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I don't like to write bad reviews - and that's it! I always take on the road only a good mood and do not twitch because of the little things. Of course, I read the reviews, and hoped that the vacationers exaggerated a little...
So, in order. Airport, transfer - no remarks - 5 points (according to a 5 point system). One tiny but: the transfer Antalya - the hotel was without stopping at numerous lured shops, since there were only three of us on the whole bus. Naturally, it is unprofitable for Turks to spend gasoline on so many vacationers. Arrived quickly, somewhere in 1.5 hours.
Settlement - also 5 points. Quickly, without bribes and tedious waiting. Deposit - 20 c. u. for a beach towel, remote control for TV and air conditioning.

The room is ordinary, the TV set is tiny (the remote did not work, I had to master the technique by typing), the furniture is old, the compressor refrigerator and antediluvian. Beds are ok. Balcony: a plastic table and 2 chairs, the air conditioner worked for me, but it was icy for my friends and did not cool. Naturally, all the water flowed inside. They demanded relocation. The Turks froze and said that there were no available rooms. But for 20 bucks - ah moment - everything was found in 5 minutes.
The pool is small, not enough sunbeds. The bar has all the drinks, but the Turks are clamping down, referring to the magical manager.
Beach - underfoot instead of sand small pebbles. No tracks. Drink as you wish. Shower for washing the body is, but slightly broken. Loungers enough, but in the end was strained. Whoever ran to the beach first - he took it. Umbrellas are catastrophically not hated! Plus, a black Gorilla runs along the beach (as we called it) and selects umbrellas in favor of sunbathing Turks and richer tourists. If you don't yawn, you'll stay with an umbrella.
The sea - the entry is just a scribe - 2 points! It seems like some kind of slabs, but by the end of the vacation, all vacationers came to the conclusion that the Turks filled the entry into the sea with concrete so that the sea would not destroy the beach strip. For there are no breakwaters and the sea surf is simply the most terrible. Sharahnet - mom do not worry - on your knees you can get to the sunbed : ))
Now about the bar. I don't even know how much to put in. Beer - tuborg, experts said that it was normal. Local vodka has always been hot for some reason (I think it was deliberately heated - what fool would drink a lot of hot vodka). I don’t write about other drinks, because they were afraid to get poisoned, and they took vodka as a disinfectant and reconciliation with life.
Restaurant - they try to clean up on time, but they don’t always have time - don’t be upset and don’t scandal - we are all people. Food - vegetables in all varieties (heat-treated and raw). Meat and fish - twice a week. Soy sausage. Soups, french fries - everything is delicious. Fruits - watermelon (sometimes sour) and tasty, juicy oranges. Olives of all stripes just heaps.
You won't be left hungry. Opposite the supermarket MIGROS. There you can buy everything in dollars and tugriks. And fruits as well. On Tuesdays, the Turkish fruit and clothing market is 2 blocks away, to the right of the hotel.

I hope that my review will be useful to you. I wish you a successful and pleasant vacation and a bunch of positive things from the sea))) Life is beautiful if you do not pay attention to the little things. And the little things tend to get clogged. Good luck)))