renovation (it just didn't scare), but very dirty. It is kept by a large Greek family, who live in it all year round, meet guests, etc. All they do is that they drink raki in the evenings in the hall, and one full hired girl works: she washes the floors, cleans the rooms and the yard, cooks, washes the dishes, changes the linen and washes it. It is not surprising that there is a mess there! Even at the entrance, I found completely dusty wooden railings, I had to do wet cleaning in the room myself, because. dust was everywhere: bedside tables, cabinet shelves, dressing table, chairs, etc. The room is small, 11-12 sq m, two beds with synthetic linens and a blanket, a TV that was never turned on and a small refrigerator (thank God, otherwise it’s a real disaster! ). In the toilet, instead of a shower, there is a tray (these were always in student dormitories) and an oilcloth instead of a curtain, but these are again trifles compared to the lack of a hair dryer (in principle, we never took it to Turkey and, naively, thought that this blessing of civilization was coming default). Linen (remind synthetic) was changed after three days for the fourth. “Greek hospitality and cordiality” finished off when my friend was given a towel with dirty footprints (well, apparently washed badly), she went to the hotel owner at the reception with a request to replace, he made a real interrogation where she got it from, why we have someone else’s towel turned out to be in the room and got into the computer to check when we should change linen, etc. In short, they argued for a long time, instead of apologizing and replacing the towel. Now about the most important thing!!!
When we checked in, we were given 2 rolls of toilet paper and 2 bars of soap, you won't believe it's ALL for 13 days of our stay there, it's no longer allowed. If you want to wash yourself, if you want to wash your clothes, but no one will give you new pieces, okay, they also guessed to take shampoo with them, and he helped out. Otherwise, one would have to either walk dirty through this "cradle of civilization" or buy household chemicals in local supermarkets.
Well, toilet paper had to be “grabbed” from the public toilet in the dining room, which, by the way, was not cleaned even once during the entire period of our stay, where, as at the station, papers are lying around a dirty toilet bowl and flies). Our departure from Samara was supposed to be at 00.30, at the airport they found out that it had been postponed to 4.50, they cooked there, on the plane (Orenburg Airlines) they fed little and badly (unoiled buckwheat with chicken cutlet, and from drinks only water with and without gas), We really hoped that we would have time for breakfast at the hotel and eat normally, but....It turns out that on the day of arrival and departure there is no food. In general, we slept a bit and went to look for something to eat somewhere.
And one more important feature in Crete that the guide did not mention to us (he told all sorts of nonsense about the kindness and hospitality of the Cretans) - they stop feeding here somewhere by 22.00, the cooks go home, and only cocktails and drinks are served in the cafe.
Of course, we learned about this from our own sad experience. On the first day, we had a late and hearty lunch, and in the evening we went for a walk and worked up an appetite. They dreamed of having a beautiful hearty dinner. What was our surprise when we were refused in all cafes and taverns (the center, by the way), you see, the time is already the eleventh hour and we can only be fed at McDonald's in Malia (25-30 minutes walk to it). In short, we barely had time to dive into the closing supermarket around 23.00, took bread, cheese, beer and ate it all while sitting in the room on the bed. This is the first Cretan evening!! ! What is there to talk about Cretan hospitality and cordiality. This story repeated itself, and when we were late one day from a tour of the island (we didn’t come across nice taverns along the way, but we were reluctant to eat with a view of the dusty highway, we hoped that in a nearby cafe they would definitely feed us out of old friendship, but not fate . . ) .
True, we must pay tribute to the kitchen, fish and other fresh seafood are simply magnificent, which is what they tried to eat during the entire period of their stay in this “hospitable” country. They don’t know how to cook meat, and another feature of the Greeks: for some reason they don’t serve olives at all, that is, they aren’t even on the menu. If you want olives, buy in a plastic bag 1.98-2.5 Euro for 150 grams. No others. Even in a Greek salad, more than 4 pieces will not be put. Again, out of naivety, we hoped that even on our Swedish breakfast table there would be a bowl of olives... No matter how!! ! They don’t even serve dishes, they use greens, peppers and even corn cobs, but not olives.
