A hotel where everyone drinks in the morning, teachers, doctors and engineers are not there.

Written: 18 october 2018
Travel time: 9 — 17 october 2018
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 5.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 5.0
Amenities: 5.0
Drunk hotel. Detailed.
Gave high scores mainly because of the price of the tour. This tour cost us an amount commensurate with the offers of extremely poor hotels, which... We bought through TUI, by the way, only TUI populates this hotel. Uralami flight there, I fly back, on time. I-Fly, despite the dead plane, made a very good impression. The hotel is about three hours from Antalya. We had the last one when we checked in. Brought after dinner, but despite this - fed. Well done. Even though dinner time is over.
The hotel of two buildings, lodged much older. Germans are settled in the new one, they are 10% in the hotel. Well, the Germans are - the working class in general-0)). On the first day I made friends with the maid, I always gave a dollar in my hands personally, so every day they spun swans for me, decorating them with flowers, cleaning them well, etc. So as you are to a working person, so they are to you, give tea in person, smile, and you will always have the cleanest room in the hotel, and cleaning will be at a convenient time for you. The rooms are normal in the old building, everything worked, but not a new simple one, but everything is ok. There is unsanitary conditions, a lot of them. Exactly a week someone's plates and glasses lay in the crockery for collecting dishes, I flew in, they were already there, I flew away, they were taken away on my last day of rest. If you get a little lost, go down the technical stairs, then there is such a srach... And of course, the stink of sewerage in the pool bar, but after a few days you sniff it and it's ok.

The bar counters are dirty, stink of spilled beer-wine-craki-substances on them, sticky. Even soda is poured into small plastic cups - 150 grams each. In the last days, when they flew away, everything ended, then wine, then whiskey. Bartenders smoke right behind the counter
. The kitchen is not bad for a four, it's naturally not a five. On the fifth day, he ate sour sauce, which the sour did not immediately understand. In general, the kitchen is rational. On the beach they give french fries, which means tomorrow it will be at lunch in a restaurant, not eaten turkey shawarma in the evening, on the trail. afternoon at lunch, half-eaten mashed potatoes in the evening turns into hmm... salad of mashed potatoes with sausages... etc. But the choice for the four is not bad.
The hotel has two animators - a girl and an animation chief, he never even introduced himself. The girl for children, by the way, is very good. Everyone hangs on it, smiles at everyone, pats on the head, etc. During the day there is no animation, but this is not because of the animator, but for a completely different reason... In the evening there were 3 karaoke, 2 foam parties, one self-taught magician, a former animator, and one decent laser show. This is all. For a quartet, it's probably too weak.
We swam from the pier, the water is approx.

Now what is this hotel for? This hotel is designed to drink. Everyone drinks in it in the morning, often to the point of insanity. That is, drunken bodies are not on sunbeds, but on tiles, songs for the whole hotel at three in the morning, oh frost-frost, women's drunken tantrums at four in the morning with knocking out the door, screeching, confessing eternal love to the stalls and praying for complete forgiveness - this is the norm . They start drinking right in the morning, crayfish-vodka, sane sober eyes by dinner - an infrequent occurrence. With whom to spend the animation during the day -))), if the majority is already animated. As one friend said, I drank on the plane, drank on the bus, I drank in the hotel, I flew in to drink, I have nothing else to do. So, who wants to drink to a deranged state, this hotel is ideal for this. Zigzag gait and throwing the body from side to side will not surprise anyone, even if there is not enough road for zigzags and with each zigzag the body flies into the bushes. Many have arrived for the first time.
Personally, I liked the rest, if you do not pay attention to anything at min. budget, you can relax.
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