Отель неплохой, но The hotel is good but

I will write in detail. And I'll try to be more or less objective. Before leaving for Turkey, they read everything and were ready for the worst. Arrived. The road from the airport to the hotel seemed very long (before that, they had not traveled further than Kemer) Three hours after the flight was tiring. We arrived at the hotel at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, hungry, tired, we were met very well, at the reception they spoke only Russian, settled quickly, they said that right now you can go to the restaurant to have a snack with tea or coffee. The coffee in the coffee machine is disgusting, and the tea is not a fountain, but you can drink it. About the room, ours was 3004. Clean, the air conditioner worked well, even very, albeit old. The furniture is tolerable, the TV is good, though I had to watch football in Turkish, but these are the shortcomings of our channels, which instead of football show all sorts of dregs in Europe and Africa, and so, the TV catches 3 Russian channels in excellent quality. Refrigerator is normal. The room was cleaned daily, there were a couple of times when I had to hang a "do not disturb" sign on the door. Linen changed every other day, towels - daily. No complaints about the toilet, shower, clean, no leaks anywhere, toilet paper, soaps, shampoos, hats - there were 2 or even 3 copies in total. The only drawback of the room was - the curtain fell off all the time - a piece of plastic was torn out in the cornice, probably the tourists showed our silushka. We have solved this problem ourselves. At first they fed like for slaughter, there were few people in the hotel, and there was a barbecue every day, and a variety of dishes. But in the last days of our vacation, tourists have increased specifically and we almost had to fight for food. Although I personally think that it is we ourselves, the tourists are largely to blame, we ourselves are already standing in line for 10-15 minutes, and then we demolish each other in the struggle for food. You should have seen, my dears, with what faces the Turks are looking at us! Misunderstanding, contempt, hungry Russians (and not only). Now the beach. . . There is no beach there! Never, if you have children, do not go on vacation to Mirabella and nearby hotels - White City, Blue Fish. Even if you can enter the sea from the shore, then the waves! I almost drowned on the first day, but I swim very well. And in the following days, the waves reached the point that it was almost impossible to get on the stairs, along which they entered the water, you just either hit it with all your might, or you were carried past. And on the stairs, raw iron, and in our presence, one woman simply cut her hand. And one more thing, sorry for the long exposition, NEVER GO ON HOTEL TOURS, ESPECIALLY WITH "TEZTOUR"! 90 dollars or more just throw into the sea, have more fun! Divorce is such that it's just terrible! We went on a sightseeing tour to Alanya, and, instead of what we were promised, we rode the funicular - 10 lira (this is 2.5 dollars), we were shown Cleopatra Beach from afar, although we promised that we would swim there, in the fortress we went to the mosque and back, and when we asked where is Cleopatra's balcony, the guide told us - there! Then we were taken for a long time to have lunch on the river, on sunbeds over the fish, in the end, when we, already with food, went there, the waiters flew out and said that we didn’t belong there, that we should sit down at the tables on the shore. Tell me which one. . . we were taken so far to see how the Turks eat over the river. When we started looking for a guide to figure it out, he just ran away. And then we were taken. . . where would you think? That's right, in the salon of leather and fur! With prices of 3.5 thousand euros per jacket. With fashion shows and such pressure that mom do not worry! Barely escaped. Here is such an excursion to the fur-leather salon for $ 90! And there was also included a boat trip, promised 2.5 hours, with two swims and some kind of cave. We left the pier at 17.00, swam almost in the port area, for about 15 minutes, and then we were told that there was a storm in the sea and at 17.35 we moored back. On the way back, we almost killed the boy from Teztur, but they, the infection, are cunning, one is lucky there, the other is on an excursion, like a guide from the historical society of Turkey, who says to every question - look on the Internet, and the third is lucky back, who "well, not at all in the know, only himself from the plane. " . . And more about the hotel. Entertainment is standard - in the afternoon aqua aerobics, tennis, darts, in the evening a children's disco, half an hour, then until 23.00 a disco at the hotel, then, if you want, they will take you to Alanya to a disco. In general, we are more satisfied than not. But in the direction of Alanya, I personally will not go anymore. I apologize for the many letters.