Miracle Hotel Club Enjoy Beach 3*

Written: 18 june 2012
Travel time: 9 — 15 june 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 3.0
Choose another hotel, do not step here! All photos on the Internet are outdated. The hotel, the beach, the pool area are in a semi-dead state. And now more…
Miracle #1 – Hotel. We arrived at the hotel, outwardly he did not immediately impress us. The reception was on the street, upon check-in they asked us to be placed in the main building, to which we received a slight nod and our bags were taken to a bungalow on the outskirts of the territory. With the staff, they immediately began to check everything that was in the room for strength, showed the shower in the form of a single hose and asked where the normal shower was, we were told it was normal. Then it turned out that we were lucky with the presence of a shower cabin, because in some rooms it was absent and an incomprehensible hook stuck out of the wall instead of a shower, from which water splashed in all directions, There was a power outlet and hair dryer nearby. So with the number we are still lucky compared to others. The Turkish man did not want to give us the keys right away and behaved rather suspiciously, opened the balcony for plowing and called us from the room to show the territory. Surprised, we ourselves closed the balcony and followed him out of the room. From time to time, he asked us strange format questions about whether we have a laptop, in short, we called him “dangerous type”.
Miracle #2 - Nutrition. We got straight to dinner and, without unpacking our bags, went to the “restaurant”, on the street the tables were like in summer camps - wooden with benches, standing on the grass, on which it was rather unfun to walk on heels. There are few tables inside restaurants. The buffet consisted of one round table with trays already empty. So if you are 10-15 minutes late for breakfast / lunch / dinner, only vegetables and bread will remain. The range of food was very meager - vegetables, soy meat, pasta and potatoes that disappeared in flight. We fried fish twice, once chicken nagens, the rest of the time soy patties taste terrible. There were very few fruits - apples, oranges, watermelon on holidays. There were no sweets at all. From drinks beer, vodka, colla, yuppies. There was no such luxury as whiskey. And all the time there was a problem with glass glasses, which were washed by hand by bartenders and which were always in short supply. The hotel apparently does not know about such a concept as disposable glasses.

Miracle #3 - Entertainment. There were no evening programs on site, only a mini disco for the kids. Those who wanted to have fun went with animators in Side and Alanya to clubs for symbolic money, in the clubs the animators followed everyone, there were no problems from the annoying Turks thanks to them.
Miracle #4 - The Sea. There is no entrance to the sea, a rocky bottom and in one place a ladder descending to nowhere. Therefore, we went ourselves looking for beaches with sand and a good entrance. 15 minutes walk and you are on the sand. Near the hotel there is a swimming pool with one slide, around dirty sunbeds without mattresses. The pool was cleaned at most once every three days, so it was not very pleasant to swim there either.
The rooms are not cleaned. Only in the event that you yourself grab the cleaning lady and ask them to clean up, no initiative came from them without asking.
Of course, we understood that not everything would be so smooth in the three-ruble note, but we did not think that it would be to such an extent. The contingent of the hotel is mainly elderly couples and couples with small children. We were lucky, on our arrival there were two groups of young people with whom we entertained ourselves and created a positive atmosphere. So, here's some advice for you - it's better to overpay a little for a 4-5 * hotel than to spend your nerves and money on booze, sweets, meat and fruits in this "Wonder Hotel"!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original