Чудеса сантехники The wonders of plumbing

The hotel itself is quite old, the breakfast is not bad, but mostly only sweets and fruits. One of the sides of the building (including our windows) overlooks a narrow street, in the neighboring building opposite, downstairs there is a pub where Africans and Indians gather in the evenings and rumble until late at night. Every word is heard.
The double-glazed windows are good, but the air conditioner in the room turns on and off when it pleases, and sets the temperature in some kind of its own mode...
But the most unpleasant thing is that the rooms do not have a shower with a hose, only a watering can built into the wall. True, there is a bidet.
We had a terrible water pressure, barely dripping like rain. And it was impossible to regulate the constant temperature of the water: either it is very hot, or it is sharply cold.
We contacted the reception, instead of a plumber, two maids came, gasped and said that this was probably because everyone was taking a shower at the same time... In general, the problem was not resolved, they supposedly did not have free replacement rooms, we I had to wash it in the sink.