Ну фиииииг знает... Well fiiiig knows...

We rested from about 07/27/15 to 08/08/15. And that's how it was. . . We've arrived. First you need to fill out tourist cards (name, dates of residence, home address, phone number, etc. ). Then they give out plastic bracelets that "cannot" be removed during the entire holiday to receive all-inclusive services. In fact, you need to fasten it as loosely as possible so that you can remove it, since it is only needed for the free use of sunbeds on the beach (it is not necessary to wear it at all, it is enough to show). He does not give anything else, other services (billiards, air hockey, hawka on the beach) are paid. Administrators will say that without a bracelet "you have to pay for everything. " Don't believe. Settlement. No one helps to carry the suitcase to the room. We lived in a family room in the second building on the third floor. There is no lift. If possible, ask for a room on the first floor. Pros of the room: air conditioning and TV in each of the two rooms. Cons: sagging mattresses from which the sheets slide off, instead of blankets - unwashed bedspreads, clothes fly off the balcony, because clothespins are not provided, one remote control for two air conditioners, little furniture (no closet for long clothes, such as dresses; no bedside tables), bathroom is separated into two small rooms: in one - a booth, with an area of ​ ​ u200bu200bless than a meter, a shower hose sticks out of the ceiling in the middle. There is no mixer. You need to wash quickly, because the drain is clogged and water can pour over the edge. In the toilet - a toilet bowl and a sink (small, like in long-distance trains). Don't turn around. There is no ventilation. Brushing your teeth after someone went to the toilet is not very pleasant : -) Toilet paper is the cheapest. As a trash can - a small basket that is emptied extremely irregularly. The maid comes to vacuum while you relax in the room. When you try to leave, he says "lie down, you don't bother me. " It's you who's bothering me! Linen is not changed as it is written on the site - irregularly and in parts. Nutrition. Two shifts. Got into the second. It didn’t play a special role, because the food is wild shit! Cutlets - meat + rice in a ratio of 50:50, sometimes come across with a lump of clean rice inside. Chicken cutlets - the same, but minced chicken (pieces of cartilage and bones come across). Lazy cabbage rolls - the same meat and rice cutlets, but with the addition of half-cooked cabbage. There are soups and cereals, but I didn’t try it - it doesn’t look so hot. Breakfast, lunch and dinner consist of one set of dishes. We didn't eat it for breakfast - we'll serve it for lunch and dinner. There are no cold drinks. There are hot compote and jelly. In the heat - that's it. I also remember the dish "boiled sausage stew with carrots". It looks like the contents of a cesspool. What smart guy came up with the idea of ​ ​ stewing boiled sausage? There are also raisin buns. No, with a twist. One bun - one raisin. There are no fruits. Sometimes they bring a watermelon, but it is immediately taken apart. Once there were bananas (cut into circles) and plums (small, sour, cut in half). In general, save on everything. Beach. Pebble. But as soon as you entered the water, it’s better to fall and swim, because huge and not very boulders are lying in the water, which you just can’t help but hit. You can also slip on them. In short, walking on the bottom is almost impossible. But as far as the buoys, you can find a stone that you can stand on. Be sure to take a mask with you (fins and a snorkel will not be superfluous either). There are a lot of different beautiful fish in the water, you can meet crabs. Although the site says "small descent to the sea", the ascent is very large and very steep. Everything on the beach is very expensive. Slightly cheaper locally. In the city you can find everything twice or three times cheaper. This applies to everything: water, bathing accessories, prices in cafes, wine on tap. . . If you want to have a tasty meal, you can visit the cafe "Prichal" (located behind the seaport) Wi-Fi. The website says that it is. This is true. But there is it only in the main building near the administrator. There is always a crowd of small children who play online games and talk very loudly. It is impossible to force them to shut up. There is no internet in the rooms. Here. End.