Ужас! Horror!

These apartments are very well suited for boys with low incomes, who do not want to spend money on anyone, who will get drunk on the plane... , then sleep for two days in oblivion (also three of them in one room)... , and back home with a sense of self-worth and steepness.
We took a ticket to these apartments at the last moment, there were few reviews, quite positive, and there wasn’t much choice, the main thing was the presence of a stove and proximity to the sea. But the sea was not so close, and the tiles did not work. Or rather, one burner did not work at the beginning, and the other kettle was heated for 40 minutes, but then two burners burned and did not turn off at once, it turned out to be a room heated in a 30-degree heat outside the window, or without light.
The administration promised to send an electrician tomorrow, but the electrician did not come either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, he did not come at all. Five days later, I quite emotionally expressed to the administration all my dissatisfaction with the hotel. In addition to the tiles, the TV remote did not work, either mushrooms or flowers grew on the sink, furniture - the middle of the last century, there is no Internet, but you have to go to the reception of a friendly hotel and sit there almost on a perch, breakfasts are so meager that I have never seen such poverty.

Administrator Michael, as a sign of reconciliation, invited us to dinner for fish the next day at 20-00. At first, she didn’t want to go, but then she decided that even a tuft of wool from a black sheep. Although the owners of these apartments only pretend to be poor, and they themselves buy up hotels on the coast.
Only Misha can be invited to dinner for fish, hoping in his heart that you won’t come, then make a forced smile when he sees you in a restaurant, and instead of fish, try to “suck” you carrot meatballs.
I don't want to waste any more time describing such a holiday. Too bad for the money!