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We flew with Pegasus...Even this already looks like a joke about Vovochka. But I'll try to present the most balanced picture.

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The departure was scheduled from Rostov on November 28 at 03:40, if I had not forgotten something already ...But due to a number of reasons, the departure slipped to 13:15. I can’t say that waiting for the flight on board, and then completely unloading it into the waiting room, was met with applause ...Under pressure from the initiative group, the Pegasus nevertheless went to issue light on-board food and water, which at least slightly relieved the tension of the crowd ...But the very expectation of the departure simply depended on the storm with the loading of the board, that is, due to the too short runway, the Rostov airport was not ready to receive the B767-300. So you have to fill in the main supply of fuel in the Mineral Waters. And the airport itself, which is not at all flawed Rostov, is not designed to serve large boards. So you have to smack passengers in order to send the board somehow.
It is a pity that the 2014 Olympics are not taking place near Rostov, if only this would encourage the Southern Federal District to expand the airport or build a new one that meets the most modern standards. requirements. The carrier of flight 2572 was NORDWIND...The Boeing saloon greeted us with narrow black 2-4-2 chairs, no sanitary napkins on the headrests, but only brown Velcro figurines. Maybe they just stupidly sterilize them before each flight? ! But when I saw the entire staff of flight attendants in all black, looking like a mixture of uniforms of Hitler's submariners and futuristic overalls, then somehow I began to sing the NORDWIND company anthem - "A stage from R-n-D to Phuket-WIND NORTH"....With a light mother, 270 passengers buckled up and the board still headed for Min. Water. Having taken on the chest a supply of kerosene, after about 2 hours we continued the flight already on the stretch of the Min Water-Phuket. I would like to note that the PEGASA in-flight meals were of a very decent quality.
Still, artiodactyls know a lot about oats. Phuket met with the echoes of a severe thunderstorm during landing ...And the "swindler" for money successfully started - when buying a visa for 1000 Baht, there was an equivalent of $ 40, i. e. due to some incomprehensible lack of changers to the border, they pushed through a strong-willed decision the exchange rate is 25 baht to the dollar, with a real 30.4 ...That's every tourist and said goodbye to 7 dollars ...It seems like a trifle, but somehow the country of smiles began to pull arriving tourists too smilingly. Further...the first changers in the AP were greeted with an empty course and a friendly smile from prof. scammers - "Like, don't you want to change on the 28th? On the 29th? On the 29.2? "Then, having seen the resistance of vaccinations to the "kind" of Slavic tourists, the smiles finally reached the course of 30 ....but many changed like that 29 ....That's where the whirlwind started ...The hotel met us / 11 people / with silence and light snoring from somewhere ...After 5 minutes of active cries, the hotel employee woke up and somehow settled in.
First of all, they placed us in transit rooms 135.137, and so on ....Several times I tried to move from 137, but all the rooms provided to me did not push me and we stayed in it to live ...A trifle, but the presence of a jacuzzi on the balcony and proximity to the exit played a role.


Now details about the hotel. A very, very decent hotel... Excellent, quiet location... The beauty of the park and the beach of the adjacent hotel was amazing... No noisy pomposity and the entire infrastructure of the hotel is absolutely working. Bassik on the 4th floor is somewhat unthought-out - not at all times you can find a place in the water and in the shade - and this is oh-so necessary under the evil Thai sun. A trip to the beach of the adjacent 5-star. hotel on an open conveyor across the mountain was not at all tiring-3 minutes and that's it! But as a pawn, even in terms of sports, it required a certain skill ...
Although on the way to the beach there are many massage parlors in a decent sense and restaurants, but the 40-45 degrees upward road is difficult ...Transport runs approximately every 8-12 minutes. The adjacent hotel PANVA impresses with its harmony and relaxation. And in the photo there is such a bouquet of vacationing movie stars - well, the whole color of Hollywood is straight! Yes, they can be understood, the hustle and bustle in their lives, and so the shaft. but just to calm your nerves, then only here! There is one problem - for all the steepness of the beach and the palm grove, the depth of the water in the bay is simply catastrophically affected by the ebbs and flows ...And where has it been seen that a Russian person went swimming strictly according to the schedule ...Agas ...right now ...That's how I woke up, here it is morning! And almost always the water is big only until 9-10 in the morning and then after 17-18 ...So you look at the beauty, you reach the mark of 40-60 cm and kneel down, depicting a body immersed in liquid, happy and contented... T.
h this hotel requires adjusting to the moon or splashing in the bass and jacuzzi. The location of the hotel, by no means, can be called a walk-through, well, just some kind of bearish corner ...not every taxi driver agrees to go there! And by the way, it's quite expensive - 1200-1300 round trip to Patong... a little cheaper than Kata and Karon... T. h this hotel requires overspending for a taxi for its silence! And throw a stone at someone who says that it's a 15-minute drive to Patong-35-45!!!! ! ! Including any forays into the "half" of the Red Light District Bangla roadshnik requires both time and money. That's how the hotel got for modest money, but the total losses from taxis, differences in food prices, more expensive excursions due to extra. transfer, the loss of time in flight can be at least $ 500 per person. and here it would be a better choice to endure these 700-800 dollars with DBL, but find a quiet place on Karon ...T. h, not everything is so easily calculated at the declared price of the hotel ...

