Fully corresponds to everything written, so I copied it, but in addition to all of the above, I warn you, if you want to get into the bumzhatik tiposalata, it’s better not to take me and not only me vomited a couple of times from them
I’ll make a reservation right away, I’m a sociable person, not for the first time in Turkey, before that I was in a 4-star hotel - not super, but it doesn’t even come close to being compared with this “Grand Churkay”. Both now and then I traveled alone, now on a “hot” ticket, last time the circumstances were like that, but the conditions for evaluation are the same.
What is written in the directory of the operator "Pegasus" I quote: "the hotel is located 50m from the sea and has its own underground passage" - full of pi . . eat !! ! When they brought me to the hotel, estimating the distance to the sea, I thought “they dug a tunnel for themselves . . ” Yes, it’s funny . . The distance is 300-400 meters and cross the city then across the road, there is not even a hint of an underpass. When I got off the bus, I thought, they brought me to the local market shop,
because the tiny nondescript entrance is located just behind the store of all sorts of junk. The elevator they had at that time was junk and refused to carry guests to the top. I'm going up the stairs. I go into the room... Shock . . ! ! A room in a communal apartment with furniture that I have in my country house (which they just regretted throwing out) in some places with sawn holes, it is not clear for what purposes. Pillows are the pinnacle of comfort! If you do not drink at least 0.5 vodaria, an "excellent" night's rest is guaranteed. It seems that some kind of crumpled garbage was stuffed into the bags, which is collected in one direction or the other and feels like used diapers, and the size... for children will be even larger. And there is also a nice bonus, and it doesn’t matter if your balcony is open or not walled up. After 150 meters, her mother is a mosque.
And 5 times a day (the first time at 5 am) shahid howls are cut into the entire area (similar to the bleating of a herd of goats under Indian plywood) and not a frail volume, a disco from such a distance would not be heard. They have strained towers with horns there. And every time it lasts about 20 minutes. I came across a brochure about the hotel at the reception, I quote: “The view from the rooms to the sea, the mountains and the pool”, yes... of course, “almost” in real life a view of the 7x5m pool around which the bodies are entangled cellulite pasterns with whimpering children, but more often this place is dead. Behind the pool, there are garbage containers and a wasteland, a little to the right is a kind of country plantation with roosters that scream every morning, not stopping as if they were not cut. This is the majority of the rooms. And a variant of the view on the road between residential buildings. And in order to see the sea, you need to build a periscope or a system of mirrors. In the room, a TV set with a diagonal of 14 "and a kind of kolobok of an incomprehensible company,
showing 3 channels: 1st Russian, then some kind of musical and churka-musical, in general, you don’t know which one to turn on (earlier in hotels and inns, in principle, I didn’t check whether the telly was working) well, it’s such a fun... There is a conder, it works. The balcony, on which, in the most prominent place, a bone from a peach was suspiciously lying, and the cleaning lady, who visited my room every 3-4 days, diligently did not notice her. And also she did not notice the ended toilet paper, soap. Shampoo is not included at all. Separately, my plane to Turkey was delayed for half a day, and upon arrival I wildly wanted to take a shower, but there was not a single towel in the room! I went to the reception 5 times, asking to bring. In response, he taught “wai-wai, schA 5 min . . ” dick! And only the next day after the 6th reminder with grief in half brought in the evening. The bathroom, to be honest, did not know where to place its shower accessories, I had to place it on the toilet bowl, because.
except for the shelf under the mirror and the sink, there was not a damn thing else. There was no bath, there was a shower with a trough built into the floor. He had a problem with switching to the actual shower, he was afraid to tear off the switch. And with hot water, when it was, when not, I never comprehended this pattern.
Territory of the hotel: 4 floors of rooms, at the very top of the "restaurant" type about it later.
On the ground floor: the notorious swimming pool, a bar, 4 tables with chairs, a TV set with their native music. There is nothing on the beach except sun loungers and umbrellas, its territory is 20 meters from the road to the sea, there is no sand, pebbles . . That's all, this is the whole “huge” assortment of mega entertainments in GrandchUrkayski.
And so the "restaurant":
Arriving from the airport to the hotel in the evening (dinner had already ended), I went up to eat (I was politely promised to feed at the reception). They gave me one modest plate of cold food. There were 3 poured glasses of beer, grabbing one I understand that it has been standing for 2 hours already, it looks like warm,
I'm guessing urine. When asked to pour a fresh cold beer, the bartender replied: “FiiiiNiiiShttt... ” I then heard this word often and everywhere . .
