Что ожидали - то и получили What you expected and what you got

The hotel lives up to its three stars. We settled without problems on December 31 in the morning. Bungalow room on the 2nd floor with a huge terrace. You can sit on it only in the evening - it's cool. It is hot during the day, and in the morning crows yell and crap. The service is calm and polite - they don't understand a damn thing in Russian. By our arrival rested mostly Germans and British. The food is all inclusive, monotonous, but edible. From the excursions they took only the jungle book - riding and bathing on elephants - I liked it, but they didn’t go on excursions anymore and didn’t regret it. From the hotel you need to go to the village only in case of emergency - local merchants will get anyone. First of all, you need to buy a SIM card very conveniently and cheaply - a call to Russia is 5-6 rubles. We took it in a pharmacy, the guides will tell you where it is. They also took tanning cream, anti-allergens and everything else. Be sure to buy leather goods very cheaply - in the store on the way to the pharmacy but not in the malls. Some fruits were bought at the market - avocados, mangoes, strawberries - at the hotel they were fed only papaya, watermelons and something else. Who smokes cigarettes take with you - everything is very expensive there. The territory of the hotel is large green, blooming - I liked it. Outside the hotel is dirty - Russia is just the ideal of cleanliness compared to GOA. The beach is perfect - the sand is like starch white and clean. Sunbeds and umbrellas are conditionally paid - you buy a drink in a cafe, even a bottle of cola and it's all yours - lie down at least all day. The owner will come - he will dig you an umbrella and set up a sunbed and enjoy. Constantly took freshly squeezed pineapple juice - good. From unaccustomed coconut can also indigestion. I recommend cycling on the beach. The coastal strip is rammed like a cycle track. You can take a taxi to the nearest city of Morgau, where you can buy both spices and gifts - we bought saris. Everything in the village is much more expensive. The sea is clean, but muddy from the sand - so you can’t dive with a mask. After lunch, decent waves up to two meters - you can have fun. You don't have to go fishing - there are still no fish, despite all the guides' promises. I stupidly went gave 50 bucks, got burned, caught a few small fish. Be sure to buy natural creams and oils in the malls - the wife was very pleased - there is no such thing in Russia. Do not buy gems - there is a big risk that they will slip a fake. In conclusion, I will say - you can relax - there is no negativity and enthusiasm, however, too. For those who want to relax, calmly rest - please.