Ну...очень плохой отель Well...very bad hotel

True story about stay in Tunisia:
I live in St. Petersburg took a tour cost 75tr for two adults
At Mia Travel LLC from PEGAS TURISTIK
Departure and date of stay from 21.06. 15-02.07. 2015
At the Dessole Royal Lido Resort & Spa 4 * (Hotel just G…but)
Upon arrival at the hotel at night and recording the questionnaire
Russians were immediately offered bad rooms (although the hotel was half empty) in order to receive a bribe for relocation
In the amount of $ 20, who was not happy with the room, but at one in the morning when you fell down it was hard (overpowering) or negotiating First day: breakfasts are a good choice, but every day from lunch the cook blew the roof

He constantly oversalted and peppered the beef food. fish, chicken, some fried sausages and even sometimes a liver on the coals, I had to circle like a balero around the hall with three approaches to look for something dietary, as a result I became a vegetarian with cursing, to which I made comments to the holdies what they would say to the cook....but everything is useless, they just nodded (as Arabs usually do) with their heads that they say it’s good. Although the Holdei were fed by me every day I gave them a dinar for the efficiency of service and cleaning the table.
And they had to convey my remark about “fast food” to the grief of the chef (after the stoner) I will talk about this later. The story will be under N2
Further, the meat products were poorly cooked or fried, they had to be gnawed like an animal or spit out into a napkin under a Russian mat, any wine is just sour swill, it is better for gourmets to take it in a deutik in the country of departure.
. The hotel is located only in one direction and very unfortunately the central side rests from 1-5 floors on the building and just on the roof of the main restaurant stretched to the pool, the left side of the hotel from 1-3 to a small garden with three dirty palm trees, 3-5 floor a distant view of the sea and the large roof of the disco which is open from 2300 to 0200 every day, the right side of the hotel the farthest rooms from 3-5 floors the view is again on the sea (in the distance) at least somehow more or less successful with the door closed it becomes almost calm , and from the 1st-3rd floor it all rests on the end of the main restaurant, there is no view at all and into the bushes and again a few dirty palm trees, there is simply no irrigation throughout the territory, the light is barely on in the rooms everywhere, complete savings - take glasses flashlights, by the sea the wind was blowing because North Africa is always like this and the beach was dirty unlike other hotels (in Tunisia there are 4 times to compare) we were almost always by the pool After dinner 19.00-20h there was children's animation connected already at the amphitheater 4 powerful columns, after which adult animation from 21.30-23.00 in general, all this sausages in all the windows of the hotel will not work in the room. every single day the music makes a loud noise and in general they have a problem with music and volume - since the animators of the youngsters often turn on the calottes (from ch cal. , boom... boom, i. e. sausage (house music) often hang around idle, apparently the hotel needs rating for newspapers that they say active rest in this hotel.

the time of the tour of the season, which they have a short one because the country produces almost nothing, is poor, lives only on tourism, souvenirs, dates and olive oil and tiburine liquor
we were by the pool where there were 2 well, very large speakers. The DJ was a youngster and turned on at full power, disturbing the peace of tourists, yes, I agree - there were 3 dances around the pool with their performance during the day, but after that turn down the volume, make the music quieter - background. Even when my wife brought strawberries to the reception, I had to make a remark, because everyone endures in a rag or drinks a lot and they don’t care. The Internet, which was promised free, turned out to be super slow and not connected if you didn’t take a seat almost right next to the reception about 3 meters, and then if you were in the top ten, there was an overload of traffic, it’s impossible to connect. it’s just southern shnyaga again... if a Tunisian says 5 minutes, it means 55 minutes, this is normal in arbasque. I rented a car, I say bring a clean one, bring a dirty one
both the interior and the outside, as after a safari, I took Logan 2014 (in a new body it will be called a symbol) a day for 2100 rubles I kept screaming 5 dinar, every day I had to swear over trifles, then the air conditioner in the room does not work, then the safe, then the food, then loud music , eventually. A guide named Anna only shoved her tours, if you didn’t take it from her, then during the rest she treated you - in no way, she didn’t want to answer various tourist questions related to the host country, then she’s supposedly chatting on Skype, then she’s busy with something, In general the hotel sucks, I don’t advise anyone to go, it’s true, and also not to ride on a water sofa, their slang (matryoshka or cheesecake) is a safety violation. My phone if anything for information +7-952-388-03-08 St. Petersburg.