Номера, которые можно рассматривать к проживанию - только в основном здании ресепшн Rooms that can be considered for accommodation - only in the main reception building

At the beginning, when I saw the number, I was shocked. By the end of the day, when there was no hope of improving conditions, I decided that it was better to laugh than ruin my vacation. I decided to treat everything I see with humor.
I travel alone. It could not even occur to me that if a tourist is not in a pair, then he will be given a number "for one". That is, a 2x2 meter closet with a narrow bed of 80 cm on an armored mesh (! ). On the site, among the photos of hotel rooms, I found it photoshopped, stretched. A musty smell, old furniture and a bed with an armored mesh, for whatever reason, the pioneer camp of my childhood. They refused to give another number, there are no free ones. Neither herself nor the hotel guide from Tez-tour achieved anything. The representative of the tour, to my regret, did not really try to improve my conditions, sluggish questions at the reception, sluggish excuses to me that maybe the rooms would be vacated tomorrow and I would be moved to another room.
The smell in the room, when I entered, just hit my nose with mold, dampness. This smell came home with me, the suitcase had to be taken to the garage, it was simply not possible to leave it at home, things were right there, unpacking the suitcase, to the washing machine and dry cleaning.

The girl who came to clean the room always opened the window, which I closed in the evening because of mosquitoes and air conditioning, which, by the way, is paid (! ). The remote control "lives" at the reception, they give it out, notifying how much it will cost. I haven't seen this yet. The safe in the room is also paid. There is no refrigerator-bar in the rooms (even full ones, not only in my closet). Drinking water, as is usually the case in other hotels, is not supplied. The TV is about 17" diagonally, hanging from the ceiling. I couldn't see anything there.
There are no shelves in the closet, only compartments for hangers, about six, so things remained in the suitcase, there was nowhere to put them.
Now about the bathroom in the room. This is a separate song. It took a long time to unscrew the faucet in the sink to pour a thin stream of water. Cold, well, room temperature. There was warm water in the shower, you just had to wait. The toilet was practically under the shower, from the spout of the watering can to the edge of the toilet bowl 30 cm. You can pull up the oilcloth curtain along the bar, but it was impossible even for me, a miniature one, to stand in the resulting so-called 60 cm booth.
I bought a tour with breakfast and dinner. Breakfasts are monotonous, croissants, yoghurts, portioned cut pies, muffins. ALL.
At breakfast, they brought a leaflet with a menu for a dinner of two courses for the first and two courses for the second. You should have marked with a pencil that this is what you "order" for dinner. I googled the names of the dishes and it often turned out that none of these four dishes I would like to eat. Either pasta or fried. The soups that were brought in suspiciously tasted of "Roltons-Doshiraks". Drinks during dinner (any! ) water, cola, wine - paid. Also a joke.
The site also lists two pools with thermal water. Here you can just smile. Firstly, one, and secondly, not thermal...
There is one *remarkable* hotel, it's a talking parrot. And singing. He whistled melodies. Very funny, greeted when I passed by. But for the sake of a parrot, I think it's not worth going to this hotel.