Full hello!

Written: 19 august 2007
Travel time: 19 — 26 july 2007
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Hello! That's what I can say. Rested from 24.07 to 02.08 2007.
1. Number.
How we settled. They brought it, unloaded it like trash at the reception desk and dumped it. And it's 5*! At least they helped with things! Fig! Then we still sat for 3 hours (before lunch) on our suitcases and waited for our room to be cleaned! And what were we waiting for? ! When we entered the room, we couldn't believe our eyes! Dirt all around! Lumps of dirt! I even filmed it on my phone – 5*! ! When I opened the door to the balcony, I was already denied, but only my eyes, but also my sense of smell... Below us was a restaurant, and the part where food was cooked, and there was such a stench that it was impossible to breathe! These Turks, it turns out, do not know how to build at all! It was necessary to make the exhaust from the kitchen not away from the kitchen, but as it should be according to our SNiPs, above the roof level, and there would be almost no smell! When I sat down in a chair (thank God, I didn’t plop down, but gently lowered myself), a nail climbed into my arm from the armrest and almost pierced the skin! The floor lamp did not work, the air conditioner was forcibly set to a certain temperature, so you can not strain and not adjust! The bathroom did not have anything that should be in a 5 * hotel - no bathrobes, no slippers, nothing else, so thank God we brought shampoo, etc. with us. The shelf near the bathroom was fastened with 1 screw and fell off all the time. In general, the quality of the decoration of the room resembles the most lousy Tajik construction, we probably do even better. Most of all annoying room service and cleaning ladies, the only thing they do well is take tips! English is only spoken at the reception, so learn Turkish! In principle, the cleaners have hotel soap, shampoo, shower gel, etc. , but they are unlikely to put it in your room, but the Germans and other rabble will most likely bring it on a silver platter! Bed linen was changed once in 11 nights! The towels were changed almost every day. The overall rating of the room - sucks! Hardly reaches 3 *.

2. The only thing that pleased - the restaurant, it pulls on 5 *. There were a lot of dishes, quite good quality, there was lamb grilled every day; wine and other drinks almost never diluted! The overall rating is quite satisfactory.
3. Bars. There were only 3 bars at the time of our stay (2 on the territory of the main building and 1 near the bungalow town and water park), the 4th was just under construction. The bar was open 24 hours. There were very few drinks and service. It was almost impossible to get to the bar! Well, at least there was always my favorite whiskey, which I drank all the way. They could not make cocktails, because they always lacked something. Therefore, they stupidly diluted vodka with syrup and called it a cocktail.
Here it is necessary to make a digression away from the bars, because it concerns everything except the number. The fact is that the hotel administration opened teenage camps in the bungalow for people from 12 to 17 years old from Russia. It is noteworthy that they settled in a bungalow room not by 2-3 people as expected, but by 5-6 people! So imagine what will happen if you increase the number of guests by 30%! Crowds of youngsters constantly rushed from morning until late at night. In addition, they constantly hung out near the bar, from which it was impossible to break through there. Of course, they didn’t get a drink at first, but then they took it in numbers and drank like pumps! It was the same at the discotheques, not only could you not dance to that music without ecstasy, but there was also a crowd of youngsters! The overall rating of the bars is bullshit.
4. Animation. In general, there are no words. If for the children there was the same show every day for 30 minutes, then for the rest they did some stupid shows that they didn’t want to watch. I remember in 2004 we had a rest in the troika, so there were competitions and dances for adults and everything in the world, here it sucks! In general, boring monotonous evenings await you, it remains just to get drunk and that's it... The overall assessment is bullshit.

5. Water park and beach. The water park consists of 5 slides and 3 rides. In general, not bad, but because of the huge number of youngsters, you are constantly afraid to drive into them and hurt them! The beach is just a total hello. The administration did nothing at all to improve! Some kind of stones, boulders, etc. You can easily get injured, especially children. And the most important thing. The hotel is located on a mountain, about 120 meters high! Therefore, you can only get to the beach and the water park by minibus, which, in principle, should run every 10 minutes from 9.00 to 19.00. In fact, they often broke down, and only 1 bus remained. Can you imagine what happened there! Just like in Moscow at rush hour in the gazelle, I didn’t even have time to wean! In general, garbage is complete! Who did not have time to leave before 19.00 by bus, stomped about 1 km along the mountain road! Overall rating - bullshit.
6. Excursions. Better disagree, in this hotel they are more expensive than for those from other hotels! In addition, remember that outside the hotel, water will cost you crazy money! We went to the Turkish bath, such nonsense! Everyone was quickly stroked and sent home! A funny episode happened to us during a two-day excursion to Ephesus and Pamukkale, right for Zadorny! We went to a restaurant, and there was 0.5 liters of water for $3!! ! And the all inclusive restaurant. Our guy (Russian) took a whole plate of oranges, which were in huge quantities, and began to squeeze the juice out of them into a glass! And so he poured a whole glass! When the Turks saw this, they almost had a blow! They began to resent, but then all of us Russians stood up as one to defend him, because the second day the water at +40 at $3 per 0.5 liter got everyone. So we fought back, but these freaks removed the oranges...
Summary. Don't waste that kind of money and a long awaited vacation on this hotel, it's not worth the asking price!
If anyone has additional questions, write, I will answer: puchkou-1976@mail. ru
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