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Rested for 10 days. The first was hysteria and panic, the next 2 tried to calm down, the rest relaxed and had fun (as in the anecdote about rape))). The hotel is soooo small, there is no territory at all: on the right 5 meters of space - there is a tiny pool and in front of the hotel a small landing with cheap plastic tables and all. The hotel has 6 floors, on the sixth "restaurant", which is better to call the Savdep canteen. Our room was basically normal, everything worked, except for the doors to the balconies were not closed, when asked to either fix these, or give another room, we were told that such a door for everyone! ! ! ! ! Cleaned only in the room, bathroom and balcony, nailed only after the dollar. And we really liked the safe, such a beautiful, small safe for 2 dollars, to stand in the closet and no one thought that it should be somehow attached there ...
Anyone could go through the open door on the balcony and just take it out, had to go to the beach and excursions all the documents and money to carry, very convenient! It takes 5 minutes to go to the beach, but ...it is impossible to get into the water, the bottom is slippery stone slabs. We went to the beach from the "Class House Hotel", there the bottom is cleared, go 20-25 minutes. What I liked: the food is very tasty, lots of fruit. The staff is also very good.