блеск и убожество brilliance and ugliness

It was not easy that I was brought to this hotel by TEZYACHIE Express 5 on UALL. I'd better keep silent about this action, m. b. I'm just unlucky, b. I was guilty before the TOUR-DEITY and punished me by this hotel for my craving for good service with this example of the highest hotel stardom on over-feeding and drinking alcohol around the clock. . . Let's start. . . I am not a fan of Alanya, but by its standards, the hotel is decent, small, though, but it is extremely convenient to search for children. The rooms are average, everything works, everything is available, everything is worthy. At the time of my vacation, not everything was working yet, the disco in the dungeon was just being completed, the themed restaurants were still under conservation, but all this will be launched by the season. No doubt. Representative of TEZ uv. Semyon / name adapted to Russian ears pleasantly struck me with correctness and some kind of Eastern tourist wisdom, because in the first hours of my stay at the hotel I was, to put it mildly, amazed at the complete discrepancy between the expected level of 5 on ULTRA and reality, but the guide promised a correction of views and she happened. . . The guide Semyon has seen a lot in his lifetime. . . The team at the hotel is great. Special thanks to the security service for the incredibly tactful attitude towards our fighters with the green snake. About the kitchen. . . Not steep, but everything is decent, everything is tasty, everything is edible. One thing, however, was very annoying - the dominance of COLA and pseudo-yupi. In Turkey, I always enjoyed ayran, but here it is not. And what to drink when thirsty? COLA? One thing that saved me was mineral water in any bar. Special thanks to the manufacturer in 2 bagel restaurants - well, it’s just a miracle! I’d better keep silent for the animators - one game and boccia on the beach and an evening constructor with bars? and throw 12 animators on this task! ? maritime and beach affairs. . . With all the pluses of the hotel, there is a complete ass with a safe entrance to the sea. And to remove the sea from vacation is to lose 50 percent. joy! and how to deal with a slippery granite slab at the entrance, even in a light storm of 2 points? So, saving my arms and legs from a fracture, I had to sit. 4 days stupidly on the beach. Entrance from the pier is impossible due to its brokenness, and you can also go to the wild beach only in calm. And there is one more joy in this hotel - free courses of urine therapy! Every lunch, a sewer was squeezed out of a nearby pipe into the sea and all the charm of good food covered the Mediterranean with a golden layer, and the bodies of our ladies with cute red spots, reminding everyone of the inevitability of a skin care clinic. And how after that to drag from this hotel? None of the hotel's virtues will crush this puncture. . . t. h. can not recommend this hotel. I feel sorry for the hotel, but with such a flaw to continue to lure tourists with booze and snacks, and then rinse them in g-gene mass? I vote against it ! !