My failed vacation

Written: 1 december 2010
Travel time: 14 — 24 august 2010
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 5.0
Amenities: 5.0
I am writing a review, 3 months after the vacation, I thought it would be allowed. Not allowed. 5th time in Turkey. I took a very responsible approach to the choice of the hotel. Read the reviews indiscriminately. I was very surprised that the hotel is only 3 years old, and such a huge number of reviews, not every 20-year-old hotel has 50% of the reviews of utopia. The ladders didn’t scare me, I thought: well, well, I won’t gain weight. I'll start in order.
I found the location of the bungalow on the Internet. I ordered 7 bungalows at home, in which I wanted to be settled. I traveled with my hypertensive mother (disabled) and son, about which the hotel was notified. We arrived at the hotel at 11 am, settled after 14. Absolutely not in the bungalow that I ordered. She was indignant, a small Turk with an aquiline nose began to lie that an order had not come from Ukraine. I didn’t believe it (I always go with one travel agency). Another Turk, Talam, came up, began to read what was written in the order - everything was handed over from Ukraine, but this did not help, despite the fact that my mother was disabled, they settled us in bungalow No. 37. , (the view from the window opened on another bungalow. ) I decided that if I sort out they will settle on the 3rd line, I resigned myself.
Everyone who has been to Turkey knows how pleasant the Turkish bath is. We bought a bathhouse from our tour operator (Coral Travel), with a guarantee that if you suddenly don’t like it, then there will be mountains of gold. The design of the bath is excellent, the best I have ever seen. Kazakh girls made us a peeling spectacle that was extremely unpleasant (tired, tortured, 7 sweats dripped from them, not from work, but from the climate in the bathhouse). Result: both my mother and I have worn out skin in the dé colleté area!! ! Real burgundy bruises and scratches!! ! Mom liked the massage, I absolutely do not. It seems that the masseur tried to give me an inept erotic massage, clearly crossing the line. Complained to our guide, showing bruises - for three days, the result is 0.0. After 3 days, the guest relations complained, the Turkish woman took us to the hotel doctor, who confirmed that there were bruises from peeling. Wrote a complaint, when they left a week later, the issue was not resolved.

In general, the motto of the hotel: Saving should be economical. For everything in a restaurant, signs in Russian do not put more on the plates than you can eat, and it was hard for the chefs to understand that there was nothing to eat with full plates. And the problem is not that the products are not fresh, fresh, just cooked without salt, without pepper, the taste is either meat or fish - the taste is the same. At the end of August, peaches, apples, pears were not sweet, watermelons (do not believe it) were not ripe, water melon !! ! Where they found such fruits is a mystery to me. There are special savings on air conditioners in the canteen. The temperature inside and outside differed by a maximum of 2-3C. And near the rows with hot dishes it was not real, sweat flowed in a stream. The waiters are a different story. More lazy cannot be found even in Egypt. That is, if you came at the beginning of dinner, and there are very few people in the hall, then they will not even come up to you and ask what to bring to drink, when you finish dinner, a miracle will happen, they will bring you. The glasses are unique, 100 grams in size, but inside a third of the volume is the bottom! Even a child could not get drunk. If the hall is full to you, in general, they won’t come up, but they will follow each other and laugh. I put bucks on the table, in the hope that they would pay more attention, where there is, people have no time to look at the tables of the "guests". You say: why be nervous, you can take it yourself, it is logical, but not in this hotel. More precisely, chemical UPI, you can, but cola, sprite, just water and even airan, only in a bar where there are 2 bartenders for a hundred guests and a couple of waiters, and the waiters are served in the first place. And if you decide to ask the bartender for some water 15 minutes before the end of dinner, you will be advised to go to another bar, on another floor, and don’t care that after dinner, the 2nd dinner begins. For the 2nd dinner, you are not allowed anything but UPI or hot tea. Even coffee only in vending machines!! ! No coffee bags. Natural juice for breakfast was given - for $ 5 a small glass. Corn was sold for $5 an ear, and so on. I remind you that Utopia is a 5-star deluxe hotel. By the way, the word “de” is translated from Ukrainian as “where”, so everything turns out to be honest: where is luxury ???
Snacks, pizzas, ice cream, everything is organized so that you don’t try too much. All this is located somewhere on the outskirts, absolutely not in those places where the bulk of tourists accumulate. And having arrived 15 minutes before the end of the meal, most likely, you will not get anything. But on the other hand, having arrived 1 minute in advance, they will die, but they will not give anything. I saw how a mother with a small screaming child ASKED for food !!?
In the bars, the queues in the open sun are huge, the bartenders can not cope, because even the bartender has to pour water. There are machines only with chemical UPI. Imagine the need for a drink in the heat of 35 C with 1000 tourists.
The rooms are not bad, spacious, the air conditioner is directly opposite the children's place, so when you are in the room you will not turn it on, as the child will catch a cold. We took two cards to leave one in the room and turn on the air conditioning while we were gone. We return to the room - the card was taken out by the cleaning lady from the electricity switch - the room is hot. At night you are suffocated by the heat, and at dawn local roosters will wake you up. The bathroom has a partition up to half, so leaving the shower, no matter how careful you are on the floor, a flood is guaranteed. At the beginning of the holiday there was a good cleaning lady, then she changed. (I asked the guest relation to change it - the answer: It seemed to you that everyone cleans the same with us. ) They stopped leaving money, the quality of cleaning did not deteriorate, there was nowhere to go.

