Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
6.0
Service:
1.0
Cleanliness:
6.0
Food:
1.0
Amenities:
6.0
I read the reviews below and it seems that those who give good and even excellent ratings to the hotel:
a) or, as they say, "didn't eat anything sweeter than a carrot"
b) either write a review specifically for this "carrot"
For those who want to have an objective idea about the hotel in one word, I will say this: the hotel is the DNISHCHENSKOE BOTTOM.
Now more expanded.
So:
Rested 10-17/11/2018
Check-in - everything is as usual, without unnecessary red tape. This is a plus.
We go into the room (6002) - a surprise: a two-room suite, a quadruple for the two of us. Great for my wife, because I snore terribly)))) This is also a plus and This is the first impression, then the eye involuntarily began to cling to the nuances ...I'm not a very fastidious person, but there are so many of these "nuances" in the room and the hotel that we left with only one thought "it's finally over"
What are the "nuances" in the room:
It looks like it has been recently updated. but...
By the middle of the rest, there was a strong impression that it was not the builders who were updating, but inexperienced children "leave me alone" (this is a tolerant and censorship option):
the relief pattern on the ceiling resembles, rather, unfinished plaster
there are wires sticking out in the middle of the ceiling in both rooms (probably there should have been smoke detectors)
the walls are freshly painted. Great! but....but painted along with switches, trims, sconce fittings, towel/paper holders. so what if the latter are chrome-plated - but the paint on chrome lays down well)))))))
in the refrigerator ice thickness of 5 centimeters (without exaggeration). Do I need to say that he froze, to put it mildly, so-so.
About cleaning. I will say this - my wife and I are not supporters of strangers in our space, so we always post a sign so that they do not clean up. We clean it every three days. More frequent cleaning is not required.
But our friends are faced with the fact that, for example, slippers will stand in the middle of the aisle and they will not be removed / moved to wipe the floor in this place, but simply “circled” around with a rag. This is the first time we have encountered such a method of cleaning ..... and it does not depend on tips ....
Now about the food….
Guys, this is p---ec ...ALL 8 days for lunch and dinner were the SAME DISHES! It really was torture with fried mackerel and sauté ed turkey. I repeat - EVERY DAY! What else happened? What about chicken legs? Not - not even a leg, but the very shins! Me and my companions don't eat it at all. BUT! more cutlets "made of rubber"
From edible: vegetables, pickled peppers and, of course, olives.
Do you think breakfast is better? …. Well, basically, breakfast is hard to mess up. There were sausages made of paper (well, they are generally like that in all hotels), eggs in the form of an omelet and, if asked, in the form of fried eggs, boiled eggs, and even announced two degrees of readiness.
But this is a bluff - they are the same)))) And there were also yogurts ....These are normal yogurts, but I decided to experiment and took yogurt with fruit ....The role of fruit in it was played by the peel of a tangerine ..... and its appearance strongly resembled a chewed one (but definitely not cut). I actually almost threw up
Complete all this splendor QUEUE! Line up for everything.
Now about BARRRRRRRRRRRR….
There are local rakia, vodka, (supposedly) gin and a brownish liquid called "whiskey". If anyone remembers the 90s and Fereynovsky canisters with "cognac" - this is it! Beer - I think one of the cheapest options, you can drink, but you don’t feel like drinking a lot. Wine will do. Especially since I always dilute with soda.
There was no ROM in the bar!!! ! Kick-Ass. Break off with rum-cola!
…. there were a couple of very dumb moments - from alcohol from the bar it became "to demolish the cuckoo. " And with a couple of plastic glasses of vodka-sprite or wine. It was very strange, because after 0.5-0.
7 dutifrish whiskey for two has never been so blown away. Really "in pieces". I personally watched my wife: two glasses of wine and the person does not understand. An acquaintance on another day was blown away from the same amount of vodka-sprite. There are bad assumptions ......for gin and tonic and beer, I did not notice anything like that.
And again QUEUES…….
The waiters in the canteen are also bartenders. As I understand it - from Central Asia and Kazakhstan. Tired to death, with unwashed hair, shaggy, dirty uniform……. . dear mother…… At any request, they begin to mutter something under their breath, snap back…… disgusting impression.
Fitness room ..... will do. Although the simulators are worn out very much.
Relax zone…. There is a sauna, hammam, Turkish bath, massage (extra charge)
And again the nuances: after the steam room, what do you want? That's right - dive into the pool ..... but it is NOT. Very uncomfortable. Further, in the hammam it is simply cold. You have to not sit / lie on the bench, but climb on it with your feet higher.
This is very strange, because the hammam, as I understand it, is a Turkish heritage and suddenly there are such miscalculations in the construction. Sauna is ok. 90C. But here, amateurs from compatriots appear just to fill the heating elements with water (you definitely can’t call them smart) and the sauna turns almost into a hammam with a temperature of 60C, but without steam))))) The Turks are definitely not to blame here.