And so the first "full" day at the hotel, I'm in a hurry for breakfast. I was dumbfounded by the choice, soy sausage, in two cups, the taste is the same, but in a different shape! Brynza, processed cheese, cuts like sausage, chopped tomatoes, cucumbers, some kind of greens, eggs (there are not always, I saw 5 times in 10 days) and bread! All. . : )
Dinner. Traditionally, soup broth or slurry (depending on the mood of the cook, who was in Turkey knows, but there is only one choice), hot (chicken, soy cakes, chicken pieces or some kind of nonsense, I don’t understand) this is NOT a choice at a time , I listed what I saw in 10 days. Garnish: Pasta, noodles, rice, multi-colored rice, some kind of cereal. Further, the choice of plates 7-10 with all sorts of chopped or pickled vegetables. There are salads, but rarely, I took what looked like Olivier, having tried.....
for two days this taste of naskoina in mayonnaise sauce stood in my mouth. From the dessert, watermelon (it doesn’t always happen, but more often there is).
Dinner. Same as lunch.
Now about the inhabitants of the hotel. 8-12 aunts were seen in the form of overweight caterpillars, 4-6 just aunts over 40 years old, several men with children attached to them, 1 guy my age, who also dreamed of getting out of such a “wonderful” hotel as soon as possible (and fortunately he dumped faster than me), 3 absolutely brainless youngsters (who were the first time somewhere without a mother and completely rejoiced that they were poured beer without permission), 5-6 grandmothers and at the end of the block in the amount of 3-4 families with a lot of aunts' children in a veil (exactly like tsigani). You have already imagined how insanely fun it will be to spend time in such a company...
About the hotel staff: Only one gray-haired man at the reception speaks Russian, the rest understand current gestures and Anglo-Churkistan. The bartender is a total jerk!
On the first day, he pours normally, then if he is not given a babalo (this is an all-inclusive note), it turned out from communication with other inhabitants. In general, he pours white wine into the place, wine with vodka, red wine with “yuppie” concentrate (it’s so sugary, you can’t drink it) everything is body (I’m a former bartender I understand alcohol), gin was once, but was diluted by 2 / 3 with water, returned it to the bartender. There is no torn Cancer of them either. For all the claims, he makes surprised balls and “wai-wai, I don’t understand... like. ” I liked only the pretty waitress, who apparently also liked me and she was polite and helpful.
Previously, when I did not take a steam bath on such a vacation, but this time I just counted the hours until departure.
In short, if you want to spoil your vacation, go to the shitty hotel Grand Churkay…
I’ll make a reservation right away, I’m a sociable person, not for the first time in Turkey, before that I was in a 4-star hotel - not super, but it doesn’t even come close to being compared with this “Grand Churkay”. Both now and then I traveled alone, now on a “hot” ticket, last time the circumstances were like that, but the conditions for evaluation are the same.
What is written in the directory of the operator "Pegasus" I quote: "the hotel is located 50m from the sea and has its own underground passage" - full of pi . . eat !! ! When they brought me to the hotel, estimating the distance to the sea, I thought “they dug a tunnel for themselves . . ” Yes, it’s funny . . The distance is 300-400 meters and cross the city then across the road, there is not even a hint of an underpass. When I got off the bus, I thought, they brought me to the local market shop,
because the tiny nondescript entrance is located just behind the store of all sorts of junk. The elevator they had at that time was junk and refused to carry guests to the top. I'm going up the stairs. I go into the room... Shock . . ! ! A room in a communal apartment with furniture that I have in my country house (which they just regretted throwing out) in some places with sawn holes, it is not clear for what purposes. Pillows are the pinnacle of comfort! If you do not drink at least 0.5 vodaria, an "excellent" night's rest is guaranteed. It seems that some kind of crumpled garbage was stuffed into the bags, which is collected in one direction or the other and feels like used diapers, and the size... for children will be even larger. And there is also a nice bonus, and it doesn’t matter if your balcony is open or not walled up. After 150 meters, her mother is a mosque.
