НИ В КОЕМ СЛУЧАЕ!!! IN NO CASE!!!

Good day!
So, I can immediately say, as just returned from this hotel, IN NO EVENT! In order not to tire myself and you, I will list the facts:
1) is located between the villages, so the store is either 2 km uphill, or - a taxi, car and bus... which can be late by as much as 25 minutes (and the shuttle from the hotel runs at not at all convenient hours)
2) If you are a man and you do not have a pair of trousers with you - forget about dinner - you will not be allowed into the restaurant!
3) Receptionist and bar don't know what air conditioning is
4) When eating, save napkins - there are only a few of them per person
5) Beetles, insects can live... and in your room
6) If you think that HB is enough, then you will not live in the main building of the hotel, but these rooms are worse and there is no WI-FI in them (BUT! -there is on the beach)
7) The waiter may completely ignore your order... (does not apply to everyone, of course, but there have been cases)

8) The territory is not particularly well-groomed
9) On the beach, not all sunbeds are intact (and umbrellas)
It is very similar to an ordinary pioneer camp, which is not going to strive for something better - for example, to justify at least its 4 stars...
If there is a desire, I can throw off photos WHICH THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE TOUR OPERATOR WILL NOT SHOW YOU