Хуже не бывает!!! It doesn't get any worse!!!

My husband and I flew on vacation, it was on May 12 there was a terrible downpour. Upon arrival at the hotel, we were immediately asked to go to another hotel, citing the fact that they have all the rooms flooded from the rain, they say that there are 4 * and not far from them, in fact it is located in Konakli, this is a village there are no shops, a market , in general, a wasteland, though they gave us a good room, well, really, after the scandal, then they gave a two-story room, normal, but all the furniture from old boards was knocked together and painted white, in a hundred layers, generally tin. The next day we asked to be transferred to our hotel, arguing that this is a village, and there is almost the center of the city, we agreed with a Turk, his name is Mustafa Bey, he will do everything for money. We were brought to hermes, Mustafa agreed on a good room (for the money of course) well, the room is normal in principle. Pay attention to the fact that when cleaning the rooms, the cleaners open all the rooms and go to clean in one, in general, my nokia smartphone was stolen from our bedside table, but of course they didn’t return anything to us, then the other guys lost money, some dollars, and other lira. The food is terrible, my husband and I constantly left the table hungry, apples and oranges from the dessert, do not count on pastries and muffins. In the bar, none of the waiters know Russian, and English too, at the reception there is only a Russian girl Sasha (amorphous, always sleeping, it's useless to ask her for anything, since she doesn't know Turkish) and her husband "Kucheryashka" - (Turk crazy) like an administrator! He pretends that he doesn’t understand Russian, in fact, when he needs to, he chatters non-stop and also swears