From the jokes (also a nuance for understanding the level of the hotel) - the doors to the sauna and the hammam open in different directions: one inward, the second outward))))))))) it is difficult to understand the logic of the builders, especially if it does not exist (as it seems , and construction knowledge)
Again a nuance: there is no tea in the bathhouse……. And leaving the steam room, having cooled down only under the shower instead of the pool, you will have to go past the dining room, past the elevator, up the stairs to the floor above, through the entrance hall of the hotel to the tea bar…. . Gloom. You feel naked on stage.
A nuance from the past - free Wi-Fi in the hotel ONLY in the lobby and just disgusting quality.
On the territory and in the room only for a fee! Guys, you stalled somewhere for 7-8 years in the past.
Enough of the negativity - the hotel has a SUPER evening dis-co-te-ka!! ! Given that the entire hotel is Russians, everyone dances in one burst, singing along to Tsoi, the Beast and even Kirkorov. It's just a break!
The night disco is also wonderful, but the music there is exclusively club.
Sport…. Played great volleyball. There is ping-pong under the canteen - they also played very well. There are courts, but no one played.
We did not swim in the pool - the sea was a little cool, but swimming is quite normal. The sun is lit up.
Then the hotel representative said the phrase. What they say for the price and services ......But here's what I'll tell you, my friends: in August I flew to Turkey for the first time on vacation (true, true) and we rested as a family right there in Antalya, only in Kemer. It was high season. We gave for three people for 11 days - 8.000r.
The stay was great: the bar even had champagne and decent brandy! There is so much variety on the menu that I couldn't even try everything. There were even crayfish and tiger prawns! It was cool!
Now I paid 4.000 rubles for two, in the off-season, for 8 days ....What kind of cheapness is she talking about? Who hangs noodles?
What I would like to add ...I usually grumble for a day or two on vacation, but on the third day the workers let go and the rest begins to play with other colors and already those shortcomings that I noticed in the first days turn out to be not so shortcomings. This has always happened and the great merit of our travel agent Sveta is in this. This time we did not choose the hotel - friends invited us to join, which we did and gathered in two days. Moreover, Svetlana honestly warned us that we would not like it in THIS hotel, but 1) friends invited us 2) we hoped for our, as it seemed then, omnivorousness in terms of hotels.
In general, this is the first hotel in the last 7-8 years from which I wanted to leave faster. So it was with Seti Sharm (Sharm El Sheikh, Pegasus hotel. It sucks, like the company itself). So it was in Pattaya in Jomtien Holiday (in which. By the way. We also went with friends (not with these ; )) trusting their choice ))))))) But all this was a long time ago ...and here again (((
Summary:
I DO NOT RECOMMEND!! ! No sauce whatsoever! Never!
a) or, as they say, "didn't eat anything sweeter than a carrot"
b) either write a review specifically for this "carrot"
For those who want to have an objective idea about the hotel in one word, I will say this: the hotel is the DNISHCHENSKOE BOTTOM.
Now more expanded.
So:
Rested 10-17/11/2018
Check-in - everything is as usual, without unnecessary red tape. This is a plus.
We go into the room (6002) - a surprise: a two-room suite, a quadruple for the two of us. Great for my wife, because I snore terribly)))) This is also a plus and This is the first impression, then the eye involuntarily began to cling to the nuances ...I'm not a very fastidious person, but there are so many of these "nuances" in the room and the hotel that we left with only one thought "it's finally over"
What are the "nuances" in the room:
It looks like it has been recently updated. but...
By the middle of the rest, there was a strong impression that it was not the builders who were updating, but inexperienced children "leave me alone" (this is a tolerant and censorship option):
the relief pattern on the ceiling resembles, rather, unfinished plaster
there are wires sticking out in the middle of the ceiling in both rooms (probably there should have been smoke detectors)
the walls are freshly painted. Great! but....but painted along with switches, trims, sconce fittings, towel/paper holders. so what if the latter are chrome-plated - but the paint on chrome lays down well)))))))
in the refrigerator ice thickness of 5 centimeters (without exaggeration). Do I need to say that he froze, to put it mildly, so-so.
About cleaning. I will say this - my wife and I are not supporters of strangers in our space, so we always post a sign so that they do not clean up. We clean it every three days. More frequent cleaning is not required.
But our friends are faced with the fact that, for example, slippers will stand in the middle of the aisle and they will not be removed / moved to wipe the floor in this place, but simply “circled” around with a rag. This is the first time we have encountered such a method of cleaning ..... and it does not depend on tips ....
Now about the food….
Guys, this is p---ec ...ALL 8 days for lunch and dinner were the SAME DISHES! It really was torture with fried mackerel and sauté ed turkey. I repeat - EVERY DAY! What else happened? What about chicken legs? Not - not even a leg, but the very shins! Me and my companions don't eat it at all. BUT! more cutlets "made of rubber"
From edible: vegetables, pickled peppers and, of course, olives.
Do you think breakfast is better? …. Well, basically, breakfast is hard to mess up. There were sausages made of paper (well, they are generally like that in all hotels), eggs in the form of an omelet and, if asked, in the form of fried eggs, boiled eggs, and even announced two degrees of readiness.
