My "magic" holidays / Bad notes

Written: 25 july 2010
Travel time: 17 — 23 july 2010
"Beach
sandy beach 200 m from the hotel. "In fact, much further along a heavily polluted road. For all the time it has never been shallow. When we arrived, several lanterns along this road were already broken, and we left, mournfully making our way through these fragments.
In hotel

4 restaurants (one canteen really works), 3 bars (one in the lobby - juices, cola, beer, water, alcohol, coffee; the second - near the dance floor - all the previous ones plus a vile taste of pizza after 16:00, (the third was not found); Mauritanian cafe (never worked), mini club for children (never found), sauna, hammam (both - not bad, relatively inexpensive), laundry (with exorbitant prices), currency exchange (carefully!!! ! they strive to change bucks at the rate of the Canadian dollar 1.321 against $ 1.442), car rental, various animation programs (every day - the same thing), a conference room, a disco (starting at 23:45, lasts for about forty minutes, until another Russian fool agrees to give the animator. By the way, the offer from the animator "won't you give me your night" will be heard by any female dancing alone, even if her partner is not far away), indoor heated pools (not allowed), tennis courts (not found), fitness center, aqua aerobics, ping-pong tables, football field, volleyball (all this is only to the declaration), water sports on the beach for an additional fee (windsurfing, pedal boats, jet skis) - this is true.
In the room
air conditioning, telephone, radio (not found, apparently in VIP), TV (without remote control - deposit 10 TD, satellite, in different rooms - reception quality is different), mini-bar (as an empty refrigerator is called), bathroom, hairdryer, balcony (panoramic glazing, the door lock opens with a slight pressure from the side of the balcony, while a meter-long cornice runs along the facade, and you can simply step over the balcony partition). Instead of bedside tables and a table under the mirror - consoles with marble tops, broken in places, because they tend to fall at a completely inopportune time, which can lead to injuries, and more disastrous consequences (especially if at that moment there is a lady under you). No one is in a hurry to screw them into place.
This is about the text of the advertisement. A lot can be added.
Service is lazy as hell. For her, clients are annoying flies. Misha Galustyan in the image of Ivanovo sushi bar waitress is resting! For all requests, the answer is one - "in 5 minutes. " And they forgot. As for cleaning and changing linen, towels - all the previous ones are right - the situation has only worsened.
Safes are only in half of the rooms, half of them work. Not fixed. When the battery ran out, the servants, in front of the astonished public, opened it through a hole in the back with a piece of rusty wire.
There were only half of the light bulbs in the halls, only one of the three elevators worked, the second was rolling, but we didn’t figure out how to make it carry us, our loved ones.
The illumination of architecture, interiors, the pool is uprooted in places, even the remnants of wires with bare ends dangle in the pool!
The gates to the beach are closed at about 20:30, if you want - go around (40 minutes), or climb over the fence (fortunately it is low).

Zhrachka - useless, without salt and spices absolutely. I will not describe. Even attempts to add salt, add oil, etc. do not lead to success - we all choke together. The classic American ketchup of an incomprehensible production saves a little. On a positive note, an unmeasured amount of delicious watermelon and melon.
Bottled water is not provided even all inclusive. The price in the bar per liter is 3-4 dinars (depending on the impudence of the bartender). The price in stores is 0.4-0.8 TD!
In some rooms there is a persistent smell of sewerage - “we will fix it for you and right today! ”
Even tips do not change the situation - they take it with pleasure, and continue to do nothing.
It makes no sense to list further - a lot of letters can be niasiled by people.
In general, add all the negative reviews, and draw a conclusion !!!! !
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