Thavorn как он есть Thavorn as it is

Thavorn - the name of the hotel is the last name of the owner. Good name, good hotel. We took a tour of 21 days, so as not to strain to hang out on the beach and travel Similan, Phi Phi, Bonda, Khao Lak, Phuket Fantasy, trance shows and of course shopping in Patong. There is no such well-groomed territory with a riot of tropical greenery in all of Phuket. The pool for the entire territory is large, in the pool of the island with palm trees, in the islands there are pools with a waterfall. The number of the villa is at the fourth stop along the cable car - they call it "Maximka", as the last time they got up for the night they gave 20 baht, in the morning the counselors brought my sweet flower and the attitude is special, although without a tip full Khop-Khun-Khap. By the way, I advise you to learn ten words like hello, thank you, hello, very tasty and you will do higher "Khop-Khun-Khap" - the higher, the more respected person in front of them, the highest for the Buddha.
The room is 27 square meters, the balcony is 12 square meters, there is a jacuzzi on the balcony, there are two beds in the room, TV has a Russian channel - it doesn’t work well due to the weather, the bath in the room has never been used, shower, slippers, bathrobes, gel, paste, soap, lotion, water for tea is changed and replenished every day - do not forget to put a dollar on the bed. The air conditioner is normal, there is a bar, but the prices !!!!!
They laid everything out from there and in Patong, in the Ceylon shopping center they bought juices, sweets, shrimp, you choose the fish, you give it for cooking for 20 minutes for a walk and your dinner is packed ready, the prices for seafood are cheap, and you take everything alive. Taxi 300 baht to Patong, back 250 bargain. There is a taxi mafia in Phuket. A hotel for relaxation, in Naka Bay (Naka is a good kite) a ban on scooters, rarely anyone from Patong will come and then ride at a distance. The tides are pronounced, but to whom the mask does not press, the snorkeling is wonderful, under the pier there is a huge flock of small fish, along the bay there are also a lot of all sorts, there are a lot of garfish, locals hunt with guns, they put nets on the ebb. Near the fishing village. Women do not paint your toenails bright red, my wife was bitten by a fish on the leg, and like a perch in the blood. I advise you to buy slippers in Patong. Excursions to the islands are a MUST, especially Similan - it's like in the Bounty advertisement. Patong in the evening for hanging out, in the afternoon for massage and shopping. A third of Russians, many Germans and Australians. The fact that the latter is a sign of quality, the Australians, to go close, they came to celebrate 50 weddings, but somehow modestly, so our Russians drove off, so karaoke and VIA local only sang in Russian, but did not strain. He was proud of his compatriots, it was time to get to know each other, without antlers and rudeness, to see this hotel is the golden mean, where ours and not only go for relaxation. The food is breakfast, there is a lot, I didn’t want to eat before dinner, I don’t advise you to go to the hotel restaurants for dinner, it’s expensive and the fish products are not fresh, the two felt bad from not fried meat. It’s better to have dinner in Patong right on the waterfront, a network of family cafes, we liked “Mom”, but everyone else of the same level is family one word, and you can buy shrimp at the fish market and whatever you want, bring them to them and they will cook for you (700 baht per two + beer), portions are normal, you crawl only to a taxi.

I summarize:
territory - a well-groomed paradise
devour - breakfast, very tasty soup with theirs like dumplings, fruits, juices
room-villa is quite decent, good view of the sea
location - its own beach, its own bay, by taxi 5 minutes to Patong.
I saw a lot of hotels in Phuket, as there were many excursions and I talked with people when the delivery took place, here the territory is the most beautiful - it's still Thavorn.