Это не 3*, а 2* отель) This is not a 3*, but a 2* hotel)

We arrived at the hotel at 18.30 - they said there are NO standard rooms (although the check-in time is in the morning). They settled in a small closet 2x2 (the window did not even open) - consider this the 1st day of rest and it was spoiled...
Breakfast - everything is standard (cheese, vegetables, honey, jam, eggs, sausage), a coffee machine at the bar.
Lunch - tomato soup, mostly chicken, side dishes + salads from vegetables that were left from breakfast)) everything is monotonous...
Dinner - chicken again, sometimes there was fish, all the same side dishes from lunch, vegetables, sweets appeared (jelly - "fu", for an amateur, donuts in honey, there were only oranges from fruits).
At the bar - beer, wine, made cocktails, cola - you can drink everything).
Such a monotonous menu was all 12 days.

On the 2nd day (towards evening) they took pity on us and finally moved to a standard room (7th floor from the left of the elevator to the stop - overlooking the pool and the sea !!!! ), I realized that this is the best option in hotel) 2 rooms and a huge balcony ++++++ (people living on floors 1-5 suffered from music by the pool, on the opposite side of the hotel - from heavy traffic on the roadway, noise even at night).
Separately, I want to say about the animator (local) - this is something))) In the morning I uploaded 5 songs on repeat and that's it !! ! Until the evening - supposedly learn the words, it's horror !! ! He molested children, STRANGE, you won’t say anything, in the evening he shouted RUSSIA GET GO, GO)))) This is his entire vocabulary...
There is a hammam, massage, excursions, Wi-Fi only works in the evening and only at the reception - in short, a bummer, there is a currency exchange at the reception and at the guide...
To the sea about 10 minutes from the hill, back steep climb! Beach - sun loungers and umbrellas are paid, entry into the sea - a bit of sand, and then a granite slab (slippery... ) The sea is of course fabulous !! ! It was stormy for 6 days (waves as large as a 3-storey building, if you manage to enter, then you swing on the waves for a long time, waiting for the moment to slip out - it sucks hard + the slab under your feet is slippery), many injured on the beach...
IN GENERAL: nature, Cleopatra beach (very crowded, both on the shore and in the water - there are no plates in the sea), cable car, pirate schooner with a foam party, Pamukkale, Side - UNFORGETTABLE!! ! Tip: do not sit in the hotel - it's not interesting there, in 10 minutes. city ​ ​ bus station - travel on your own, it's economical and varied!!! ! Guided tours are also not worth taking... unreasonably expensive.