Pensionary!!!

Written: 26 september 2012
Travel time: 14 — 25 september 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 6.0
Cleanliness: 6.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 5.0
I’ll start in order, we arrived with a girl at night, we came to the reception there was a CHURKA (there is no other name for this creature), not a word in Russian, they asked for a room with 1 bed after 10 minutes we were taken to the room and immediately full of Pi....he started us speak in some kind of broken Russian-Turkish-Japanese "Good number, give me money, no money, no number, " to which, having been refused, he slammed the door and left.
The room is full of underground, shabby walls, dirty floor in the bathroom, in general, knee-deep water, a million mosquitoes and other living creatures, sleeping because of mosquitoes is simply not possible, of course, fumigators and means of protection against them are not available in the hotel. The unbearable dampness of the shower was always clogged with small pebbles and not a full-fledged stream of water ran, but a stream every other time. Hot water was rare and then how lucky because of the super Turkish heating system. One day there was no cold water at all and in the evening I had to wash in boiling water. The water in the shower does not leave the risers are clogged all the time there is water. The TV is a little larger than the screen of my mobile phone; the air conditioner cover is broken off and the dick worked, understand how, but it seems like they figured it out and then there were glitches and it started blowing hot air instead of cooling. . General impressions about the room on 2 on a 5-point scale.
Dining room: this is also a separate story, a million pensioners who, standing in a circle around a plate of meat, raked it all out completely, constant queues of plates forever no mugs no. At dinner, the main course was being prepared on the street, the queue for it was always stable 30 minutes before the start and for 1.5 hours there was the same 50 person from the beginning of the oven to the reception, which PPC was freezing out. There are NO complaints about dinner and lunch (the food is delicious , some dishes give out sourness, But I have never been poisoned, given that I have a weak stomach), but Breakfast is, of course, there are stupidly no food, just buns and muesli and plasticine sausage. Night dinner which supposedly from 23-30 to 00-30 NO everyone is always lying everything is closed.

Kitchen staff, animation bartenders for 5 + Super team. entertainment for 5 Points + foam discos on the beach, which is rare for a 3-star hotel.
Sea and beach.
The beach is sandy, there are sunbeds, but they are mostly always occupied from the previous day with BABKA (how they infuriated) you come at 8 in the morning, and 99% of the sunbeds are occupied, there are towels or things (my advice is to safely throw off the towel and take a sunbed, because there is no other way )
The sea (the terrible bottom of the plate you swim 50 meters away, and there the plate and you stand up to your waist are creepy and it’s not pleasant when you swim far and touch something slimy with your feet. In the sea, the fish that constantly bit me 1 time bit a friend 6 times and cases constantly there were many
As it is written that the bathhouse and sauna at the hotel are free of charge, it is also a FALSE that costs 20 or 25 dollars per person.
From drinks) juices water beer fruit ice rakki vodka (25 degrees) gin sprite cola (everything worthy is not body-drinking, I especially liked the beer very tasty and not Water.
From local water, when washing on the 2nd day, Stamatite jumped off on the tongue for a whole week toiling with it (brush your teeth with water from the cooler)
Percentage 80% pensioners 15% families with preschool children 5% young people
Water slides worked for 1-2 hours a day, and it’s not clear whether it’s after lunch or in the morning, how lucky in general
Impressions are good about the hotel in general, but the rooms just don't even smell like shit.
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