To my question where are the olives and why they are greedy to serve, no one answered anything. Wine in a bottle (they took white semi-dry) was poured from the supermarket, it turned out to be impossible to drink (vodka diluted with grape juice), this is the same advertised Retsina. Then they tried to take portioned bottles (200g - 4.5 euros) in restaurants - it is delicious, there is even semi-sweet. The dishes are mostly large (hot most often for two), it costs both fish and meat on average from 10 euros and more. We, as already mentioned, preferred seafood.
Only one thing was always pleasing: the distance to the beach, the sandy beach and the magnificent sea. Two sunbeds and an umbrella on the beach cost 6 euros (they say there are more expensive). We made do with a blanket (it's hard to pay for basic amenities after Turkey).
There were no fruits at breakfast at all (except once oranges were cut into slices and the same slices of apples the other time), there were mostly watermelon (sweet) and melon (like potatoes). The rest we bought ourselves in the supermarket, expensive!
Breakfast was the same standard every day, but these are also little things in life, survived: muesli, milk, orange concentrate, 4 types of jam, sausage and cheese (DAILY WITHOUT CHANGE one type), boiled egg, stale bread and tasteless instant coffee. But even here it was not without controversy. Once having talked with the owner of the hotel on the issue of changing the towels, they preferred to shy away from communicating with them altogether. THOSE. when it was time to ask them for a lunch package (we flew away at 5.00 in the morning, the bus came for us at three o'clock), we decided to make sandwiches for breakfast and put them in the fridge in the room to have a snack before the flight (you never know how it will be on the plane again ? ) and did so. By the way, no one stopped us at the exit from the canteen, there were no signs forbidding food from the canteen, and I think we did not commit a great crime. But it was not there. Sunbathing by the pool, we got a huge scandal!! ! The owner’s brother jumped up with our sandwiches, he took them in our room in the refrigerator, from which everyone concluded that this hotel had a habit of climbing rooms in the absence of tourists) shaking them and yelling like a half-cut that he would hand us over to the police, evict us from the hotel ( I don’t speak English, I don’t understand anything, I look at him, it was later translated to me), and in the end he grabbed my hand and waved. Well, then I could not stand it anymore, pulled out my hand and said that I myself would go to the police.
They called a representative of the tour operator in Crete, I wrote a complaint and asked to apologize to me. But even she couldn’t get an apology from them, they all said that the food was not allowed to be taken out and made noise and noise like in a bad series, as if it was possible to climb numbers and beat tourists. In short, she apologized to us, saying that these were “hillbills without education” and what to expect from them. In general, she ordered not to leave it like that, to achieve an inspection of this hotel upon arrival, saying that such people should be brought up. That's why she ordered lunch bags for us before leaving, do you think they gave them to us? What are you, crayfish and an apple for a snack - that's the whole lunch package for the road. We proudly refused.
All the tourists who watched this scene by the pool were shocked, both ours and the Germans with English grandmothers. I think now the number of visitors to the canteen will be reduced even more. And as for the soap (2 pieces), the Cretan representative said that this is the norm in many hotels and that they don’t even put shampoo in **** and soap may not be added. Very interesting note!
Now for the pleasant things: we rented a car, asked the price for a long time, dressed up, finally took an Opel Corsa 1.4 for 5 days, automatic with air conditioning and a full tank (it cost 200 euros + 20 liters of gasoline were poured into 32 euros).
And of course, when going to Greece, every woman dreams of buying a fur coat there, we were no exception. We traveled all over Crete (taking into account the recommendations of friends and our own observations), bought fur coats, although a little more expensive than planned, but with what difficulty??? ? But this is a separate story and in another topic. I will only say one thing, there are no good fur coats there, it’s just that no one brings them to the island (they say they will take what they weigh in stores here) and the prices are also sky-high, they dressed up from 12.00 to 17.30 and bargained for only 100 Euros, but the fur coats are really good, such in You won’t get Samara for this money, but you didn’t want to take cheap fur coats, this “good” is enough at home, since the smart “Chinese” are urging you on.
The conclusion from this trip is this: Respect to the Turks, the Greeks still learn and learn hospitality from them, they looked at Crete, the nature is fabulous, the views are fantastic, the hotel is terrible and there is definitely no more foot. We will not promise, perhaps we will also come to visit Greece, but now not to Crete, perhaps to Corfu, Rhodes, or even to the mainland, to Thessaloniki. But this is the case if there is extra free money, because. a comfortable stay here is not cheap. If you need inexpensive and comfortable - then to Turkey.
