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Food:
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This is just AWESOME!!!
Was in Thailand, Egypt, Belgium, Sochi. Makhachkala... I can only compare THIS with a student camp in Gelendzhik, and even then it was more decent...
I, as an engineer by education, was simply stunned by the level of this hotel (I would say another word)...
1.3 (!!! ) times I sat with the child for several minutes with the elevator.
2. "air conditioner" (this is a miracle at least 10 years ago, I already felt sorry for him, the heat exchanger was just overgrown, the drainage was clogged, the outdoor unit was completely painted) flowed down to the child on the bed, the "specialist" came, the second time I realized that the drainage was clogged (had to show), cleaned and thank God. By the way, for the "specialist" to come, I had to wait and swear at the reception for more than half an hour and take him by the hand to the room.
3. The next item: draining the water in the shower... The water left for 10-15 minutes. A “specialist” came, took out a water seal (oh, I didn’t see such an overgrown and stinking water seal even in removable Khrushchev houses in my youth), threw it into a bucket, said ok and left... I had to clean this shit myself and put it in place, because it’s better not to leaving water than sewer stink.
4. The door to the balcony does not close at all. I caught the "specialist" in the corridor by accident (calls to the reception did not cause any reaction), brought him by the hand, showed. He conjured for 40 minutes, which turned out, see the photo, in the end, only I could close it with full effort, and then every other time.
5. "Restaurant". Oh, well, this is generally a class... A canteen with dirty and chipped dishes (very often), dirty tablecloths in greasy stains... Air conditioners NEVER turn on. The hoods do not work anywhere above the food preparation areas, respectively, all the smoke from the barbecues and stoves goes directly to this "restaurant" and further through the hotel. The dishes are cleaned, sorted right next to you, often there are simply no forks / spoons, etc.
6. Taking into account the complete lack of security in the rooms (you can enter any room through the balcony, there are no cameras anywhere except the staircase hall and the hotel reception), the safe will cost you only $ 3 per day. 5 stars to fuck. . .
7. At sea, smart guys from this hotel brought cobblestones, well, really cobblestones. Even in special shoes it is problematic and extremely unpleasant and sometimes it just hurts to enter IT. In the evening, a lot of garbage floats on the beach, just a disgrace!! ! Sun loungers are already occupied at 7 am, there are not enough of them for such a number of vacationers, they cost "butt to butt", well, why not Gelendzhik?
Yes, what can I say if this mega hotel did not bother to make the evening illumination of the ramp on the sea, when everything around shines beautifully. . .
8. Once, the redneck waiter Hassan from the pool bar just yelled at my 3-year-old child for going to the bushes to pee (this Hassan smoked in these bushes), brought him to tears, the complaint about this cattle did not give nothing. I understand that it is necessary to write in the toilet, BUT !! ! when slop is poured into these bushes from glasses, bulls are thrown and spit, no one makes any comments, and you have to yell at a pissing 3-year-old boy.
9. At 14-30, when almost all the children are sleeping, these smart people turn on huge speakers and yell at the whole neighborhood, like animation... They don't care about complaints.
10. Rooms are not cleaned every day, and for some reason, always when the child is sleeping, even the do not disturb signs do not help - he will break in and ask to clean or not... At the same time, toilet paper is added every other time.
Was in Thailand, Egypt, Belgium, Sochi. Makhachkala... I can only compare THIS with a student camp in Gelendzhik, and even then it was more decent...
I, as an engineer by education, was simply stunned by the level of this hotel (I would say another word)...
1.3 (!!! ) times I sat with the child for several minutes with the elevator.
2. "air conditioner" (this is a miracle at least 10 years ago, I already felt sorry for him, the heat exchanger was just overgrown, the drainage was clogged, the outdoor unit was completely painted) flowed down to the child on the bed, the "specialist" came, the second time I realized that the drainage was clogged (had to show), cleaned and thank God. By the way, for the "specialist" to come, I had to wait and swear at the reception for more than half an hour and take him by the hand to the room.
3. The next item: draining the water in the shower... The water left for 10-15 minutes. A “specialist” came, took out a water seal (oh, I didn’t see such an overgrown and stinking water seal even in removable Khrushchev houses in my youth), threw it into a bucket, said ok and left... I had to clean this shit myself and put it in place, because it’s better not to leaving water than sewer stink.
4. The door to the balcony does not close at all. I caught the "specialist" in the corridor by accident (calls to the reception did not cause any reaction), brought him by the hand, showed. He conjured for 40 minutes, which turned out, see the photo, in the end, only I could close it with full effort, and then every other time.
5. "Restaurant". Oh, well, this is generally a class... A canteen with dirty and chipped dishes (very often), dirty tablecloths in greasy stains... Air conditioners NEVER turn on. The hoods do not work anywhere above the food preparation areas, respectively, all the smoke from the barbecues and stoves goes directly to this "restaurant" and further through the hotel. The dishes are cleaned, sorted right next to you, often there are simply no forks / spoons, etc.
6. Taking into account the complete lack of security in the rooms (you can enter any room through the balcony, there are no cameras anywhere except the staircase hall and the hotel reception), the safe will cost you only $ 3 per day. 5 stars to fuck. . .
7. At sea, smart guys from this hotel brought cobblestones, well, really cobblestones. Even in special shoes it is problematic and extremely unpleasant and sometimes it just hurts to enter IT. In the evening, a lot of garbage floats on the beach, just a disgrace!! ! Sun loungers are already occupied at 7 am, there are not enough of them for such a number of vacationers, they cost "butt to butt", well, why not Gelendzhik?
Yes, what can I say if this mega hotel did not bother to make the evening illumination of the ramp on the sea, when everything around shines beautifully. . .
8. Once, the redneck waiter Hassan from the pool bar just yelled at my 3-year-old child for going to the bushes to pee (this Hassan smoked in these bushes), brought him to tears, the complaint about this cattle did not give nothing. I understand that it is necessary to write in the toilet, BUT !! ! when slop is poured into these bushes from glasses, bulls are thrown and spit, no one makes any comments, and you have to yell at a pissing 3-year-old boy.
9. At 14-30, when almost all the children are sleeping, these smart people turn on huge speakers and yell at the whole neighborhood, like animation... They don't care about complaints.
10. Rooms are not cleaned every day, and for some reason, always when the child is sleeping, even the do not disturb signs do not help - he will break in and ask to clean or not... At the same time, toilet paper is added every other time.
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