And even live jazz was never seen there. Is it possible that the maddened impudent ones hummed "The Beatles" in bars to the "backing track". But on Katya and Karon, live music sounds from every crack ...Usually rubbish, but a couple of times I even heard pseudo-Elvis. But in the evening, when we were about to return to the hotels with purchases and sat near the beach, alisque rats scurried about in the grass ...Here are the two sides of the coin, as it were, proximity to the party, but the rats live very close to the consequences of human gluttony ! Perhaps you need to live in Karon on a hill, and go down to the beach on hotel shuttles? Well, I didn’t find the golden mean ...Maybe I shouldn’t have appeared in Phuket at all? To a squeal wild at all prices ...Remember Pattaya and tears are rolling in, here 3-4 times higher than the price of everything ! ! ! Even when you go on an excursion to the islands, you see prices for pineapples at 10-15 baht, and in the city they soar to 35, and near our hotel up to 50-60!!! ! ! Well, how disgusting to be a cash cow!
EVERYONE STRIVES TO SLEEP WITH YOU to the last penny!! ! ! I'm silent about all these "Russian shops" with Russian prices for latex, beads and medical cosmetics! ! Here, the transfer price was already set from anywhere on the island, and everything was translated into Russian ...And, of course, they ripped it to the skin! I bought all the healing just at the pharmacy ...Even the very fact of the healing properties of mangosteen and noni juice does not work for everyone ...Well, I bought it already ...I began to take it ...If the wings erupt from the cleansing of the body, I will write in dopah.

Now about shopping ...The prices for everything are wild ...It seems that things are decent, but from Bangkok the prices are 3-4 !!! ! ! How expensive Phuket has become for us !!! ! ! Including, it’s cheaper to fly to the capital for a couple of days than to look for reasonable prices for things on the island ....In some other way, you can go over summer clothes and flip flops, if you can’t miss, then stock up on beads made of river pearls and any piece of wood with Thai spontaneity...
And don’t even make plans for the jackets that are produced there, for decent things, the high cost is wild ! ! ! Yes, how can you realize a decent down jacket from COLOMBIA or NORTFACE could be mistaken in the name pf 1.0000-1.000, baht !! ! ! It's 500-600 dollars!! ! ! There was no such rip-off in Pattaya!! ! !


Excursions ...yes, they are all dedicated to simply preserved and not polluted areas of wildlife. There is nothing historical and semantic there. Islands of 3-5 species and zoos with national parks. Well, how could it be without them, all sex shows ...During my absence, deffs learned several new numbers - now they not only shoot ping-pong balls with this place, but they can also inflate a Kamaz tire up to 2.5 Atm. ...They used to swear "welcome to Tai" in the same place, and now they got used to filling out an annual tax return. Yes ....time goes by ...nano-technologies are growing ...And finally, all these shows were staged by former gynecologists who worked for a long, long time at a tire shop!
And the most expensive show, for 1500 baht, so finally led to a stupor - to beat the male pride on the drums and play the female pioneer bugle !!! ! ! WOW! Including better look at the Semilanov Islands ...To go far, but nonsense ...Only from the pier on a boat 80 minutes fly ...boats for 35-50 people ...With 3-5 engines of 220 dragon Thai horses. ...But it gives soot, so immediately the arrow approaches one MAX and we overcome the sound barrier without noticeable effort ...And so we rush to the islands ...Oh, and it's beautiful there ...I even scored on laments. lunch and devoted the whole time to swimming around the island with a fin. By the way, no cream, T-shirt and shorts saved from burning on the water - it burned like a bun in a toaster! In addition to this excursion, it’s probably worth seeing ACHHI-APCHHI ...and everyone praised James Bond. The question of price ...About the "PEGASO" price tag, I just keep quiet - they turn out their pockets!
Moreover, they will start talking about the just-released Law on the registration of everyone traveling to the islands through a migration office ....As expected, a fool ...Or it was completely, completely just accepted. that the hosts themselves did not have time to realize anything ...

About nutrition. Our hotel had an amazing breakfast! Not some kind of sophistication and fantasy, but a wealth of components - 4 types of sausages The quality is very high, loin, ham, spicy Thai sausages, two types of cheese. the whole set of dry American breakfasts, 3 types of yogurt, raisins, dried. fruits, complex omelettes and 2-3 types of Chinese food ...Always a fruit salad and sliced ​ ​ ​ ​ pineapple, melon, watermelon, and pamelo ....The freshest greens and any watering for it ...At first glance, nothing has changed for 2 weeks , but if you turn on the fantasy and start to form the components in any fantasy order, you can conjure up a lot of delicious things.

