Как не надо отдыхать How not to rest

I decided to give my wife a birthday present and got so hot. . . This is not a 3 * hotel, but a Russian hotel of a regional type. Who gave him 3 * is not clear. The description of the hotel says they have rooms with a sea view, but there simply aren't any. One side overlooks the courtyard of a seedy cafe with a garbage dump, and the second (the best) to the pool. in those rooms, the windows of which overlook the garbage at night, it is simply not possible to fall asleep before 4-5 o'clock in the morning. There is a disco in the cafe. The description also says that there is a garden, but there is none, except for the bushes around the perimeter of the pool. There is no beach nearby, you still need to walk to it (not far though). There is no shower cabin. You will have to wash directly on the floor in the toilet. The floor is tiled - you can slip. The food, as elsewhere in the hotels of Thailand, is monotonous. You can eat everywhere from 30-40 baht to 400-500. The dollar exchange rate is 29 baht. You can even change the ruble for 80 kopecks of theirs. Excursions offered by guides at the hotel have risen in price at times. I think that thanks to the Russian guides, who profit from our brother as much as they can. You almost never meet Thai Russian-speaking guides, and our loafers-loafers are. They know practically nothing and say nothing. District of Jomtien city. Until quite recently it was its outskirts. Full of Russians with all the ensuing consequences - rudeness, obscenity, booze. Almost like in Hurghada. Dirt all around. Drunk Thais in the evenings all the time, which I have never seen before. In general, if you want to completely ruin your vacation, then go there. If we consider an attractive price for two at 63 thousand rubles for 13 days. I don't know to whom I can recommend this hotel.