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I wonder who and why gave the hotel 5 stars? Three, and then with a stretch. The rooms are small, the cleaning is poor, the plumbing is leaking, the towels are all with holes (5 stars? ), I’d better not say anything about shampoo gels. Drinks are poisonous, food: vegetables are normal, meat is only chicken and soy, confectionery is all the same biscuits smeared with some incomprehensible substance, fruit is normal. The beach is a quiet horror, if you don’t break your arms and legs, consider yourself lucky. Beach bar: soy cutlets, yuppies, french fries.
Animation: the guys are trying.
Territory: it simply does not exist. Absolutely. To cover the tables for dinner, the sunbeds move.
The only plus: very close to the sea, 2 minutes. But I really don't want to go to this beach. . .