Your rating of this hotel:
9.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
8.0
Service:
8.0
Cleanliness:
9.0
Food:
8.0
Amenities:
10.0
I would like the review about the wonderful Caesar Palace hotel to be really useful to people, so I will write not only about the hotel.
To begin with, I would like to warn the guests of Thailand against annoying mistakes and give a couple of tips.
The most important thing in Thailand, of course, is not to sleep with a transvestite. Do not believe the proverb: once is a pid ...s. And the presence of boobs, miniskirts and cosmetics on the face does not make a man a woman. Find a way to reject transvestites. They do not understand the words “No, why are you guys! "and annoyingly pester the tourists of the stronger sex. If you do not have a wife, then in Pattaya you will find very beautiful Thai women at low prices. Just before intercourse, be sure to make sure that these taeks do not have members. Choose your partner strictly BEFORE you get drunk, not after.
Don't miss the last ferry or boat to Pattaya from Koh Lan in the evening. If you are late, you will be charged 3.000 baht for the return trip.
An alternative to this is to stay at a hotel on the island for 1.000 baht.
Before ordering food, say “No spicy” to the waiter or seller in broken English. Otherwise, a dish of volcanic lava will be prepared for you, after which you will breathe fire, and the next morning the fire will continue to emanate from you, but from the other side.
Near the hotel there is a cafe "Aroy Dee". There is wi-fi. When ordering, you will be given a password. The password does not change for about a week, so in the future you can walk around the cafe and catch a freebie, go to the cafe and eat / drink optional.
In front of the hotel, 2 Thais on the street prepare excellent first and second courses. Both cost 30 baht. The food is delicious and fresh. But it's best to go to the lower floor of the "Festival" - a huge shopping center not far from the hotel: there is the widest assortment and ridiculous prices. You can also stock up on local food in the markets.
Do not drink local vodka - it is made from a mixture of elephant and crocodile shit, but if you stumble upon local moonshine, feel free to take it for your entire vacation at the rate of 250 grams per person per day.
When negotiating with taxi drivers, always loudly and clearly stipulate the amount and route. Thais are positive people, but they will not miss the chance to prick a foreigner. By the way, the people of Thailand sincerely consider all whites to be impenetrable stupids, into whose pockets Buddha stuffed a lot of money for fun.
Buy a couple of bags in Pattaya, fill them with purchased clothes and take it all to Russia. Not to buy cheap clothes in Thailand is a sin.
And now about the hotel. The hotel has wi-fi, but it costs sky-high for Thailand 1800 baht per day or 60 baht for 15 minutes. It is clear that the money is insignificant, but do not indulge the arrogance of the hotelier.
The breakfast at the hotel is decent. Let every day on the buffet the same thing.
But who forbids a hangover morning brain to come up with new gastronomic combinations.
You cannot swim in the pool after 19:00. The administration will come out of their skin, but they will charge you a fine of 5000 baht for this. And besides, you bathe in the chemicals that treat the water.
You can sit on the territory of the hotel with your own food and drinks. You can also steal soap from hotel rooms.
The lexicon of the hotel staff is like Ellochka the cannibal. We are talking about vocabulary in both Russian and English. However, they think well, so develop imaginative thinking and practice pantomime.
And finally, a separate appeal to Russian tourists. Friends, remember that you were born in the same country as Pushkin, Tchaikovsky, Tolstoy, Solzhenitsyn, Sakharov. But for the Thais, you are a drunken, yelling, swearing, vomiting, fighting, pissing cattle on the fence.
Please behave yourself so that the rest will not be ashamed of their belonging to the Russian people.
Caesar Palace is a great hotel, but don't sit there all day: you're in an amazing country, so explore the area all day long. Relax in traffic jams and in offices.
To begin with, I would like to warn the guests of Thailand against annoying mistakes and give a couple of tips.
The most important thing in Thailand, of course, is not to sleep with a transvestite. Do not believe the proverb: once is a pid ...s. And the presence of boobs, miniskirts and cosmetics on the face does not make a man a woman. Find a way to reject transvestites. They do not understand the words “No, why are you guys! "and annoyingly pester the tourists of the stronger sex. If you do not have a wife, then in Pattaya you will find very beautiful Thai women at low prices. Just before intercourse, be sure to make sure that these taeks do not have members. Choose your partner strictly BEFORE you get drunk, not after.
Don't miss the last ferry or boat to Pattaya from Koh Lan in the evening. If you are late, you will be charged 3.000 baht for the return trip.
An alternative to this is to stay at a hotel on the island for 1.000 baht.
Before ordering food, say “No spicy” to the waiter or seller in broken English. Otherwise, a dish of volcanic lava will be prepared for you, after which you will breathe fire, and the next morning the fire will continue to emanate from you, but from the other side.
Near the hotel there is a cafe "Aroy Dee". There is wi-fi. When ordering, you will be given a password. The password does not change for about a week, so in the future you can walk around the cafe and catch a freebie, go to the cafe and eat / drink optional.
In front of the hotel, 2 Thais on the street prepare excellent first and second courses. Both cost 30 baht. The food is delicious and fresh. But it's best to go to the lower floor of the "Festival" - a huge shopping center not far from the hotel: there is the widest assortment and ridiculous prices. You can also stock up on local food in the markets.
Do not drink local vodka - it is made from a mixture of elephant and crocodile shit, but if you stumble upon local moonshine, feel free to take it for your entire vacation at the rate of 250 grams per person per day.
When negotiating with taxi drivers, always loudly and clearly stipulate the amount and route. Thais are positive people, but they will not miss the chance to prick a foreigner. By the way, the people of Thailand sincerely consider all whites to be impenetrable stupids, into whose pockets Buddha stuffed a lot of money for fun.
Buy a couple of bags in Pattaya, fill them with purchased clothes and take it all to Russia. Not to buy cheap clothes in Thailand is a sin.
And now about the hotel. The hotel has wi-fi, but it costs sky-high for Thailand 1800 baht per day or 60 baht for 15 minutes. It is clear that the money is insignificant, but do not indulge the arrogance of the hotelier.
The breakfast at the hotel is decent. Let every day on the buffet the same thing.
But who forbids a hangover morning brain to come up with new gastronomic combinations.
You cannot swim in the pool after 19:00. The administration will come out of their skin, but they will charge you a fine of 5000 baht for this. And besides, you bathe in the chemicals that treat the water.
You can sit on the territory of the hotel with your own food and drinks. You can also steal soap from hotel rooms.
The lexicon of the hotel staff is like Ellochka the cannibal. We are talking about vocabulary in both Russian and English. However, they think well, so develop imaginative thinking and practice pantomime.
And finally, a separate appeal to Russian tourists. Friends, remember that you were born in the same country as Pushkin, Tchaikovsky, Tolstoy, Solzhenitsyn, Sakharov. But for the Thais, you are a drunken, yelling, swearing, vomiting, fighting, pissing cattle on the fence.
Please behave yourself so that the rest will not be ashamed of their belonging to the Russian people.
Caesar Palace is a great hotel, but don't sit there all day: you're in an amazing country, so explore the area all day long. Relax in traffic jams and in offices.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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