I hope our review will be useful to beginners who want to visit the Greek island of Crete and the Neon Hotel in particular. But my advice is to look elsewhere.
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аватар
 •  traveled 14 years ago
Rating 1.0
We will begin our review with the words of one unfortunate colleague living with us in a hotel from Perm: “Take a large scarf, you will wipe your tears while listening to our story! ” My friend and I have repeatedly been to Turkey (3*, 4* and 5* ultra), but this time we gathered for the first time in Europe, the "cradle of civilization", as I put it. … More ▾ We will begin our review with the words of one unfortunate colleague living with us in a hotel from Perm: “Take a large scarf, you will wipe your tears while listening to our story! ”
My friend and I have repeatedly been to Turkey (3*, 4* and 5* ultra), but this time we gathered for the first time in Europe, the "cradle of civilization", as I put it. We decided to start from Greece, we needed a direct flight from Samara, there were two options: Cyprus and Rhodes. "Green Rhodes" has not impressed yet in the pictures. There are only rocks and a complete lack of greenery around. We stopped in Crete. For a long time we were looking for an inexpensive hotel directly on the sea. They offered basically 400 m to the beach and 6 km to the airport (well, this is for those dates when we could take a vacation). We stopped at Neon *** (the town of Stalida near Malia), although in fact it is **. We read the reviews and decided that it suits us: access to our sandy beach, swimming pool, breakfast, modest but clean. But in reality, everything turned out to be much more deplorable.
The hotel is old, without renovation (it just didn't scare), but very dirty. It is kept by a large Greek family, who live in it all year round, meet guests, etc. All they do is that they drink raki in the evenings in the hall, and one full hired girl works: she washes the floors, cleans the rooms and the yard, cooks, washes the dishes, changes the linen and washes it. It is not surprising that there is a mess there! Even at the entrance, I found completely dusty wooden railings, I had to do wet cleaning in the room myself, because. dust was everywhere: bedside tables, cabinet shelves, dressing table, chairs, etc. The room is small, 11-12 sq m, two beds with synthetic linens and a blanket, a TV that was never turned on and a small refrigerator (thank God, otherwise it’s a real disaster! ). In the toilet, instead of a shower, there is a tray (these were always in student dormitories) and an oilcloth instead of a curtain, but these are again trifles compared to the lack of a hair dryer (in principle, we never took it to Turkey and, naively, thought that this blessing of civilization was coming default). Linen (remind synthetic) was changed after three days for the fourth. “Greek hospitality and cordiality” finished off when my friend was given a towel with dirty footprints (well, apparently washed badly), she went to the hotel owner at the reception with a request to replace, he made a real interrogation where she got it from, why we have someone else’s towel turned out to be in the room and got into the computer to check when we should change linen, etc. In short, they argued for a long time, instead of apologizing and replacing the towel. Now about the most important thing!!!
When we checked in, we were given 2 rolls of toilet paper and 2 bars of soap, you won't believe it's ALL for 13 days of our stay there, it's no longer allowed. If you want to wash yourself, if you want to wash your clothes, but no one will give you new pieces, okay, they also guessed to take shampoo with them, and he helped out. Otherwise, one would have to either walk dirty through this "cradle of civilization" or buy household chemicals in local supermarkets.
Well, toilet paper had to be “grabbed” from the public toilet in the dining room, which, by the way, was not cleaned even once during the entire period of our stay, where, as at the station, papers are lying around a dirty toilet bowl and flies). Our departure from Samara was supposed to be at 00.30, at the airport they found out that it had been postponed to 4.50, they cooked there, on the plane (Orenburg Airlines) they fed little and badly (unoiled buckwheat with chicken cutlet, and from drinks only water with and without gas), We really hoped that we would have time for breakfast at the hotel and eat normally, but....It turns out that on the day of arrival and departure there is no food. In general, we slept a bit and went to look for something to eat somewhere.
And one more important feature in Crete that the guide did not mention to us (he told all sorts of nonsense about the kindness and hospitality of the Cretans) - they stop feeding here somewhere by 22.00, the cooks go home, and only cocktails and drinks are served in the cafe.
