1. Initially, they gave the WORST room with a view of the road and the construction site (where some kind of equipment was working at the same time). While there are vacant rooms. I had to explain at the reception that this "option" would not suit us. Having drastically reduced the number of Russian words in his vocabulary and having made 5 entries and exits to the office (although the computer with the database of numbers was right there), the sly-eyed Turk finally deigned to interrupt us with another free number. I got it two floors above and overlooking the wall and courtyard of the neighboring hotel. But still not the road and construction. So we went through this part of the Marleson ballet in the Turkish version from HEDEF RESORT...
2. Corridors are practically not illuminated - automatic switches should work when people appear. But this "miracle of technology" was observed only in some places of the long corridor. Opposite our door, the “automation” turned out to be dead... So we “learn along the way” to look out for our number (approximately estimate the distance to the end of the corridor, which is somehow lit from the stairs) and understand that “somewhere here”... Well and open - "to the touch, dear comrades. "
3. In the room: a safe on bail (this is excluded in a normal Ultra).
4. Beach towels on bail, at 12.00 there are no towels. As the saying goes, “who didn’t have time is the one... You know yourself
5. The food is terrible: what was for lunch is put up for the second round for dinner, no variety. Barbecues require special registration. But this is far from a guarantee to try a piece of fried meat. The queue is crazy - moreover, the barbecue for visitors is scheduled for 19.30 and the chefs only start preparing it at this time. After standing for 20 minutes and moving forward no more than a third of the queue (20minx3 = 1 hour), sorting through a mountain of dirty dishes in search of a clean plate, we realized that such a barbecue would no longer please us. Finally, we went to a restaurant and had dinner there.
6. Crockery: mostly dirty, not washed: in line for a barbecue, the audience "had fun" by sorting through a stack of dirty plastic (not to mention ceramic dishes) plates in search of clean ones.
7. Animation: we learned about its existence from a girl at the same barbecue, she noted who came from the list. During the whole day of stay at the hotel, no animation movements were noticed. At 22.00 they promised a show program, the start was delayed for 10 minutes, but oh well! Show - a guy came out, introduced himself, and began to babble mostly in Turkish, although 99.9% of the guests of this hotel are Russians. The so-called show is boring, protracted, trying to ride on the talents of vacationers, BUT!! ! The level of the hotel implies, respectively, the level of vacationers, who have one joy, so that the drinks in the bars do not end!
8. Tablecloths where they are, in the dining room, (it doesn’t pull on a restaurant) IN THE MORNING with traces of yesterday (or maybe the day before yesterday? ) Dinner.
9. The territory is running, there are dry palm trees....the sight is not at all joyful!
10. The beach is not well maintained, in algae and debris, entry into the water is not equipped.
11. When you read all the negative reviews about various hotels, now only one name HEDEF RESORT is spinning in your head.
12. When you try to solve one of the many problems by contacting the reception, the staff at first somehow speaks to you in broken Russian. As they deepen into the “discussion”, the number of Russian words they suddenly drop sharply to zero. Then they switch to the same bad English. If the client does not let up, the native Turkish is used. And they communicate more and more with each other. Apparently this is their proven win-win option - how many of you speak Turkish?
And that is not all. . .
Do you want to come here?
2. Corridors are practically not illuminated - automatic switches should work when people appear. But this "miracle of technology" was observed only in some places of the long corridor. Opposite our door, the “automation” turned out to be dead... So we “learn along the way” to look out for our number (approximately estimate the distance to the end of the corridor, which is somehow lit from the stairs) and understand that “somewhere here”... Well and open - "to the touch, dear comrades. "
3. In the room: a safe on bail (this is excluded in a normal Ultra).
4. Beach towels on bail, at 12.00 there are no towels. As the saying goes, “who didn’t have time is the one... You know yourself
5. The food is terrible: what was for lunch is put up for the second round for dinner, no variety. Barbecues require special registration. But this is far from a guarantee to try a piece of fried meat. The queue is crazy - moreover, the barbecue for visitors is scheduled for 19.30 and the chefs only start preparing it at this time. After standing for 20 minutes and moving forward no more than a third of the queue (20minx3 = 1 hour), sorting through a mountain of dirty dishes in search of a clean plate, we realized that such a barbecue would no longer please us. Finally, we went to a restaurant and had dinner there.
6. Crockery: mostly dirty, not washed: in line for a barbecue, the audience "had fun" by sorting through a stack of dirty plastic (not to mention ceramic dishes) plates in search of clean ones.
7. Animation: we learned about its existence from a girl at the same barbecue, she noted who came from the list. During the whole day of stay at the hotel, no animation movements were noticed. At 22.00 they promised a show program, the start was delayed for 10 minutes, but oh well! Show - a guy came out, introduced himself, and began to babble mostly in Turkish, although 99.9% of the guests of this hotel are Russians. The so-called show is boring, protracted, trying to ride on the talents of vacationers, BUT!! ! The level of the hotel implies, respectively, the level of vacationers, who have one joy, so that the drinks in the bars do not end!
8. Tablecloths where they are, in the dining room, (it doesn’t pull on a restaurant) IN THE MORNING with traces of yesterday (or maybe the day before yesterday? ) Dinner.
9. The territory is running, there are dry palm trees....the sight is not at all joyful!
10. The beach is not well maintained, in algae and debris, entry into the water is not equipped.
11. When you read all the negative reviews about various hotels, now only one name HEDEF RESORT is spinning in your head.
12. When you try to solve one of the many problems by contacting the reception, the staff at first somehow speaks to you in broken Russian. As they deepen into the “discussion”, the number of Russian words they suddenly drop sharply to zero. Then they switch to the same bad English. If the client does not let up, the native Turkish is used. And they communicate more and more with each other. Apparently this is their proven win-win option - how many of you speak Turkish?
And that is not all. . .
Do you want to come here?
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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