The elevator to the beach is cool, air-conditioned, glass, works around the clock. The beach turned out to be better than I suggested from the reviews, there are stones, but there is also sand, but it’s not realistic to walk barefoot on the sand, the sand burns. We rested on the pier, where the floor is made of boards, you can walk. But only 2 stairs from the water, with a step step of 50 centimeters, if not more, consisting of round pipes wrapped in pieces of carpet, the sight is terrifying. And, of course, people constantly "hung" on the stairs, basking in the water. Umbrellas on the beach, on the pier and near the pools are on concrete stands that do not move. The umbrella itself is on a metal pipe that does not bend, so if you want a shade, move the sun lounger, unless, of course, you find a place to move it.
The sea was very warm and clean. Once it was stormy, from the heart they jumped in the waves.
The pools are warm and terribly chlorinated, in the evenings they didn’t drive out of the pools.
All animation was near the main pool in the open sun, surrounded by hot tiles from the sun. I do not understand people who fry on a hot stove near chlorinated water when the beautiful sea is 10 minutes away. Therefore, I will not give an assessment to adult animation. Children's animation was not found by me or my child.
The water park is not bad for a hotel. The toilet slide is cool. Hill rafting, no. There weren't enough chairs in the water park. The shower was not found, which is extremely important after the bleach. My child had only one roller coaster circle and that one was broken. Therefore, whoever decides on this hotel, take it with you or buy it in the hotel's shop on three roads, where bargaining is not appropriate, since you have no choice. Someone in the reviews complained that the tiles were slippery, neither barefoot nor in flip flops I was not slippery!

The bus, it's the only one that carries tourists from the main building to the sea, travels relatively regularly, if you squeeze into it, you're in luck (the hotel workers come out to look and neigh from the tourists when they attack the bus). If you want to get from the main building to the water park, at the beginning you will be taken to the sea, then loaded with tourists, taken out of the hotel, and there, having made a maneuver, they will drive you to the entrance to the water park. But from the water park, which is located on the lowest line, on foot to the main building along a huge number of steps. You can only imagine how many sweats came down and what thoughts there were, too. Rise to the 8th floor on foot in the heat, you will find out. The busik worked until 18 o'clock. Therefore, you will not stay too long in the sea, otherwise, walking steeply upwards, after walking in the heat, not only will you have no strength left, you will not want to live.
We didn’t go to the city, since I didn’t get the bus schedule from the hotel, although I could have found a ride, but the question arose of how to get back, so I bought everything at the hotel, including excursions from our guide.
Inet is good only in the main building. In the bungalow, the Internet from the hundredth attempt for 3 minutes.
By the end of the holiday, the child became ill. I (not allergic) started an incomprehensible allergy, the rash was even on the hands. The doctor said that I was allergic to the sun, but the allergy did not increase from the sun, I suggested that, probably, all the same, to bleach (after the pools and the water park) under the sun. By the way, allergies are not included in the insurance. A tube of ointment for 80 grams costs $20. I will not go to a mountain hotel again in my life.
Conclusion: There are so many reviews in this hotel, because the hotel is Russian-speaking and they are written by the employees of this hotel. If you are offered this hotel on a last-minute tour, and the main building, in spring or autumn, when the air temperature does not exceed 30 C and you go up to the 8th floor at home without any problems, go. But in summer there is nothing to do in this hotel. $2500 is definitely not worth it. In Turkey, a huge number of hotels are cheaper and much better, believe my experience. And remember: utopia exists only in dreams!! !
Translated automatically from Russian. View original