Of course, we learned about this from our own sad experience. On the first day, we had a late and hearty lunch, and in the evening we went for a walk and worked up an appetite. They dreamed of having a beautiful hearty dinner. What was our surprise when we were refused in all cafes and taverns (the center, by the way), you see, the time is already the eleventh hour and we can only be fed at McDonald's in Malia (25-30 minutes walk to it). In short, we barely had time to dive into the closing supermarket around 23.00, took bread, cheese, beer and ate it all while sitting in the room on the bed. This is the first Cretan evening!! ! What is there to talk about Cretan hospitality and cordiality. This story repeated itself, and when we were late one day from a tour of the island (we didn’t come across nice taverns along the way, but we were reluctant to eat with a view of the dusty highway, we hoped that in a nearby cafe they would definitely feed us out of old friendship, but not fate . . ) .
True, we must pay tribute to the kitchen, fish and other fresh seafood are simply magnificent, which is what they tried to eat during the entire period of their stay in this “hospitable” country. They don’t know how to cook meat, and another feature of the Greeks: for some reason they don’t serve olives at all, that is, they aren’t even on the menu. If you want olives, buy in a plastic bag 1.98-2.5 Euro for 150 grams. No others. Even in a Greek salad, more than 4 pieces will not be put. Again, out of naivety, we hoped that even on our Swedish breakfast table there would be a bowl of olives... No matter how!! ! They don’t even serve dishes, they use greens, peppers and even corn cobs, but not olives.
To my question where are the olives and why they are greedy to serve, no one answered anything. Wine in a bottle (they took white semi-dry) was poured from the supermarket, it turned out to be impossible to drink (vodka diluted with grape juice), this is the same advertised Retsina. Then they tried to take portioned bottles (200g - 4.5 euros) in restaurants - it is delicious, there is even semi-sweet. The dishes are mostly large (hot most often for two), it costs both fish and meat on average from 10 euros and more. We, as already mentioned, preferred seafood.
Only one thing was always pleasing: the distance to the beach, the sandy beach and the magnificent sea. Two sunbeds and an umbrella on the beach cost 6 euros (they say there are more expensive). We made do with a blanket (it's hard to pay for basic amenities after Turkey).
There were no fruits at breakfast at all (except once oranges were cut into slices and the same slices of apples the other time), there were mostly watermelon (sweet) and melon (like potatoes). The rest we bought ourselves in the supermarket, expensive!
Breakfast was the same standard every day, but these are also little things in life, survived: muesli, milk, orange concentrate, 4 types of jam, sausage and cheese (DAILY WITHOUT CHANGE one type), boiled egg, stale bread and tasteless instant coffee. But even here it was not without controversy. Once having talked with the owner of the hotel on the issue of changing the towels, they preferred to shy away from communicating with them altogether. THOSE. when it was time to ask them for a lunch package (we flew away at 5.00 in the morning, the bus came for us at three o'clock), we decided to make sandwiches for breakfast and put them in the fridge in the room to have a snack before the flight (you never know how it will be on the plane again ? ) and did so. By the way, no one stopped us at the exit from the canteen, there were no signs forbidding food from the canteen, and I think we did not commit a great crime. But it was not there. Sunbathing by the pool, we got a huge scandal!! ! The owner’s brother jumped up with our sandwiches, he took them in our room in the refrigerator, from which everyone concluded that this hotel had a habit of climbing rooms in the absence of tourists) shaking them and yelling like a half-cut that he would hand us over to the police, evict us from the hotel ( I don’t speak English, I don’t understand anything, I look at him, it was later translated to me), and in the end he grabbed my hand and waved. Well, then I could not stand it anymore, pulled out my hand and said that I myself would go to the police.
They called a representative of the tour operator in Crete, I wrote a complaint and asked to apologize to me. But even she couldn’t get an apology from them, they all said that the food was not allowed to be taken out and made noise and noise like in a bad series, as if it was possible to climb numbers and beat tourists. In short, she apologized to us, saying that these were “hillbills without education” and what to expect from them. In general, she ordered not to leave it like that, to achieve an inspection of this hotel upon arrival, saying that such people should be brought up. That's why she ordered lunch bags for us before leaving, do you think they gave them to us? What are you, crayfish and an apple for a snack - that's the whole lunch package for the road. We proudly refused.
All the tourists who watched this scene by the pool were shocked, both ours and the Germans with English grandmothers. I think now the number of visitors to the canteen will be reduced even more. And as for the soap (2 pieces), the Cretan representative said that this is the norm in many hotels and that they don’t even put shampoo in **** and soap may not be added. Very interesting note!
