Экзотик, блин, вояжез Шри-Ланка Exotic, pancake, voyage Sri Lanka

With a fresh head and a beer in hand, I am writing a review.
In general, the rest was not bad, except for the moments:
We were late to meet for 30-40 minutes
1. Nearby there is a restaurant "Oasis" or somehow there (you go out to the beach and to the right) they tried to throw at 100u. e.
2. Insects are everywhere. I went into the toilet. . . I got ready. . . well, a "grasshopper-chupacabra" climbs out from behind the mirror (mustache 20-25 cm and 6-7 cm long and plump, dog) then everything is clear : )...
3. Snakes (I saw one personally)
4. Borsuchki are very cool (arrogant and bold, we fed them)
5. Ravens climb bags (very smart)
6. The hotel staff responds very slowly and to all requests (English, Russian, Ukrainian, obscene) they answer with the word "yes" and do nothing.
7. The rooms are cleaned this way and that
8. Fresh pose-pose yesterday came across
9. animation - they don't know what it is

10. The guide was just a dumbass from Exotic Voyages, something there doesn’t know the history of the country at all and doesn’t know anything at all.
11. The locals get scammed (buy a shell, etc. . . )
12. Clothes are cheaper in Troy
13. In place of the sidewalk sewer covered with concrete slabs
14. ALL!! ! Literally everyone wants to cheat!
And now for the good:
1. Indian Ocean!!!!!
2. Ocean Indian!!!!!
3. Awesome fresh juices (in restaurants and cafes)
4. The waves were great!! ! (the ocean was stormy, a red flag hung and... we swam)
5. I liked the food too (crabs, shrimps, coconuts)
Kari tried a couple of times but failed (hyper spicy)
6. The rooms, although poor, are enough.
7. It is very interesting on excursions even with a guide - down.
8. Beautiful view from the window, almost all rooms face the ocean.
9. I tried to climb a palm tree for a coconut, it didn’t work : )
Outcome: Second time to Sri Lanka? no no no!!!... .