Классно, но есть мелкие недостатки) Cool, but there are minor flaws)

Good afternoon, dear tourists!

TezTour again, Turkey again, but the hotel is different - this time May Garden Club Hotel! Rested from 17.05 to 25.05. Departed and arrived on schedule - no remarks. We found our bus without any problems, sat down and drove off. Yes, the road is 3 hours and 20 minutes. Yes, we were aware when we chose the hotel. And yes, no complaints. WITHOUT bribes and scandals, we were settled in the very suite that we booked on the 2nd floor (I am writing because I read that they put in a regular room and demand a bribe - NO), and by the way, we were lucky with the suite and the standard at that moment was at the same price, They said that the hotel has such a promotion! )))…. a smiling and polite girl politely sent us to lunch, and then told us to be accommodated. We left our suitcases at the reception and they weren't stolen. And now in order:

FOOD: meat - chicken, fried liver she ate herself - as if she, except for PORK (Turks are Muslims, they don’t cook pork AT ALL) of course there was soy, all sorts of soy cutlets, nuggets, different types of side dishes (potatoes in different types, vermicelli, pasta, rice), salads, freshly cut vegetables, all kinds of casseroles, as well as a lot of hot vegetables - steamed, fried, boiled ...Approximately the same menu for dinner. For breakfast, everything is as usual: scrambled eggs in various forms, bread, honey, jam, pancakes, sausage, cheese in various forms, even french fries were for breakfast! For lunch and dinner, sweets were prepared - different types of cakes and sometimes there were very tasty cakes. Tea and coffee in unlimited quantities. Tea was brewed in teapots, and was also made from bags with fillers. Different types of coffee - latte, cappuccino, coffee with milk, mochachino were in the coffee machine. As well as cola, sprite, fanta, etc. and alcohol.
In general, there was plenty of food, we ate normally)) Forks, knives, and plates never ended as much as we were. Also, an afternoon snack was not listed on the menu, but a couple of times we came across buns at 16.00. But there, whoever gets there first, and by the way, this also applied to all other meals - whoever got up first - that and slippers. )))
ROOM: we were in a suite, these are two rooms, but it was not entirely clear to me why it was like a bedroom first, then like a living room, and then a balcony. Okay, that's the layout. The furniture is good, but not new, the sockets are in poor condition (firstly, there are few of them, and secondly, one slightly fell out of the wall, but we took an adapter), a spring bed - it was unusual at first, the bed is normal, there is a warm blanket - very relevant , it was cool at night, the closet needs to be repaired urgently - the door falls out and doesn’t move well, everything works in the bathroom, but the doors to the shower cabin are not the first freshness, and also the door to the bathroom is not very new.
Well, the minus is that if the neighbors are swimming, then you can hear just fine (for the first time we were scared when we heard the sound of water, given that we ourselves did not turn it on at that moment. There is a tile on the floor. There is a balcony. The bedroom has overhead lighting, and there is there are also lamps overhead. They work)) There is also an old TV that we never turned on. There is a safe, but we didn’t take it, at the reception they told us some crazy price - $10 as a deposit and $12 to pay, or vice versa ...in short, they did without it.

BEACH: 50 meters along the underpass, small pebbles, and there are also slabs, sometimes there is garbage that they didn’t have time to remove, but in principle it’s clean)) you need to go into the sea carefully, because there are larger stones and slabs ((Unfortunately on the beach I didn’t find a toilet (there is a bar, they distribute drinks. ))) take your own towels, there are no towels on the beach, there are only mattresses.
ENVIRONMENT: 90% Russians, the rest are Ukrainians, Belarusians, Kazakhs, and very few, or maybe not at all, are foreigners. Mostly the audience is 40+, there are not very many young people, and also families with children.
ENTERTAINMENT: if you want to have fun, then you will definitely like the animation, quite annoying) we just came to eat, lie down and look at the sea - relaxation))) in the morning there was water aerobics as usual, then a dance near the pool, in the afternoon the men played water polo , and the willing girls danced zumba) didn’t seem to forget anything. Ahhh, well, yes, it was a Turkish night, they also chose Mr. and Miss of the hotel, and also every evening at 23.00 the animation with everyone who wanted to go to the disco in different clubs in Alanya. I've never been there so I don't know what's going on there. We just heard that they usually asked $ 6 for one, they will take you and bring you, and there was also one time when the trip was free.
TERRITORY: when choosing a hotel, I really did not like the small area in this hotel - 8567 square meters. But it turns out that every meter can be spent wisely - this is a plus for the hotel management, and a small area means that everything is close - the room, the beach, and the main restaurant. Everything is intimate and cozy. For their own, in short. ))) everything is clean and beautiful, and there is a lot of greenery, but we saw a couple of dogs on the beach, and cats were on duty in the restaurant, and everyone who wanted to feed them)))
FOR CHILDREN: there is a playground, I saw the children's chairs myself, and mothers with one-year-old children fed them something. But about baby food, check it out anyway.

POOL: it seems to be one, and large, but in general there is a small one for children, and an exit for those who slide down the hill. The hill is one, twisted. Quite decent, the water pressure is normal - for me, for example, weighing 52 kg)) It rolled down non-stop )))))) And by the way, there is a toilet on the back of the pool - in the same building!
Quite clean, but only one of the two water drains worked. However, I will not vouch for all the booths and the men's. There are no mattresses by the pool
SERVICE: the Turks are just bees, they drove around the main restaurant and took away the plates in a moment, sometimes you don’t even have time to finish everything, but everything is nice and with a smile. They cleaned the room every other day, towels were changed every time, plus they threw them on the floor in the bathroom, and they spun swans, and we treated the cleaners with chocolates brought from Kyiv) there are no questions about cleaning)
INTERNET: ooh, it's just a song! He worked best in our room on the balcony. Worse in the living room. Even worse in the bedroom. The sea is not. Swimming pool - intermittent. Once we even reached the reception and asked to do something with the Internet - they answered, ok, the next day it seemed to get better, and then there was a Turkish night holiday, and everything stopped working again. Rather, it's back to square one. In short, they scored. No, well, in general, did we come to the sea or what? ))