Fucked up vacation

Written: 3 october 2011
Travel time: 25 july — 3 august 2011
I want to share with everyone truthfully, objectively and without prejudice my impressions about hotels and Turkey in particular. Tried to rest 10 days mid-July 2011. The hotel is definitely not five stars, maximum three! Now everything is point by point and true:
1. Food is slop. Salads are all sour for three, four days, they stink! Be sure to stock up on Lineks because you will sleep like clockwork. There was no beef or lamb meat during the entire stay, there were some meatballs obviously from chicken, and tasteless.
2. Synthetic drinks, according to the Jupi principle, drinking is dangerous for health, especially for children. There is orange juice, but it costs a dollar a small glass. There is only one kind of coffee. From the children's menu declared in the advertisement, only milk, which, if you want to take it for the future, turns sour by the evening! Of fruits, only unleavened watermelons, sometimes oak peaches, and sour grapes.

3. Wine, which is on the tables for dinner, you can only drink pigs, whoever comes, be sure to try it - you will stink, as if you had drunk fuselage! I can drink both vodka and moonshine, but Arakia almost vomited from their vodka, I barely drank a glass, then I felt sick all day.
4. Ephesus beer is a drink for the Cathars, it doesn’t smell of beer, our Zhiguli beer is a hundred times better.
Behind the bar is a rude young man, after talking with whom everyone immediately wants to pull him out from behind the bar and explain the rules of etiquette in Russian. When they start to run into him, he begins to smile sweetly and pretend to be an overgrown down.
5. A guide who calls himself Elvin is a schmuck and a nit. A cheap huckster that his mother would sell for a penny to make a fortune. The advertisement states that he (the guide) speaks Russian, but I think there is a big difference between a Russian speaker and trying to speak Russian. He is obliged to communicate with tourists regularly, objectively and fully describe all the services and services that the hotel can offer, but I saw him only twice in ten days. Although he had a lot of questions. I am surprised at the stupidity of the administration that hired him. He has one goal to sell you trips at exorbitant prices. This stupid animal with a grasping and shoving reflex, putting his show off in the first place, breaking his tongue, will convince you of what he himself has no idea! REMEMBER!! ! DO NOT BUY TOURS FROM GUIDES! Walk five hundred meters to the market, especially since you will trample there anyway and calmly purchase the same vouchers from literate and knowledgeable people.
6. The beach is pebbly and obviously not intended for families with children! But if you want to get the thrill and ruin your feet, the flag is in your hands!
7. Internet is expensive, lunch at a restaurant that you have the right to order for yourself once is a waste of time!
8. In the pool for children, the tiles are broken at the bottom and you will safely tear your legs.
9. Animators are not worth a good word, both adults and children. They are stupidly without enthusiasm and work off their money through force.

10. The number itself. They will give you only one key, no matter how you ask, they will not give you more! What's the point? ! Leaving the room, you take out the key from a special socket and the lights turn off in the whole room! Refrigerator and air conditioner stopped working! In cool!! ! Every time you come to a stuffy and musty room, do you want a cold drink? Fuck you! Water comes intermittently, then boiling water comes, then ice water! Very convenient to wash, especially to wash children! TV with a sin on palam shows one channel. I don't recommend using the elevator! I personally got stuck for 15-20 minutes! Imagine you four, darkness, stuffiness is not likely, no one hears you and is not going to do anything.
In general, from Turkey as such, from the hotel and the lousy team of the tour operator Coral Travel left a very putrid impression! THINK! Everything described is the absolute truth if you have any questions, I will answer everyone! bob-hom@mail. ru
Translated automatically from Russian. View original