phu view talay resort 3 - отель с трудом тянет на две звезды, не более!!! phu view talay resort 3 - the hotel hardly draws two stars, no more!!!

phu view talay resort 3 - the hotel hardly draws two stars, no more!! ! When checking in, they tried to immediately deceive: they settled in the Standard room, although they booked Superior, after half an hour of not understanding what I wanted from them, they pretended that they were mistaken and moved us to the right room. The room is very large, with a large refrigerator, old and dead furniture, a kitchenette (there is an extractor hood, no stove), half of the drawers are clogged and the handles have been removed. The repair was made a long time ago and is of very poor quality, the gaps in the doors are up to a centimeter, from which there is no sound insulation at all. Bed linen and towels (there are three of them: one for legs and two large ones) are old and washed to holes. We immediately noticed that there were plastic chairs on the balcony, very fragile and old, slightly larger than children's ones (probably made for small Thais), looked at the neighbors balconies, they are normal there, we decided not to even sit on them... but in the evening they sat down neatly... as expected, the chair crumbled into small pieces, looked at another one - there are old cracks on it, according to reviews we knew that in phu view talay bred for broken furniture and stains on the bed and towels (at the reception there is a warning for losing the key, colored stains on towels and linen - huge fines !!! ). So that the broken chair would not annoy us, we collected the chair in a bag and threw it into a container on the way from the hotel.
Breakfasts at the reception, at the entrance, on the open terrace, in the heat, every day the same thing: fried eggs, non-edible sausages and ham, rice with vegetables, one kind of fruit, incomprehensible tea and coffee, tried three times and for us it was conditionally edible is fried eggs, fruit and toasted bread.
To the beach 7-9 minutes walk, going down steep steps, the beach is dirty, dogs, pigeons, dirty gray water with floating debris,

pads and dead jellyfish, cafes, showers, and no toilets. Towels - in the trash, killed, in tatters, issued at the reception under the record and strictly on time.
Wi-Fi is weak, strictly on time, at the reception.
The shower does not drain.
Get to any part of Pattaya by taxi 150-200 baht or on foot (40-50 minutes to the center, crossing the roadway with chaotic traffic, in the evening through the dark park and streets)
Cleaning in the rooms is bad: sweeping with a broom without a vacuum cleaner and washing (a lizard ran into the room, they moved the bed, under it there is centuries-old dust and garbage, etc. ).
Old tube TV. No kettle. No hair dryer.
Knowing about the theft even from the safe, in our absence they hung a "do not disturb" sign - nothing seemed to be missing.
When leaving, they presented 320 baht for a chair, gave 10 euros, asked for a document, in which they indicated that they had taken 300 baht, and here it was a hoax!