Now for the pleasant things: we rented a car, asked the price for a long time, dressed up, finally took an Opel Corsa 1.4 for 5 days, automatic with air conditioning and a full tank (it cost 200 euros + 20 liters of gasoline were poured into 32 euros).
And of course, when going to Greece, every woman dreams of buying a fur coat there, we were no exception. We traveled all over Crete (taking into account the recommendations of friends and our own observations), bought fur coats, although a little more expensive than planned, but with what difficulty??? ? But this is a separate story and in another topic. I will only say one thing, there are no good fur coats there, it’s just that no one brings them to the island (they say they will take what they weigh in stores here) and the prices are also sky-high, they dressed up from 12.00 to 17.30 and bargained for only 100 Euros, but the fur coats are really good, such in You won’t get Samara for this money, but you didn’t want to take cheap fur coats, this “good” is enough at home, since the smart “Chinese” are urging you on.
The conclusion from this trip is this: Respect to the Turks, the Greeks still learn and learn hospitality from them, they looked at Crete, the nature is fabulous, the views are fantastic, the hotel is terrible and there is definitely no more foot. We will not promise, perhaps we will also come to visit Greece, but now not to Crete, perhaps to Corfu, Rhodes, or even to the mainland, to Thessaloniki. But this is the case if there is extra free money, because. a comfortable stay here is not cheap. If you need inexpensive and comfortable - then to Turkey.
I hope our review will be useful to beginners who want to visit the Greek island of Crete and the Neon Hotel in particular. But my advice is to look elsewhere.
Review from — vOtpusk.ru
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Отель в поселке Сталида острова Крит расположен в идеальном месте у моря на прекрасном золотистом пляже. Утопающая в зелени цветов, апельсиновых и лимонных деревьев, гостиница Neon окунет своих гостей в средиземноморскую атмосферу и предоставит им все необходимое для безмятежного отдыха в живописном летнем курорте поселка Сталида острова Крит. Это семейная гостиница. Последняя реновация была в 2006 г.

Location Отель находится в северо-восточной части Крита, в 30 км от Ираклиона и в 35 км от порта и аэропорта Ираклиона. Поблизости работают различные таверны, рестораны и магазины. Расстояние до минойского дворца в Малье составляет всего 5 км.
Description of the beach Сталис (Σταλίς, Stalis) — популярный среди туристов песчаный пляж протяжённостью около 2 км, расположенный в 32 км к востоку от Ираклиона на северном побережье Крита. Пляж Сталис хорошо оборудован, здесь есть зонтики с шезлонгами, спасательная вышка, кабинки для переодевания и душ. Также можно заняться водными видами спорта и поиграть в пляжный волейбол.
  • 1st line
  • city ​​beach
  • sand beach
In a hotel

Площадка и оборудование для барбекю, стойка регистрации (круглосуточно), быстрая регистрация заезда (check in) и отъезда (check out), услуги электронной почты, ксерокопирования и факса, обслуживание в номере (с 07:00 до 23:00), завтрак в номере, услуги по глажке одежды.

  • restaurant
  • cafe/bar
  • open pool
  • car rental
  • free wi-fi
  • elevator
  • laundry
  • hairdresser/beauty salon
  • late check-out
  • currency exchange
  • payment by payment cards
For kids
  • cot
Entertainment and sports
  • table tennis
  • gym
Description of rooms

В отеле 66 номеров.

  • bath / shower
  • hair dryer
  • safe $
  • air conditioner (not in all rooms)
  • cable/satellite TV
  • phone
  • balcony/terrace
The address Nik. Grammatikaki St., 70007 Malia - Stalis, Crete, Greece
Phones: Tel: +30 28970 31997/33206/33207
Fax: +30 28970 31998
Website: Neon Hotel
FAQ
Какой пляж у отеля?
Отель располагается на 1-й пляжной линии. Рядом с отелем находится городской песчаный пляж.
Какие развлечения есть в отеле?
Вы можете прекрасно провести время за игрой в настольный теннис. Для поддержания хорошей физической формы отель предлагает посетить тренажерный зал.
Какие возможности для детей есть в отеле?
По Вашей просьбе отель предоставляет детскую кроватку (бесплатно).