Отпуск превратившийся в пытку Vacation turned into torture

We stayed at the hotel in September 2017. With a friend. The goal was to rest. Sea Sun. . and sleep. The hotel was chosen for the description "quiet family hotel". 1. Sea. The beach is big. With sun loungers and umbrellas. Towels are not provided (we were ready for this). At the entrance to the sea - stone slabs, washed with water. You can get into the sea by jumping over a ridge with a receding wave - the depth immediately behind it is about 1.7-1.8 m. It is very problematic to go ashore through this ridge - if the wave is high, it will throw you over it, but hit the plate on the shore. Swimming is very difficult. 2. Nutrition. Fresh greens, vegetables, watermelon, apples, plums. Chicken. One day - mackerel. All other dishes with an application for meat are soy. At what in the most disgusting quality. Sausages - soy sausage, it is not possible to eat. But in principle, the chicken saves in all forms. Have never been hungry. As for alcohol - who likes what. We didn't want to get drunk. The beer is weak but not diluted. Semi-dry wine, by the way, very good. I didn’t like the cocktails - they are based on strong alcohol, but it has always been not very good with it in Turkey - the quality of strong alcohol is very poor in these countries. Sanitary conditions - not pleased. Plates in smudges. Cups are often not washed in principle. But our people are not spoiled - they learned from the "titanium" to rinse the dishes very quickly. Tablecloths not only do not change - they do not even shake them off. Only frank garbage is removed and that's it. 3. Numbers. Everything is old but fully functional. In the room of equipment: refrigerator, air conditioning (directed exactly on the bed), hair dryer, TV. Please note - everything turns off when you leave - the key closes the email. net. In order to save money, everything is correct, but you risk finding a refrigerator on your return with a puddle of water at the bottom. It also does not work without electricity. . . At the entrance to the hotel gave memo - cleaning every day, change of linen and towels - 2 times a week. In fact, they took us out twice. The linen was changed once - on the sixth day, after we caught the aunt - and clearly indicated our number - by demonstrating a key with numbers. And they left money. Logically - on this day - everything was on top. In general, the staff is quite friendly and unobtrusive. 4. Animation. This is where our views on the rest did not agree. . . In the morning we were at the sea - our ears rested - at the pool - in fact, this is the middle of the hotel at 10-11 am, the music was turned on at full volume. Let me explain. The speakers are located so that in the rooms with the closed door to the balcony you can quite comfortably hear the entire repertoire of the animators. From the pool. Everything. Verbatim, including lyrics. In this case, the number itself goes to the other side.... If you walk past the pool during the day, you risk being shell-shocked. And with this accompaniment you have to dine.... True, sometimes we were lucky and at the time of dinner the music was cut down. . . Further. 20.00. Children's cartoons. On the street - in front of the entrance to the hotel lobby - there is a screen and speakers on the side. From the side of the rooms. It is logical that all the content of the 1.5 hour cartoon takes place in your room. Unless the image is broadcast. You can save yourself from this by walking around the area. Around 21.30 the children's disco starts. 3-5 repetitive songs like Aram-zam-zam and Hends Up have become hated for us for life. After the children's disco you will be entertained by the Animation program for adults. The choice is small - Mister Hotel, Para Hotel, Karaoke and just "adult disco". There. Upon entering the hotel. Not only is the music of very dubious quality and content yelling so that the bed in the room shakes from the bass, so that God forbid you do not fall asleep - from time to time someone Yusuf yells with an inhuman squeal - it is logical that it is into a microphone. Being THERE is possible only in a state of alcoholic intoxication, which must be reached from 10 am and strong alcohol. We have never been able to plunge into this magical state.... This happiness lasts - on average up to 24.00 - 0.30. By this moment you are going wild. After such a long-awaited onset of silence, you leave for half an hour and fall asleep happily. . . until 5.00 - 5.30. At this moment, exactly under the windows, a COCK starts to yell - the second half of the hotel is under repair and, sorry, chickens live there.... She attributed the rooster to animation very purposefully - this is also local entertainment. An attempt to throw something at him from the balcony - obviously not the first - a very windy and, by the way, very beautiful creature - very deftly skhering through the bushes - probably got used to it. Bottom line: for the first time as a souvenir from the holidays brought earplugs. They save, but the ears hurt. . . By the way, they are available at the local pharmacy. I got good bronchitis from the air conditioner (on the second day) - be careful, the way to close the balcony door and turn on the air conditioner does not reduce the sound, but clearly guarantees a cold. Surprisingly, neither disinteria nor fractures worked, but. . . the greatest happiness of the vacation was the plane back - there they GAVE SLEEP. In general, something like this, in addition to this, I would like to note separately the GUIDE Vadim (TezTUR). We saw him twice, the first time he tried to say something about excursions, he got confused, blown away and ran away. He told me not to call - very busy. However, he did not leave his number. . The second time - on the day of departure (RELEASE! ) - he was sitting in the hotel lobby and, consulting with one of his friends on the phone, composed a tearful letter asking for his dismissal within three hours (do not torment the person - expel him - it’s useless No). In general - if your goal is to go into a binge to the point of unconsciousness, then this hotel is for you.