But this is a bluff - they are the same)))) And there were also yogurts ....These are normal yogurts, but I decided to experiment and took yogurt with fruit ....The role of fruit in it was played by the peel of a tangerine ..... and its appearance strongly resembled a chewed one (but definitely not cut). I actually almost threw up
Complete all this splendor QUEUE! Line up for everything.
Now about BARRRRRRRRRRRR….
There are local rakia, vodka, (supposedly) gin and a brownish liquid called "whiskey". If anyone remembers the 90s and Fereynovsky canisters with "cognac" - this is it! Beer - I think one of the cheapest options, you can drink, but you don’t feel like drinking a lot. Wine will do. Especially since I always dilute with soda.
There was no ROM in the bar!!! ! Kick-Ass. Break off with rum-cola!
…. there were a couple of very dumb moments - from alcohol from the bar it became "to demolish the cuckoo. " And with a couple of plastic glasses of vodka-sprite or wine. It was very strange, because after 0.5-0.
7 dutifrish whiskey for two has never been so blown away. Really "in pieces". I personally watched my wife: two glasses of wine and the person does not understand. An acquaintance on another day was blown away from the same amount of vodka-sprite. There are bad assumptions ......for gin and tonic and beer, I did not notice anything like that.
And again QUEUES…….
The waiters in the canteen are also bartenders. As I understand it - from Central Asia and Kazakhstan. Tired to death, with unwashed hair, shaggy, dirty uniform……. . dear mother…… At any request, they begin to mutter something under their breath, snap back…… disgusting impression.
Fitness room ..... will do. Although the simulators are worn out very much.
Relax zone…. There is a sauna, hammam, Turkish bath, massage (extra charge)
And again the nuances: after the steam room, what do you want? That's right - dive into the pool ..... but it is NOT. Very uncomfortable. Further, in the hammam it is simply cold. You have to not sit / lie on the bench, but climb on it with your feet higher.
This is very strange, because the hammam, as I understand it, is a Turkish heritage and suddenly there are such miscalculations in the construction. Sauna is ok. 90C. But here, amateurs from compatriots appear just to fill the heating elements with water (you definitely can’t call them smart) and the sauna turns almost into a hammam with a temperature of 60C, but without steam))))) The Turks are definitely not to blame here.
From the jokes (also a nuance for understanding the level of the hotel) - the doors to the sauna and the hammam open in different directions: one inward, the second outward))))))))) it is difficult to understand the logic of the builders, especially if it does not exist (as it seems , and construction knowledge)
Again a nuance: there is no tea in the bathhouse……. And leaving the steam room, having cooled down only under the shower instead of the pool, you will have to go past the dining room, past the elevator, up the stairs to the floor above, through the entrance hall of the hotel to the tea bar…. . Gloom. You feel naked on stage.
A nuance from the past - free Wi-Fi in the hotel ONLY in the lobby and just disgusting quality.
On the territory and in the room only for a fee! Guys, you stalled somewhere for 7-8 years in the past.
Enough of the negativity - the hotel has a SUPER evening dis-co-te-ka!! ! Given that the entire hotel is Russians, everyone dances in one burst, singing along to Tsoi, the Beast and even Kirkorov. It's just a break!
The night disco is also wonderful, but the music there is exclusively club.
Sport…. Played great volleyball. There is ping-pong under the canteen - they also played very well. There are courts, but no one played.
We did not swim in the pool - the sea was a little cool, but swimming is quite normal. The sun is lit up.
Then the hotel representative said the phrase. What they say for the price and services ......But here's what I'll tell you, my friends: in August I flew to Turkey for the first time on vacation (true, true) and we rested as a family right there in Antalya, only in Kemer. It was high season. We gave for three people for 11 days - 8.000r.
The stay was great: the bar even had champagne and decent brandy! There is so much variety on the menu that I couldn't even try everything. There were even crayfish and tiger prawns! It was cool!
Now I paid 4.000 rubles for two, in the off-season, for 8 days ....What kind of cheapness is she talking about? Who hangs noodles?
What I would like to add ...I usually grumble for a day or two on vacation, but on the third day the workers let go and the rest begins to play with other colors and already those shortcomings that I noticed in the first days turn out to be not so shortcomings. This has always happened and the great merit of our travel agent Sveta is in this. This time we did not choose the hotel - friends invited us to join, which we did and gathered in two days. Moreover, Svetlana honestly warned us that we would not like it in THIS hotel, but 1) friends invited us 2) we hoped for our, as it seemed then, omnivorousness in terms of hotels.
In general, this is the first hotel in the last 7-8 years from which I wanted to leave faster. So it was with Seti Sharm (Sharm El Sheikh, Pegasus hotel. It sucks, like the company itself). So it was in Pattaya in Jomtien Holiday (in which. By the way. We also went with friends (not with these ; )) trusting their choice ))))))) But all this was a long time ago ...and here again (((
Summary:
I DO NOT RECOMMEND!! ! No sauce whatsoever! Never!
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