And 5 times a day (the first time at 5 am) shahid howls are cut into the entire area (similar to the bleating of a herd of goats under Indian plywood) and not a frail volume, a disco from such a distance would not be heard. They have strained towers with horns there. And every time it lasts about 20 minutes. I came across a brochure about the hotel at the reception, I quote: “The view from the rooms to the sea, the mountains and the pool”, yes... of course, “almost” in real life a view of the 7x5m pool around which the bodies are entangled cellulite pasterns with whimpering children, but more often this place is dead. Behind the pool, there are garbage containers and a wasteland, a little to the right is a kind of country plantation with roosters that scream every morning, not stopping as if they were not cut. This is the majority of the rooms. And a variant of the view on the road between residential buildings. And in order to see the sea, you need to build a periscope or a system of mirrors. In the room, a TV set with a diagonal of 14 "and a kind of kolobok of an incomprehensible company,
showing 3 channels: 1st Russian, then some kind of musical and churka-musical, in general, you don’t know which one to turn on (earlier in hotels and inns, in principle, I didn’t check whether the telly was working) well, it’s such a fun... There is a conder, it works. The balcony, on which, in the most prominent place, a bone from a peach was suspiciously lying, and the cleaning lady, who visited my room every 3-4 days, diligently did not notice her. And also she did not notice the ended toilet paper, soap. Shampoo is not included at all. Separately, my plane to Turkey was delayed for half a day, and upon arrival I wildly wanted to take a shower, but there was not a single towel in the room! I went to the reception 5 times, asking to bring. In response, he taught “wai-wai, schA 5 min . . ” dick! And only the next day after the 6th reminder with grief in half brought in the evening. The bathroom, to be honest, did not know where to place its shower accessories, I had to place it on the toilet bowl, because.
except for the shelf under the mirror and the sink, there was not a damn thing else. There was no bath, there was a shower with a trough built into the floor. He had a problem with switching to the actual shower, he was afraid to tear off the switch. And with hot water, when it was, when not, I never comprehended this pattern.
Territory of the hotel: 4 floors of rooms, at the very top of the "restaurant" type about it later.
On the ground floor: the notorious swimming pool, a bar, 4 tables with chairs, a TV set with their native music. There is nothing on the beach except sun loungers and umbrellas, its territory is 20 meters from the road to the sea, there is no sand, pebbles . . That's all, this is the whole “huge” assortment of mega entertainments in GrandchUrkayski.
And so the "restaurant":
Arriving from the airport to the hotel in the evening (dinner had already ended), I went up to eat (I was politely promised to feed at the reception). They gave me one modest plate of cold food. There were 3 poured glasses of beer, grabbing one I understand that it has been standing for 2 hours already, it looks like warm,
I'm guessing urine. When asked to pour a fresh cold beer, the bartender replied: “FiiiiNiiiShttt... ” I then heard this word often and everywhere . .
And so the first "full" day at the hotel, I'm in a hurry for breakfast. I was dumbfounded by the choice, soy sausage, in two cups, the taste is the same, but in a different shape! Brynza, processed cheese, cuts like sausage, chopped tomatoes, cucumbers, some kind of greens, eggs (there are not always, I saw 5 times in 10 days) and bread! All. . : )
Dinner. Traditionally, soup broth or slurry (depending on the mood of the cook, who was in Turkey knows, but there is only one choice), hot (chicken, soy cakes, chicken pieces or some kind of nonsense, I don’t understand) this is NOT a choice at a time , I listed what I saw in 10 days. Garnish: Pasta, noodles, rice, multi-colored rice, some kind of cereal. Further, the choice of plates 7-10 with all sorts of chopped or pickled vegetables. There are salads, but rarely, I took what looked like Olivier, having tried.....
for two days this taste of naskoina in mayonnaise sauce stood in my mouth. From the dessert, watermelon (it doesn’t always happen, but more often there is).
Dinner. Same as lunch.
Now about the inhabitants of the hotel. 8-12 aunts were seen in the form of overweight caterpillars, 4-6 just aunts over 40 years old, several men with children attached to them, 1 guy my age, who also dreamed of getting out of such a “wonderful” hotel as soon as possible (and fortunately he dumped faster than me), 3 absolutely brainless youngsters (who were the first time somewhere without a mother and completely rejoiced that they were poured beer without permission), 5-6 grandmothers and at the end of the block in the amount of 3-4 families with a lot of aunts' children in a veil (exactly like tsigani). You have already imagined how insanely fun it will be to spend time in such a company...
About the hotel staff: Only one gray-haired man at the reception speaks Russian, the rest understand current gestures and Anglo-Churkistan. The bartender is a total jerk!
On the first day, he pours normally, then if he is not given a babalo (this is an all-inclusive note), it turned out from communication with other inhabitants. In general, he pours white wine into the place, wine with vodka, red wine with “yuppie” concentrate (it’s so sugary, you can’t drink it) everything is body (I’m a former bartender I understand alcohol), gin was once, but was diluted by 2 / 3 with water, returned it to the bartender. There is no torn Cancer of them either. For all the claims, he makes surprised balls and “wai-wai, I don’t understand... like. ” I liked only the pretty waitress, who apparently also liked me and she was polite and helpful.
Previously, when I did not take a steam bath on such a vacation, but this time I just counted the hours until departure.
In short, if you want to spoil your vacation, go to the shitty hotel Grand Churkay…
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