And there is one more military secret in the hotel - on the 1st floor of the left building there is a recreation room, where there is a coffee maker with 2-3 types of the coolest cookies! That's how you bite before dinner for an afternoon snack a couple of plates of cookies and life takes on a completely different shade! And after coming from the heat, there is always a jug of ice water - take care of your throat! And in general, with such a quiet life in a hotel, you don’t need to throw in a sea of ​ ​ kcal at all. What for? For dinner, I recommend a restaurant near the hotel market, all in mahogany ...There are relatively real prices and just very tasty ....In seafood at the hotel, I also dined once ....Just fine, but dinner cost me 830 baht, and this is overkill! You can also go up the mountain, there are several restaurants. The view is just a song. but in terms of cuisine, the previous restaurant in the recall is much more culinary ...This word can only be used for Thai cuisine.

Hotel staff and service. Not a single bad word...
When a team of 3 cleaners came every day - I felt like a complete asshole - they cleaned the room for 35-45 minutes !! ! ! Or I am. or the quality of cleaning was on top. And got their daily change of linen, why? ? ? The staff is inconspicuous and courteous ....No lustful looks and fists in your pockets! One thing shook me a little - when they took a hundred "Baku" on deposit. then they added the steward to the receipt with a stapler ...However ...Our banks do not allow themselves such liberties and then they do not take such dollars. By the way, I could not exchange a dollar with numbers in the background at all ...either to make holes in them, or to look at someone's written access code to a bank deposit in Switzerland ...Ha, however ...TECHNICAL ISSUES THE STAFF SOLVE THE DISPUTES. It was funny to watch the arrival of a delegation of 5 people. with 2 radios and ONE!!! ! ! ! a plunger to pierce the toilet as a result of the diligent absorption of breakfast .....One champs.
and two honked in the walkie-talkie, surprised at these gluttons from Russia ....They did it ....They showed a clear horizon and proudly meowed a wish not to limit themselves in food and got out ...I didn’t notice such virtuoso plumbers in my homeland. Cleaning of the room was followed by a change of everything. x 4 towel options. Accessories of a soapy-ryl direction of decent quality ....Yes, and the whole room is simply as saturated as possible for autonomous life = there is a microwave, and a toaster, and a kettle. and induction. stove... full set of dishes... there is a 32" hob. but without Russian channels ...small music. center ...Proper room lighting - you can always find the right level. Yes, and a two-level layout of the room allows you to make 2 air conditioning zones. air. Mosquitoes got a few ....There seemed to be an anti-mosquito, but they somehow leaked ...

And, probably, because of Thai hospitality, they always flew up without a characteristic sound and silently drank purebred blood.

The hotel has a small but soulfully well-groomed park where everything looks fresh.

There is another feature of the hotel ...There is a legend that once, several times. years ago, a tourist from Sweden flew into the hotel with a gorgeous cat ...And they had a great romance with a local red cat ...But the time came, and they flew away, and this cat never found out whether he became a father or -Thai just spent time in labor and sex ....So since then he has been passing through the hotel 4 times a day and calling his beloved with a good obscenity ...This is how it happens in Tai ...And great feelings in this the world's cesspool of vice is flaring up....I scratched my turnip and even burst into tears....And he didn't react to kitty-kitty...and to kiri-kiri...Yes...The cat was driven....So it happened vacation time is coming to an end ....And then, suddenly, "Pegases" give everyone ...1 extra day in Tae ....then they squeezed us 12 hours, and then they returned almost 23 ....

worthy answer ....Respected! The board on the way back turned out to be a 2-3-2 seat formula and it became noticeably wider in the shoulders ...We flew already without landing in Mineralnye Vody, but when landing in Rostov, weather conditions and some kind of miss on the glide path led to an increase risk and the pilot is SMART!! ! ! - took the board back to the Mineral Waters ....Of course, this gave the sea all sorts of extra. inconsistencies, but it would be much better to be stuffing on takeoff ...How was it to hear a wave of negativity against the crew for landing at another airport ...Isn't life more expensive? Including thanks to the crew from Krasnoyarsk! By the way, on the way back, all the flight attendants were in white and red uniforms ....The food from the Phuket catering was very miserable ...But oh well. In Min. In the waters, "PEGASES" fussed and covered the clearing with a fly with dinner by one in the morning and water. Some were even settled in sanatoriums ...But if you didn’t have children, then you had to stay in an apt ....That’s where, to the envy of Rostovites, there is a cool air terminal-song in MV!
But we couldn’t wait for the flight to dinner and at our own expense we had to hire a bus with a hot Pyatigorsk horseman and drink to Rostov for 7 hours ...I don’t know exactly when our plane arrived in Rostov, but I hope we were not in vain we were shaking in a regular minibus, removed from the city route ...sorry for the tautology ...Well, that’s practically all ....I want to say again that all this garbage with truckers on the sides and the wretchedness of the Rostov airport discouraged me from flying in January with PEGASS to Vietnam ...I believe that such boards need to be transferred to Donetsk, there is a new runway, and a worthy air terminal ...And it’s not so far from Rostov ...and from Volgograd ...And all the east of Ukraine... Somehow, at the interstate level, somehow settle all this... but how else? Put a board? Only then will they comb with a take-off in Rostov? ALL THE GOOD TO YOU, SW. TOURISTS! Until next time on the air. But with the hotel decide for yourself ...
The hotel is decent, but too much cost to create a golden mean.