In one word horror

Written: 5 july 2019
Travel time: 7 — 18 june 2019
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 4.0
Rested from 7 to 18 July.
Arrival, everything is fine, but on the plane they were fed only 2 pies, going there and back, flying through royal flight, well, that’s it (
We arrived at the hotel in the evening, immediately settled, in Narges almost all the rooms are like bungalows, but they are all next to each other. For those who do not understand, there is a gift of djerba zahra and a gift of djerba narjes, zahra is a three, and narjes is a four.

The restaurant, what can I say, they fed well, it’s just awful in general, if it’s because we rested as soon as the season began, if everyone didn’t care about food. In the first 4 days, there was something incomprehensible from the food - something brown, green, gray in the form of stew, as if simple food had been ground in a blender. I couldn’t even look at it, let alone eat, my husband tried everything and said that there would be no more. I ate rice and cucumbers with tomatoes ; ((but the French are just fans of this food !!! ! they swept it away just like a sweet soul.
Of course I understand everything, but the buffet should be a buffet and not French cuisine ! ! oh yes, for those who do not know Tunisia is a French colony in the past. absolutely everything is sharpened for them! Everywhere and always there was one liver !!! ! I just can’t eat it, but in fact no one ate it (but it was only meat! On day 5, the food became normal, there were french fries for lunch, fried chicken, and something similar to food, not stew , although they also shoved the liver wherever they can! I don’t understand why, but I think that there was a rush of Russian tourists.
Bombed us the most because of the waiters! 2 glasses and a bottle of water are placed on the tables, which you can then pick up. So what would order cola or sprite we had to wait for half an hour!! ! we have already eaten and we are thirsty, sometimes we didn’t put water on. And we wait, wait, then the nerves fail, we ask again, they silently point to another waiter, it turns out that we need to speak to another waiter because they work in zones, they told another, they were waiting for him, this is some kind of nightmare, you yourself can’t come up and son-in-law yourself.
When the restaurant was packed and there was nowhere to sit, there was an empty table in the corner, I approached the waiter with the question hi, sorry vee ken sit hir? he looked at me puzzled, turned away without answering, and began kissing on the cheek with an elderly Frenchwoman, I was shocked! ! waiters run only to the French, they pour water from a bottle into glasses! they themselves can’t....and we sit for about 40 minutes waiting to drink (the fruits were only watermelon-melon, apricots are sour, plums are sour, and peaches are sometimes also sour (
The whole horror is that our guide Inessa collected a complaint from all Russian directors! and it didn't help in any way!!!!!!

The sea was cold, but the first 3 minutes, then you get used to it and it becomes warm, algae and waves were only the last 4 days (the first 5 days the sea was perfect !! ! there is nothing transparent under your feet))))
we went to the crocodile farm ourselves, and not from sanmar, by taxi about 2 dinars and the entrance for one 20 dinars. we arrived there at 16:30 went straight to the crocodiles, walked around and looked at 5 feeding began, and at the same time everyone stood in line to take a picture with small crocodiles)
they took a sightseeing tour, not really for me, they brought me to the Roman road, we just stood there at the beginning of the road, and went to the jugs, just a store with jugs, showed how plates and a mug are made of clay, then we went to the museum, then to the market, there You can get lost and that's it.
And now I'll tell you about the wonderful scam))))))) on which we blew 90 bucks! guide Inessa wonderfully told everything about thalasso and spa, we bought into this crap, we went we were promised a hammam and a massage, so we went to the hammam, we sat there for 10 minutes in a pair, we were barely rubbed for 5 minutes and everything, kamon, but it's not worth it $ 22 per person, and the massage just wrinkled me a little, and my husband was just stroked and he left earlier, even though he came in later, in short, it's just a swindle and knocking out money!
Cleaned up every day normally, in principle, everything is OK, if the Tunisians normally perceived us and at least sometimes smiled like the French, and they only looked at us angrily!
The animation was good, even the fire show was, but it was repeated every 3 days, and on some day we were given fireworks, cakes, all food on the grill, naturally for dinner, we suspect that this was a birthday hotel, but there was no information anywhere.
The hotel has its own sun loungers, towels for a deposit of $ 10, in my opinion, a safe for free, they promised to turn on the air conditioning on June 15, but no one was able to explain. No one speaks English, let alone Russian!!! ! pretend that they do not understand and do not see you, be firm and persistent!

And don’t be surprised when French grandmothers with naked boobs walk on the beach, it’s normal for them, but I was honestly surprised! I have never seen anything like this anywhere in the resorts, moreover, in a mass action.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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