sucks

Written: 8 august 2011
Travel time: 6 — 26 july 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 5.0
CLUB GREEN FUGLA BEACH
I do not pretend to be true, what I saw is what I wrote.
Were a family (2 adults, children: 7 years and 1.5 years) in July 2011 did not like it. It was the first time in Turkey.
Sold as 4 stars, at the entrance there are NO stars at all. The hotel rooms are standard, no frills, everything is in order, clean. Cleaners try to come during sleep, and during breaks they smoke evil Istanbul tobaccos. Due to the peculiarities of ventilation (there is none), the smoke from the corridors goes through the rooms to the balcony and to the street. Smell - chloropicrin is resting.
Audibility in the rooms - it won't be boring, but you can't hear erotica, people with children.

The food is good (in the sense that you won’t get fat), meat is chicken, turkey, fish (boiled or baked herring, sometimes tuna), vegetables, watermelons, oranges. Our family vomited the first week regularly. They all came back lean, especially the smallest one. Another 30 dollars were paid for medical services, such a tricky insurance was included. It’s better to take your own fork, there are always not enough of them, and they are always covered with some kind of coating... but you won’t need a spoon, there’s nothing to eat there. Tea is good, so they drank it. And once they even laid tablecloths in the dining room...
Lyrical digression: in Moscow we have a park and there is a spring, water flows from a fish. After Turkey, my baby, passing near the spring, said that "the fish is vomiting. " I wanted to give him a slap on the back of the head for a bad word, but in time I remembered where the baby got such associations from...
We continue. Food. You can only eat pasta, potatoes, eggplant. Everything is not salty, but the potatoes are oversalted. They make a type of stew from eggplant, but it is quickly taken apart.
A separate question for me, how can tomatoes and cucumbers be so spoiled in a salad? All marinades are prepared according to Soviet recipes - first pickled, then it turned sour, then served. But maybe this is a recipe, purely Turkish?
The sweet table is huge, I was scared, I thought that the small one would overeat. He loves everything sweet. But don't worry - you won't eat it, and neither will your children. The best recipes of the 16th century. Basically, colored semolina in syrup and pastries in the same syrup. Take only those who have their first day of rest.
There is animation for children from morning to evening, but no matter how you look, they watch cartoons and are immediately blown by air conditioning, and naturally then they get sick. Maybe I came at the wrong time?
In the evening, the program for children is the same, can you imagine how to live in neighboring buildings? They don't skimp on volume. Three young animators - Olya, Behemoth and Crocodile, you will see once - you will immediately understand who is where. Home - Behemoth, looking at her, each time remembered his first sergeant. And I didn’t remember about him for the last 25 years...
The sea was super, but for a week, then the water became cloudy, the beach was crowded. The width of the beach is 66 steps, here almost a thousand people frolic. Sun beds are close, occupy them from 6 in the morning. We went to the right, to a paid beach ($ 2), but the water there is cold because of the Fugla stream.

The Fugla River is a typical stinky stream into which the sewerage flows (white day, transparent day), but the infection is very cold... And this cold water with sewerage goes to a paid beach... So they, the bourgeoisie (they don’t feel sorry for 2 dollars), And it is necessary, justice has triumphed!! ! Vacationers of CLUB GREEN FUGLA BEACH, in this water, splash around in the all-inclusive system - free of charge...
A week later, next to our building, the sewer went on horseback, right under our balcony along the lawn. Naturally, all this flowed into the river through the storm drain. A couple of days later, when it began to stink decently, I went to the reception. He made people aware of the situation. Reaction "0", they promised to move tomorrow at 10.00. In the morning everything was in the best traditions, only after the scandal they gave another number. The problem of sewerage, by the way, was solved quickly. The Turks came, brought a pump and pumped everything into the storm sewer, read in Fugla  . Why couldn't this be done before? We moved to the 20th building, and lo and behold, the animation is not heard there, and we are used to the trucks passing along the highway...
By the way, about the sea view, it's only in the sense that the windows look towards the sea, but you can't see it, don't hope 
The zoo is 3-4 ducks, a chicken and a few wild birds (such as pheasants). Bring pebbles from the beach and put them on the balcony. Then you will understand why, because this infection can start yelling at 5 in the morning...
A beach with stones, large and small, it is better to enter the water in slippers, which I did. There are no shells.
Mosquitoes are sometimes, but they preferred to bite the baby, they didn’t like something about us.
There are two pools, but they do not spare bleach. The kid swam for one day, they didn’t let him in anymore, his skin temperature rose. The whole is on fire, but the head is normal.
In general, if it were not for the children, you can relax. But with small ones, you definitely shouldn’t go - the turn to the doctor is confirmation of this.
He carried the child in his arms until our tourists suggested that strollers were provided free of charge at the hotel. And after all, not a single soul from the hotel said about it... I went to the reception, took it, did not give money...

I want to mention the Turtess guides. At the meeting, they said that when leaving, they would bring it to the store and there....Delivered... Turkish delight 18 dollars. per kg. In stores, 200 grams, in packaging, costs 1 dollar. Gift soap - 2.50 dollars, and in stores 1 dollar. And the guide girl is so young, so young, all so honest and sincere, and I'm old, old and x . . you will divorce me into such a simple scheme. Here you don't get fooled.
Prices for leather and textiles - it is better to buy in expensive Moscow, it will come out cheaper.
I didn’t drink alcohol, but it’s better not to drink it. The slopes of the flights of stairs between floors are extreme, in case of a fall, they will lead to bad consequences. Therefore, with children, it is better not to settle above the first floor.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original