God bless the Lord, if you decide to go there ..

Written: 15 august 2011
Travel time: 31 july — 3 august 2011
Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
Do not be lazy dear, read this review, leave your comments, because this will help many citizens of our Great country not to make mistakes, we didn’t find ourselves in the garbage, respect yourself and others! I’m telling you in order. We arrived on 31.08. 2011 late in the evening, got to the so-called late dinner, were served a plastic plate, on it there was cereal mixed with pasta (they proved that this was their national dish), two soy cutlets, like sauce - something that looked like sour cream - the taste turned out to be an indigestible mess with golim vinegar, and a couple of pieces of stale tomatoes with cucumbers. . . drank water. . . decided not to get upset ahead of time, opened drinks from duty free, went to the bar to pour cola, but they didn’t find it, because the bar closes at 10 pm, AT ALL! there is a store nearby, we bought cola, we decided to see the territory, go down to the sea, because the first line is after all. . side by side, but they couldn’t come up, there is no lighting, and there’s no shore either, you have to go down a steep staircase, there will be a pier and two ladders ala pool on the sides and that’s it, immediately gurgle in the sea, who with children, tie by a rope so as not to drown , as an option, there is another descent along a steep iron staircase, there you can go to the sea, but everything is in stones, either you break your legs or get hurt, by the way, the sun loungers are almost all broken, there are no soft capes, umbrellas, too, got out, and there is silence around, there is not enough dead current with braids, the hotel is dying out in the evening, they know about the entertainment program only by hearsay, download music to your mobile, there is no one to amuse you) I am silent about the room at all, there is probably no laundry, the staff washes linen, presumably in the sea, everything is stained , holes and fringe on the sides. . there are no beds either, there are two mattresses thrown at each other, maybe I was so lucky, but one of the springs didn’t like me and poked me all the time. There is no refrigerator, the neighbors who arrived with us had one, it turned out to be decorative, the light worked when the door was opened, but he forgot to freeze and smelled suspiciously of rotten meat. There is a veranda, but my husband couldn’t sit on it, the chair under him parted, the second one was just broken right away, and I sat on the third one, quite comfortably, but first I had to wash it and put a bag just in case. There is no ashtray, we had to use the only glass from the room. The veranda was supported by a beam, but probably there was once a battle on the territory and it was she who was used as a means of defense, then she was nailed back from above and below, in general, the husband went on the veranda to have time to drink water for breakfast, lunch, dinner and slammed the door loudly, otherwise this The door just didn't close! A separate word about the water, that I swam in the sewer, that under the tap, there is no difference - the smell is disgusting! We lived in a bungalow, maybe the rooms are better. The reception is on the street, the staff turns on the "fool" my don't understand yours. . in no language. There is a free hammam, your own at hand, but the attendant did not inspire confidence in me, in Russian they say zachukhanets. In general, the staff is untidy, instead of shirts, t-shirts, if you're lucky, are white, and so for every taste and color, everyone's pants are for growth, and solid, it looks like they put them in their pants and walk proudly. . again, your mine does not understand. . in the morning they fried an egg for breakfast, the neighbors, unfortunately, brought me right to the table, when my husband woke up, went with him again and I saw WHO was cooking it, the egg asked for it back, I explain, there is a shabby woman of indeterminate age, but so over 70 years old , all in black, dirt under the nails, scoops eggs with these paws, smashes them on the stove and fries, turning it over with a spatula as clean as hands. . For lunch, my husband drank water. The territory is not watered, there are separate bushes for some reason, dry, fruits underfoot, rotten, they are cleaned by tourists on their soles. The pool is probably being cleaned, someday, in theory, with us there was a centimeter layer of dirt on the walls, hello, a touch of centuries, damn it. There is diving, where history is silent about swimming! The result is this, they wrote a statement, paid a little more than $ 400 for two and moved to another hotel, Night Club if anyone is interested. By the way, they don’t give bracelets at Club Enjoy Beach, apparently they’re used to the fact that people don’t stay with them, why waste money on this: D So that my review is not unfounded, I post pictures, and you judge for yourself. Unfortunately, I did not take a picture of the pier, but I think you will have enough impressions from what you have already seen)) Have a nice rest and good luck! : )
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